Joke

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the
teacher's pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my
mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie,
a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug
going round,
and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps
up and says in a broad Dublin accent,

"Our next door neighbour is
painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my Dad says it will take the
contagious."

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Joanne	Joke A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my Dad says it will take the contagious."