Canada ho!

Canada gets scores of amateur expeditionists every summer, who botch their
adventures in various ways and become in need of rescue. Canada is so sick
and tired of the high demand for rescue resources, that all the nurses in
back woods medic units have been instructed to castrate all males who employ
their servies. This is intended to be a deterrent for canoers and woodsman
to prevent falling into peril and needing help.

Experts on reproduction agree that castration leads to infertiliy in men,
who can no longer father children.

"Jon G." <jon8338@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
news:m4o6i.15776$j63.6031@newsread2.news.pas.earth link.net...
> Canada gets scores of amateur expeditionists every summer, who botch their
> adventures in various ways and become in need of rescue. Canada is so
> sick and tired of the high demand for rescue resources, that all the
> nurses in back woods medic units have been instructed to castrate all
> males who employ their servies. This is intended to be a deterrent for
> canoers and woodsman to prevent falling into peril and needing help.
>
> Experts on reproduction agree that castration leads to infertiliy in men,
> who can no longer father children.
>

Canada is so pleased with their system, that they have constructed
entrapments to adventurers, just for the sake of castrating more of them,
whether for the duck-type of boater in water, or the chicken-type of
adventurer underground.

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Jon G.	Canada ho! Canada gets scores of amateur expeditionists every summer, who botch their adventures in various ways and become in need of rescue. Canada is so sick and tired of the high demand for rescue resources, that all the nurses in back woods medic units have been instructed to castrate all males who employ their servies. This is intended to be a deterrent for canoers and woodsman to prevent falling into peril and needing help. Experts on reproduction agree that castration leads to infertiliy in men, who can no longer father children.

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Jon G.	Re: Canada ho! "Jon G." <jon8338@peoplepc.com> wrote in message news:m4o6i.15776$j63.6031@newsread2.news.pas.earth link.net... > Canada gets scores of amateur expeditionists every summer, who botch their > adventures in various ways and become in need of rescue. Canada is so > sick and tired of the high demand for rescue resources, that all the > nurses in back woods medic units have been instructed to castrate all > males who employ their servies. This is intended to be a deterrent for > canoers and woodsman to prevent falling into peril and needing help. > > Experts on reproduction agree that castration leads to infertiliy in men, > who can no longer father children. > Canada is so pleased with their system, that they have constructed entrapments to adventurers, just for the sake of castrating more of them, whether for the duck-type of boater in water, or the chicken-type of adventurer underground.