FâR Qúëúë

No more unsightly stains....


http://www.blankdiscshop.co.uk/acatalog/mice.html#a341
The built-in fan on the AirFlo mouse gently circulates cool air through
specially designed ventilation holes on the outer shell to cool your
hand.



....when he visits them left-handed sites.

FâR Qúëúë

JustaBloke wrote


> > "If I've got a mouse ball in my left hand and another mouse ball in my
> > right hand. What have I got on my lap?"
>
> Dear dog, you're sick.
>
>


Play your cards right and it could be this
http://surl.se/wpd

ziggy

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> http://surl.se/wpd

Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!

FâR Qúëúë

ziggy wrote


> > http://surl.se/wpd
>
> Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!
>


Want his phone number ???

ziggy

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> ziggy wrote
>
>
>> > http://surl.se/wpd
>>
>> Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!
>>
>
>
> Want his phone number ???
>
>

No way!

ziggy

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> ziggy wrote
>
>
>> > http://surl.se/wpd
>>
>> Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!
>>
>
>
> Want his phone number ???
>
>

No way!!

FâR Qúëúë

ziggy wrote


> >> > http://surl.se/wpd
> >>
> >> Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!
> >>
> >
> >
> > Want his phone number ???
> >
> >
>
> No way!!
>

Thought you'd be gagging for it.

ziggy

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> ziggy wrote
>
>
>> >> > http://surl.se/wpd
>> >>
>> >> Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> > Want his phone number ???
>> >
>> >
>>
>> No way!!
>>
>
> Thought you'd be gagging for it.
>
>
>

I should imagine *that would require an anaesthetic first!

FâR Qúëúë

ziggy wrote


>
> I should imagine *that would require an anaesthetic first!
>

There are mechanical methods ...

http://otherpower.com/images/fuking/fuking5.jpg

Jane

In message <436cba96$0$96612$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreene ws.net>,
FâR Qúëúë <me@privacy.net> writes
>ziggy wrote
>
>
>>
>> I should imagine *that would require an anaesthetic first!
>>
>
>There are mechanical methods ...
>
>http://otherpower.com/images/fuking/fuking5.jpg
>

650 horsepower! The mind boggles. Keep me well away from it.
--
Jane

ziggy

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> ziggy wrote
>
>
>>
>> I should imagine *that would require an anaesthetic first!
>>
>
> There are mechanical methods ...
>
> http://otherpower.com/images/fuking/fuking5.jpg
>
>

A bunny and a car battery?

ziggy

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> In message <436cba96$0$96612$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreene ws.net>,
> FâR Qúëúë <me@privacy.net> writes
>>ziggy wrote
>>
>>
>>>
>>> I should imagine *that would require an anaesthetic first!
>>>
>>
>>There are mechanical methods ...
>>
>>http://otherpower.com/images/fuking/fuking5.jpg
>>
>
> 650 horsepower! The mind boggles. Keep me well away from it.

....Yeah, I bet you'd fight me for it tofl!!

Bev

ziggy blathered...
> FâR Qúëúë <me@privacy.net> carefully scribbled news:436bf637$0$56325
> $892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net:
>
> > http://surl.se/wpd
>
> Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!
>
Bearing in mind that 'shreddies' is slang for underwear (a term coined
initially by the army for reasons explained here...

http://www.armedforcesfriends.co.uk/...al=30&letter=S

but now in general usage...

http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/s.htm
http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~mdownes/lang.html
http://www.webhazard.com/html/gullyism_s.html )

would you like to revise your statement?

--
Bev.

FâR Qúëúë

Bev wrote


> > Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!
> >
> Bearing in mind that 'shreddies' is slang for underwear (a term coined
> initially by the army for reasons explained here...
>
>
> would you like to revise your statement?
>
>


It's old biddy winter wear. She puts them on Nov 1st and they won't be
off until May 1st, when the red flag will fly.

Ponder

Hiya Bev.

In <news:MPG.1dd701b1f27795e098a6fa@news.fireflyuk.ne t> you wrote:

> Bearing in mind that 'shreddies' is slang for underwear (a term coined
> initially by the army for reasons explained here...

Best Army slang = Stills

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Bev

FâR Qúëúë blathered...
> Bev wrote
>
>
> > > Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!
> > >
> > Bearing in mind that 'shreddies' is slang for underwear (a term coined
> > initially by the army for reasons explained here...
> >
> >
> > would you like to revise your statement?
> >
> >
>
>
> It's old biddy winter wear. She puts them on Nov 1st and they won't be
> off until May 1st, when the red flag will fly.
>
Puts them on where (or what) though? How did she nearly *choke* on
them???
--
Bev.

ziggy

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> http://www.webhazard.com/html/gullyism_s.html

So wha'gwan? OK, I made a right bollock of that.....What a silly
sausage.....What a smeggy thought! Now apart from all that ,what a zulu
warrior he could make eh?
I think a gal would be pushing her pulheems a bit though.
I think I'll get me weasel and stoat and foxtrot Oscar, sharpish like~;0D

FâR Qúëúë

Ponder wrote


> Best Army slang = Stills
>
>

People from Cardiff innit ??

FâR Qúëúë

Bev wrote


> > > > Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!
> > > >
> > > Bearing in mind that 'shreddies' is slang for underwear (a term coined
> > > initially by the army for reasons explained here...
> > >
> > >
> > > would you like to revise your statement?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > It's old biddy winter wear. She puts them on Nov 1st and they won't be
> > off until May 1st, when the red flag will fly.
> >
> Puts them on where (or what) though? How did she nearly *choke* on
> them???
>


All in type - come up over her head

ziggy

FâR Qúëúë <me@privacy.net> carefully scribbled
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> Bev wrote
>
>
>> > > > Bloody norah, I just choked on my shreddies!
>> > > >
>> > > Bearing in mind that 'shreddies' is slang for underwear (a term
>> > > coined initially by the army for reasons explained here...
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > would you like to revise your statement?
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> >
>> > It's old biddy winter wear. She puts them on Nov 1st and they
>> > won't be off until May 1st, when the red flag will fly.
>> >
>> Puts them on where (or what) though? How did she nearly *choke* on
>> them???
>>
>
>
> All in type - come up over her head
>
>

I bet you're one of those men who still tuck their vest into their
underpants pants cos that's what their Mum's did when they were ickle! Oh,
and odds on you wear white terry towelling sports socks with *everything
too and sometimes you even tuck the elasticated bottoms of your trackies
into them eh? I am right aren't I? Ooooooooh suit you sir....

Ponder

Hiya FâR Qúëúë.

In <news:436d28bc$0$92032$892e7fe2@authen.white.readf reenews.net> you
wrote:

>> Best Army slang = Stills
> People from Cardiff innit ??

We still increase the average IQ of your locality when we visit

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FâR Qúëúë

Ponder wrote


> We still increase the average IQ of your locality when we visit
>
>


No chance. You're too scared to come down here. Too many trees, too
much grass and it gets really dark at night.

Bev

FâR Qúëúë blathered...
> come up over her head
>
Overshot again, eh?
--
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Ponder

Hiya FâR Qúëúë.

In <news:436d389f$0$70351$892e7fe2@authen.white.readf reenews.net> you
wrote:

> Does the word 'pants' make you shiver?

http://www.bunch-of-arse.co.uk/

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Ponder

Hiya FâR Qúëúë.

In <news:436d38fa$0$70351$892e7fe2@authen.white.readf reenews.net> you
wrote:

>> We still increase the average IQ of your locality when we visit
> No chance. You're too scared to come down here. Too many trees, too
> much grass and it gets really dark at night.

How little ye know me (though I don't smoke grass)

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ziggy

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> Hiya FâR Qúëúë.
>
> In <news:436d389f$0$70351$892e7fe2@authen.white.readf reenews.net> you
> wrote:
>
>> Does the word 'pants' make you shiver?
>
> http://www.bunch-of-arse.co.uk/
>

That's pants that is ~;0D

ziggy

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> FâR Qúëúë blathered...
>> come up over her head
>>
> Overshot again, eh?

Bev-er-ley!! You're on form tonight, what *are you on? ~;0)

Bev

ziggy blathered...
> Bev <bev@YoullHaveToAsk.con> carefully scribbled
> news:MPG.1dd74f8e217fc62398a6fe@news.fireflyuk.net :
>
> > FâR Qúëúë blathered...
> >> come up over her head
> >>
> > Overshot again, eh?
>
> Bev-er-ley!! You're on form tonight, what *are you on? ~;0)
>
Cabernet Sauvignon.
--
Bev.

FâR Qúëúë

Ponder wrote


> http://www.bunch-of-arse.co.uk/
>
>


Is Justa featured?

FâR Qúëúë

Ponder wrote


> How little ye know me (though I don't smoke grass)
>
>


I have no wish to 'know' you.
I prefer wimmin

FâR Qúëúë

Bev wrote

> FâR Qúëúë blathered...
> > come up over her head
> >
> Overshot again, eh?
>

You having one of your funny turns?

Think I'll go lock all the doors - can't be too careful.

FâR Qúëúë

ziggy wrote


>
> Bev-er-ley!! You're on form tonight, what *are you on? ~;0)
>


The vinegar strokes ...

ziggy

Bev <bev@YoullHaveToAsk.con> carefully scribbled
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> ziggy blathered...
>> Bev <bev@YoullHaveToAsk.con> carefully scribbled
>> news:MPG.1dd74f8e217fc62398a6fe@news.fireflyuk.net :
>>
>> > FâR Qúëúë blathered...
>> >> come up over her head
>> >>
>> > Overshot again, eh?
>>
>> Bev-er-ley!! You're on form tonight, what *are you on? ~;0)
>>
> Cabernet Sauvignon.

Yep, that'll do it....I may have a little snorter myself before I turn in,
I was going to say retire but certain people can be soooo predictable,
don't you find?

FâR Qúëúë

Bev wrote


> >
> > Bev-er-ley!! You're on form tonight, what *are you on? ~;0)
> >
> Cabernet Sauvignon.
>


Poor Cabernet. He your new live-in (the cellar) eau pair?

Ponder

Hiya ziggy.

In <news:Xns9705F0D262DBDziggy@204.153.244.156> you wrote:

>>> Does the word 'pants' make you shiver?
>> http://www.bunch-of-arse.co.uk/
> That's pants that is ~;0D

10/10 for observation

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Ponder

Hiya FâR Qúëúë.

In <news:436d487d$0$80634$892e7fe2@authen.white.readf reenews.net> you
wrote:

>> http://www.bunch-of-arse.co.uk/
> Is Justa featured?

I really wouldn't know

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Ponder

Hiya FâR Qúëúë.

In <news:436d48b0$0$80634$892e7fe2@authen.white.readf reenews.net> you
wrote:

>> How little ye know me (though I don't smoke grass)
> I have no wish to 'know' you.
> I prefer wimmin

I wasn't talking biblically, and anyway, I though it was sheep... so the
stories go

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FâR Qúëúë

ziggy wrote


> Yep, that'll do it....I may have a little snorter myself before I turn in,
> I was going to say retire but certain people can be soooo predictable,
> don't you find?
>


15 to 1, ziggy gets to the top of the stairs and starts wondering why
she's up there.

FâR Qúëúë

Ponder wrote


> I wasn't talking biblically, and anyway, I though it was sheep... so the
> stories go
>
>


How long have you believed you were a sheep?
Have you seen a 'ologist about your problem?
You were right to stop using grass. That's going a bit far.

ziggy

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> Ponder wrote
>
>
>> I wasn't talking biblically, and anyway, I though it was sheep...
>> so the
>> stories go
>>
>>
>
>
> How long have you believed you were a sheep?
> Have you seen a 'ologist about your problem?
> You were right to stop using grass. That's going a bit far.
>
Gorse it is....