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who was the plonker who lost two farms for this worthy band of
detectorists,by letting the game birds go free. It is hard enough to get land with out idiots upsetting the farmers. |
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Ooh arr, 'eem bin wurryin moi pheasants 'e 'as!
Wi' a-wavering that dam' moine detecterer orl o'er moi laand - the bugger! Farmer E.I.E.I.O.McDonald. |
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Cryptic man!
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