Good joke courtesy of Pop Bitch ~;0D

Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by
St Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter,
"You must each possess something that symbolises
Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man goes through his pockets and
pulls out a lighter, flicks it on,
saying, "It represents a candle."
"You may pass through the pearly gates,"
says St Peter.

The second man pulls out a set of keys, shakes
them and says, "They're bells."
St Peter lets him pass.

The third man looks desperate and finally pulls
a g-string from his pocket. St. Peter looks
quizzical and asks, "Just how do those
symbolise Christmas?"

The man replies, "They're Carols."

ziggy wrote

> Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by
> St Peter at the pearly gates.
>
> "In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter,
> "You must each possess something that symbolises
> Christmas to get into heaven."
>
> The first man goes through his pockets and
> pulls out a lighter, flicks it on,
> saying, "It represents a candle."
> "You may pass through the pearly gates,"
> says St Peter.
>
> The second man pulls out a set of keys, shakes
> them and says, "They're bells."
> St Peter lets him pass.
>
> The third man looks desperate and finally pulls
> a g-string from his pocket. St. Peter looks
> quizzical and asks, "Just how do those
> symbolise Christmas?"
>
> The man replies, "They're Carols."
>

Don't call us .....

	#1
ziggy	Good joke courtesy of Pop Bitch ~;0D Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven." The first man goes through his pockets and pulls out a lighter, flicks it on, saying, "It represents a candle." "You may pass through the pearly gates," says St Peter. The second man pulls out a set of keys, shakes them and says, "They're bells." St Peter lets him pass. The third man looks desperate and finally pulls a g-string from his pocket. St. Peter looks quizzical and asks, "Just how do those symbolise Christmas?" The man replies, "They're Carols."

	#2
FâR Qúëúë	Re: Good joke courtesy of Pop Bitch ~;0D ziggy wrote > Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by > St Peter at the pearly gates. > > "In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter, > "You must each possess something that symbolises > Christmas to get into heaven." > > The first man goes through his pockets and > pulls out a lighter, flicks it on, > saying, "It represents a candle." > "You may pass through the pearly gates," > says St Peter. > > The second man pulls out a set of keys, shakes > them and says, "They're bells." > St Peter lets him pass. > > The third man looks desperate and finally pulls > a g-string from his pocket. St. Peter looks > quizzical and asks, "Just how do those > symbolise Christmas?" > > The man replies, "They're Carols." > Don't call us .....