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Jon G.
 
Default Hell

Among the STENCH of things the all-so-important-"Quakers" believe, is that
there is that of GOD in every man. Do you smell something hideous?

QUAKERS STINK.

There is that of GOD in Edgar Rice Burroughs, and all of his books are the
WORD OF GOD. GOD made him, so GOD made everything he wrote.

Tarzan and Jane are the paradigm upon which eternity is founded and shall
forever be based. So memorize all its chapters and verses if you want to be
saved.

Someday a weather machine will be built, and a small composite rod placed in
it with no other purpose than to mock GOD. The machine will malfunction,
and when it is opened, it will hail outside with hailstones the size of
basketballs. This will be the end of the world, the end of the universe,
the end of the devil, and the end of GOD. There won't be much left. From
out of the remains will we crawl, TARZAN AND JANE.

What will we eat? What will we be made of? Where is space and time to
exist in? Where is a planet to live on?

WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT AND CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE GET TO IT,
NOW WON'T WE?

So evangelize the world with Tarzan and Jane, if you want to do something
good for humanity. Burn all of your Bibles, burn all of your crosses, and
set the stage for a new universe. This one's a dinosaur.

You may watch the feather in the wind and see how everything is converging
on however GOD wants it all to turn out.

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN.

GOD was just a rebel who was thrown out of another place, probably for
leaving a planet the same wreck ours is headed for today. Don't believe me?
Look around. He denies all supernatural powers to fix things, and uses
supernatural powers to make things worse.

What might be in the best interests of human civilization for a supernatural
entity to administer? 10 million dead Jews?

HELL

have to build up stores for the battle ahead. take the best of the crop.
take the best of the men, the best of the women, the best boy, the best
girl, food, food, more food, reap the earth, take all flesh, all life, spare
a few to start a new crop, armageddon, apocalypse, plagues, vials,
worship.... it'll be a gravy train next time around... live through the
singularity, live through the big bang, got to have the word made flesh and
consume the flesh so the word makes flesh again.

pity


 
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m II
 
Default Re: Hell and the Seven Circles of Jon

Jon G. wrote:

> Among the STENCH of things the all-so-important-"Quakers" believe, is that
> there is that of GOD in every man.



You would be proof of the falsehood of that statement, loon.



mike
 
  #3
snake_monkey
 
Default Re: Hell

On Jun 11, 5:38 am, "Jon G." <jon8...@peoplepc.com> wrote:
> Among the STENCH of things the all-so-important-"Quakers" believe, is that
> there is that of GOD in every man. Do you smell something hideous?
>
> QUAKERS STINK.
>


Yeah, we were just talking about farting and gas masks, or I was,
with
reference to your flooding of soc.religion.quaker. Now you reveal
you've
been going to Quakers for the last 30 years. So it all fits then
don't it?

> Tarzan and Jane are the paradigm upon which eternity is founded and shall
> forever be based. So memorize all its chapters and verses if you want to be
> saved.


Book of Genesis is somewhat T&J like I agree.

Do you really hate snakes?

What's going on with those polynomials?


 
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