dogs

I haven't come to give of myself unselfishly. I've come to take back what
is mine, and there isn't a cell of her body, mind, soul and spirit that
isn't mine.

I only want my heart back, so cut it out of her and incinerate it.

What's left of her give to the dogs.

"Jon G." <jon8338@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
news:UUV6i.16167$j63.1159@newsread2.news.pas.earth link.net...
>I haven't come to give of myself unselfishly. I've come to take back what
>is mine, and there isn't a cell of her body, mind, soul and spirit that
>isn't mine.
>
> I only want my heart back, so cut it out of her and incinerate it.
>
> What's left of her give to the dogs.

You're clearly lacking in the fundamentals of canine nutrition Jon, what
responsible dog owner would recommend feeding human flesh without stressing
the importance of first removing all items of clothing and jewellery from
the carcass?

Thanks to your ill considered advice my poor dog nearly choked on a coat
sleeve and necklace, and I feel I should now pursue you for damages for
recklessly endangering my pet.

Evil Noodle wrote:

> You're clearly lacking in the fundamentals of canine nutrition Jon, what
> responsible dog owner would recommend feeding human flesh without stressing
> the importance of first removing all items of clothing and jewellery from
> the carcass?
>
> Thanks to your ill considered advice my poor dog nearly choked on a coat
> sleeve and necklace, and I feel I should now pursue you for damages for
> recklessly endangering my pet.

Thank you for this timely community service. We all, at times, forget to
remove decorative items from our canine's comestibles. I've found that
Civil Servants' buttons and badges are the hardest on poor Rex's
digestive track. I've found a quick remedy in allowing his majesty a few
quick nips at the milkman. The nutrients the milkman absorbs during his
work day serve to ease any upset tummy that doggie has.

mike

m II wrote:

> I've found that
> Civil Servants' buttons and badges are the hardest on poor Rex's
> digestive track.

I see I was on the right 'tract'

mike

	#1
Jon G.	dogs I haven't come to give of myself unselfishly. I've come to take back what is mine, and there isn't a cell of her body, mind, soul and spirit that isn't mine. I only want my heart back, so cut it out of her and incinerate it. What's left of her give to the dogs.

	#2
Evil Noodle	Re: dogs "Jon G." <jon8338@peoplepc.com> wrote in message news:UUV6i.16167$j63.1159@newsread2.news.pas.earth link.net... >I haven't come to give of myself unselfishly. I've come to take back what >is mine, and there isn't a cell of her body, mind, soul and spirit that >isn't mine. > > I only want my heart back, so cut it out of her and incinerate it. > > What's left of her give to the dogs. You're clearly lacking in the fundamentals of canine nutrition Jon, what responsible dog owner would recommend feeding human flesh without stressing the importance of first removing all items of clothing and jewellery from the carcass? Thanks to your ill considered advice my poor dog nearly choked on a coat sleeve and necklace, and I feel I should now pursue you for damages for recklessly endangering my pet.

	#3
m II	Re: dogs Evil Noodle wrote: > You're clearly lacking in the fundamentals of canine nutrition Jon, what > responsible dog owner would recommend feeding human flesh without stressing > the importance of first removing all items of clothing and jewellery from > the carcass? > > Thanks to your ill considered advice my poor dog nearly choked on a coat > sleeve and necklace, and I feel I should now pursue you for damages for > recklessly endangering my pet. Thank you for this timely community service. We all, at times, forget to remove decorative items from our canine's comestibles. I've found that Civil Servants' buttons and badges are the hardest on poor Rex's digestive track. I've found a quick remedy in allowing his majesty a few quick nips at the milkman. The nutrients the milkman absorbs during his work day serve to ease any upset tummy that doggie has. mike

	#4
m II	Re: dogs m II wrote: > I've found that > Civil Servants' buttons and badges are the hardest on poor Rex's > digestive track. I see I was on the right 'tract' mike