Annual Plea for FUNNY Help

Hi,

In previous annual appeals, nurses on this newsgroup have helped me build
some great humour pages at:
http://www.realnurse.net/humour/

I'm still looking to expand those pages (acknowledgement ALWAYS given!)

But this year, I'm looking for a NON-NURSING topic:

Punny Store Titles:

"Hair Today - Gone Tomorrow" - Gents hair stylist
"Curl Up & Dry" - Women's hair stylist
"Cod Almighty" - Fish & Chip Shop
"Grate Expectations" - fire surrounds

That kind of thing; must be PUNNY, preferably, funny, too!

All the above are genuine - but original ideas would be just as nice.

Return links given to websites associated with REAL punny stores.

Can you help?

Thanks!
--

Andrew Heenan
http://www.realnurse.net/

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Andrew Heenan	Annual Plea for FUNNY Help Hi, In previous annual appeals, nurses on this newsgroup have helped me build some great humour pages at: http://www.realnurse.net/humour/ I'm still looking to expand those pages (acknowledgement ALWAYS given!) But this year, I'm looking for a NON-NURSING topic: Punny Store Titles: "Hair Today - Gone Tomorrow" - Gents hair stylist "Curl Up & Dry" - Women's hair stylist "Cod Almighty" - Fish & Chip Shop "Grate Expectations" - fire surrounds That kind of thing; must be PUNNY, preferably, funny, too! All the above are genuine - but original ideas would be just as nice. Return links given to websites associated with REAL punny stores. Can you help? Thanks! -- Andrew Heenan http://www.realnurse.net/