priestly duties

A young Welsh priest is on his way to his new parish (somewhere just
outside Swansea) for the first time. As he approaches the town he sees a
man in a field bonking a sheep. A few miles down the road he saw also
frenziedly giving it to a sheep. Appalled at having witnessed a second
case of bestiality in less than an hour, he whispered several prayers,
crossed himself fervently, and drove on.
Then, on the outskirts of town, he caught sight of a dishevelled old man
leaning against a tree and masturbating enthusiastically. The young
priest, then and there decided grimly on the topic of his first sermon.
"As I approached this fair town," he began that Sunday, "I witnessed
three abominations. First, in a field a man committing an unnatural act
with a sheep. Shortly thereafter was another man on the roadside
committing the same unnatural act with another sheep! And third, at the
very outskirts of this town, a man was committing an unnatural act with
himself!"
A voice spoke up from somewhere in the congregation, "Aye, that'll be
Old FâR Qúëúë. He never could catch a sheep!"
--
Bev.

In message <MPG.1dd8586193f3902898a70f@news.fireflyuk.net>, Bev
<bev@YoullHaveToAsk.con> writes
>A young Welsh priest is on his way to his new parish (somewhere just
>outside Swansea) for the first time. As he approaches the town he sees a
>man in a field bonking a sheep. A few miles down the road he saw also
>frenziedly giving it to a sheep. Appalled at having witnessed a second
>case of bestiality in less than an hour, he whispered several prayers,
>crossed himself fervently, and drove on.
>Then, on the outskirts of town, he caught sight of a dishevelled old man
>leaning against a tree and masturbating enthusiastically. The young
>priest, then and there decided grimly on the topic of his first sermon.
>"As I approached this fair town," he began that Sunday, "I witnessed
>three abominations. First, in a field a man committing an unnatural act
>with a sheep. Shortly thereafter was another man on the roadside
>committing the same unnatural act with another sheep! And third, at the
>very outskirts of this town, a man was committing an unnatural act with
>himself!"
>A voice spoke up from somewhere in the congregation, "Aye, that'll be
>Old FâR Qúëúë. He never could catch a sheep!"

Nice one, Bev. Got any more like this?
--
Jane

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Bev	priestly duties A young Welsh priest is on his way to his new parish (somewhere just outside Swansea) for the first time. As he approaches the town he sees a man in a field bonking a sheep. A few miles down the road he saw also frenziedly giving it to a sheep. Appalled at having witnessed a second case of bestiality in less than an hour, he whispered several prayers, crossed himself fervently, and drove on. Then, on the outskirts of town, he caught sight of a dishevelled old man leaning against a tree and masturbating enthusiastically. The young priest, then and there decided grimly on the topic of his first sermon. "As I approached this fair town," he began that Sunday, "I witnessed three abominations. First, in a field a man committing an unnatural act with a sheep. Shortly thereafter was another man on the roadside committing the same unnatural act with another sheep! And third, at the very outskirts of this town, a man was committing an unnatural act with himself!" A voice spoke up from somewhere in the congregation, "Aye, that'll be Old FâR Qúëúë. He never could catch a sheep!" -- Bev.

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Jane	Re: priestly duties In message <MPG.1dd8586193f3902898a70f@news.fireflyuk.net>, Bev <bev@YoullHaveToAsk.con> writes >A young Welsh priest is on his way to his new parish (somewhere just >outside Swansea) for the first time. As he approaches the town he sees a >man in a field bonking a sheep. A few miles down the road he saw also >frenziedly giving it to a sheep. Appalled at having witnessed a second >case of bestiality in less than an hour, he whispered several prayers, >crossed himself fervently, and drove on. >Then, on the outskirts of town, he caught sight of a dishevelled old man >leaning against a tree and masturbating enthusiastically. The young >priest, then and there decided grimly on the topic of his first sermon. >"As I approached this fair town," he began that Sunday, "I witnessed >three abominations. First, in a field a man committing an unnatural act >with a sheep. Shortly thereafter was another man on the roadside >committing the same unnatural act with another sheep! And third, at the >very outskirts of this town, a man was committing an unnatural act with >himself!" >A voice spoke up from somewhere in the congregation, "Aye, that'll be >Old FâR Qúëúë. He never could catch a sheep!" Nice one, Bev. Got any more like this? -- Jane