Kinesin

Hi,

My GF is looking to buy a set of leathers.. but she's only little.
Size uk 8.. and the smallest jacket Hein Gericke had in was a 34(uk
10).. and that the was the smallest they did, even tho they do size 32
ladies pants.

Anybody have any idea where to buy a small ladies leather jacket?
Can you get larger jackets modified?

Shall I just dump her and get a fat bird[1]

[1] Not really an option

Lozzo

Kinesin fascinated us all by saying...
> Hi,
>
> My GF is looking to buy a set of leathers.. but she's only little.
> Size uk 8.. and the smallest jacket Hein Gericke had in was a 34(uk
> 10)..

HG ladies leathers go down to a size 6. Trust me, I know these things.


--
Lozzo
'95 Kawasaki ZZR1100D, '97 Kawasaki GPZ500S, '83 Honda CB250RS
Big Zed Little Zed Dead shed
New to ukrm? : www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
"He's not big and he's not called Tony"

Whinging Courier

In uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older Gentleman said:

>Kinesin <Kinesin@STORMblueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Shall I just dump her and get a fat bird
>
>"Roll her in flour and look for the damp bit"

Heh, "Fart and give us a clue"

Kinesin

Lozzo wrote:

> Kinesin fascinated us all by saying...
>
>>Hi,
>>
>>My GF is looking to buy a set of leathers.. but she's only little.
>>Size uk 8.. and the smallest jacket Hein Gericke had in was a 34(uk
>>10)..
>
>
> HG ladies leathers go down to a size 6. Trust me, I know these things.
>
>

Smallest jacket on the web site in the Trinity which is a 32.
Nothing is listed as smaller.. That's not a 6 is it? (or so she tells
me, however she could be completely wrong[1])

Chester shop told us the 34 was the smallest they did tho.



[1] normally is.

Kinesin

Kinesin wrote:


> Smallest jacket on the web site in the Trinity which is a 32.
> Nothing is listed as smaller.. That's not a 6 is it? (or so she tells
> me, however she could be completely wrong[1])
>

Lozzo sir!

Does the trinity come with any padding at the shoulders/elbows?.. HG
website is a bit naff that kind of info.

cheers

The Older Gentleman

Kinesin <Kinesin@STORMblueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

> The Older Gentleman wrote:
> > Kinesin <Kinesin@STORMblueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Shall I just dump her and get a fat bird
> >
> >
> > "Roll her in flour and look for the damp bit"
> >
> >
> I'm getting so much grief for this TOG..
>
>
> - last time I let her near my pc.

Does she know about the porn you sent me?


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Lozzo

Kinesin fascinated us all by saying...
> Lozzo wrote:
>
> > Kinesin fascinated us all by saying...
> >
> >>Hi,
> >>
> >>My GF is looking to buy a set of leathers.. but she's only little.
> >>Size uk 8.. and the smallest jacket Hein Gericke had in was a 34(uk
> >>10)..
> >
> >
> > HG ladies leathers go down to a size 6. Trust me, I know these things.
> >
> >
>
> Smallest jacket on the web site in the Trinity which is a 32.
> Nothing is listed as smaller.. That's not a 6 is it? (or so she tells
> me, however she could be completely wrong[1])
>
> Chester shop told us the 34 was the smallest they did tho.

Go into the shop and try the Sienna and the Amber as well as the Tribal
Evo. She's not the smallest at a size 8. I've fitted young teenage girls
smaller than that out with 2-piece leathers before now.


My tip is to ignore the labels and the sizes and just try stuff on until
you find the right fit. I sold a lady a gents jacket with ladies trousers
yesterday, she had a size 32A bust with a size 14 arse and as she put it
"These jackets are made for girls with tits, and I don't have any, where
are the bloke's?"

--
Lozzo
'95 Kawasaki ZZR1100D, '97 Kawasaki GPZ500S, '83 Honda CB250RS
Big Zed Little Zed Dead shed
New to ukrm? : www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
"He's not big and he's not called Tony"

Ginge

In article <_6M6b.3478$t32.33712269@news-text.cableinet.net>, Kinesin
wrote...
> The Older Gentleman wrote:
> > Kinesin <Kinesin@STORMblueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Shall I just dump her and get a fat bird
> >
> >
> > "Roll her in flour and look for the damp bit"
> >
> >
> I'm getting so much grief for this TOG..
>
>
> - last time I let her near my pc.

May as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb. Take some naked photos
of her and put them on the web, then post the URL here.

--
ginge [at] stopthevoices.org.uk :: Kawasaki ZRX1200R, Yamaha SZR660

Ginge

In article <MPG.19c59c79e78ca6ba14e7@news.cis.dfn.de>, Lozzo wrote...
> Kinesin fascinated us all by saying...
> > Hi,
> >
> > My GF is looking to buy a set of leathers.. but she's only little.
> > Size uk 8.. and the smallest jacket Hein Gericke had in was a 34(uk
> > 10)..
>
> HG ladies leathers go down to a size 6. Trust me, I know these things.

You wear them.

--
ginge [at] stopthevoices.org.uk :: Kawasaki ZRX1200R, Yamaha SZR660

Bear

Lozzo wibbled ...

> I've fitted young teenage girls

Well indeed; it's your small and inoffensive genitalia that make that
possible though.
--
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These are my own opinions, and not necessarily those of all Bears
"I was so much older then; I'm younger than that now"
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jsp

Ginge wrote:

> May as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb. Take some naked photos
> of her and put them on the web, then post the URL here.
>

We might be able to suggest some suitable protective clothing, then.

--
John

SV650
Black it is
and naked

jsp

Bear wrote:
> Lozzo wibbled ...
>
>
>>I've fitted young teenage girls
>
>
> Well indeed; it's your small and inoffensive genitalia that make that
> possible though.

*snort!*

--
John

SV650
Black it is
and naked

Ginge

In article <MPG.19c5a48f7a7575c014eb@news.cis.dfn.de>, Lozzo wrote...
> Ginge fascinated us all by saying...
> > In article <_6M6b.3478$t32.33712269@news-text.cableinet.net>, Kinesin
> > wrote...
>
> > > - last time I let her near my pc.
> >
> > May as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb. Take some naked photos
> > of her and put them on the web, then post the URL here.
>
> It's worked for you before, so why not keep asking?

Exactly.

--
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christofire

In article <3F5B9249.8010305@yahoo.co.uk>, jsp says...
> Bear wrote:
> > Lozzo wibbled ...
> >
> >
> >>I've fitted young teenage girls
> >
> >
> > Well indeed; it's your small and inoffensive genitalia that make that
> > possible though.
>
> *snort!*

Now there's an mental image I didn't want to see. "Variation on
Flookfest 1 pic".

--
Christofire ex-two#20(KotL) DIAABTCOD#1 Suzuki SV650SK
TPPFAUICG#69BONY#10MIRTTH#7IMANASS#2SbS#20BOTAFOT# 117
"But..he looks so *innocent*"
Full throttle for 55 minutes - a hell of a buzz.

christofire

In article <qTL6b.3456$IN1.33299480@news-text.cableinet.net>, Kinesin
says...
> Hi,
>
> My GF is looking to buy a set of leathers.. but she's only little.
> Size uk 8.. and the smallest jacket Hein Gericke had in was a 34(uk
> 10).. and that the was the smallest they did, even tho they do size 32
> ladies pants.
>
> Anybody have any idea where to buy a small ladies leather jacket?
> Can you get larger jackets modified?
>
> Shall I just dump her and get a fat bird[1]

No, just buy a larger set for yourself and stick her down the front.
Try not to let her distract you though.
--
Christofire ex-two#20(KotL) DIAABTCOD#1 Suzuki SV650SK
TPPFAUICG#69BONY#10MIRTTH#7IMANASS#2SbS#20BOTAFOT# 117
"But..he looks so *innocent*"
Full throttle for 55 minutes - a hell of a buzz.

Kinesin

Lozzo wrote:

<snip old stuff>
>
> Go into the shop and try the Sienna and the Amber as well as the Tribal
> Evo. She's not the smallest at a size 8. I've fitted young teenage girls
> smaller than that out with 2-piece leathers before now.
>
>
> My tip is to ignore the labels and the sizes and just try stuff on until
> you find the right fit. I sold a lady a gents jacket with ladies trousers
> yesterday, she had a size 32A bust with a size 14 arse and as she put it
> "These jackets are made for girls with tits, and I don't have any, where
> are the bloke's?"
>

thanks for the info on the trinity.

Tried on the Sienna.. Too big across the back/under the arms and at the
elbows. She loved it... but just too big;-)

Chester didn't have anything else close to been small enough & the
preston store is even smaller.

Might hit ann-summers instead lol.

Lozzo

Kinesin fascinated us all by saying...
> Lozzo wrote:
>
> <snip old stuff>
> >
> > Go into the shop and try the Sienna and the Amber as well as the Tribal
> > Evo. She's not the smallest at a size 8. I've fitted young teenage girls
> > smaller than that out with 2-piece leathers before now.
> >
> >
> > My tip is to ignore the labels and the sizes and just try stuff on until
> > you find the right fit. I sold a lady a gents jacket with ladies trousers
> > yesterday, she had a size 32A bust with a size 14 arse and as she put it
> > "These jackets are made for girls with tits, and I don't have any, where
> > are the bloke's?"
> >
>
> thanks for the info on the trinity.
>
> Tried on the Sienna.. Too big across the back/under the arms and at the
> elbows. She loved it... but just too big;-)

The Sienna is tiny in a 34. Are you a child molester?

--
Lozzo
'95 Kawasaki ZZR1100D, '97 Kawasaki GPZ500S, '83 Honda CB250RS
Big Zed Little Zed Dead shed
New to ukrm? : www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
"He's not big and he's not called Tony"

Monkey

"Lozzo" <lozzo@lozzo.org.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.19c59c79e78ca6ba14e7@news.cis.dfn.de...

> HG ladies leathers go down to a size 6. Trust me, I know these things.

Yeah, but unfortunately i) they won't have anything that small in stock, and
ii) even if they do, they'll only be suitable for longer-legged ladies. The
HG leathers that fitted Sally (size 8-10) in the waist, had
interestingly-positioned knee armour about half-way down her shin. Bummer,
'cos I'm generally a fan of Gericke's products.

--
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CB500 with added gaffer tape
BOTAFOT #121, BBB #2

Badger

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 21:42:52 +0100, christofire wrote:
>
> In article <qTL6b.3456$IN1.33299480@news-text.cableinet.net>, Kinesin
> says...
> >
> >
> > Shall I just dump her and get a fat bird[1]
>
> No, just buy a larger set for yourself and stick her down the front.
> Try not to let her distract you though.

But her legs will get in the way of doing shoulder checks.

--
Rick
NT650V
TWA#11 BREast#6 BOTAFOT#139

christofire

In article <qh9nlv4igtsi74hmouv2o4tutm0btu0uc7@4ax.com>, Badger says...
> On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 21:42:52 +0100, christofire wrote:
> >
> > In article <qTL6b.3456$IN1.33299480@news-text.cableinet.net>, Kinesin
> > says...
> > >
> > >
> > > Shall I just dump her and get a fat bird[1]
> >
> > No, just buy a larger set for yourself and stick her down the front.
> > Try not to let her distract you though.
>
> But her legs will get in the way of doing shoulder checks.

Not if she leans back at the appropriate time. I'm sure you can think
of a signal to give.

--
Christofire ex-two#20(KotL) DIAABTCOD#1 Suzuki SV650SK
TPPFAUICG#69BONY#10MIRTTH#7IMANASS#2SbS#20BOTAFOT# 117
"But..he looks so *innocent*"
Full throttle for 55 minutes - a hell of a buzz.

Robin Mayes

"Lozzo" <lozzo@lozzo.org.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.19c5a90acf9a1ece14ec@news.cis.dfn.de...

> > Can I cover for you when you're on holiday? Please.....
>
> Sure, any time. You can put up with the long hours on your feet, mental
> staff, crap pay and whingeing customers while I sun myself for a day in
> Weston Super Mare[1]
>
> [1] You don't think I can afford a proper holiday on my wages do you?

LOL! Apart from the crap pay bit, bit sounds exactly like my normal job! You
forgot the part about the managers who can only find the way to their desk
is because of the line of coke running from their front door-step... ;-)

Onejob

On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 19:43:18 GMT, Kinesin
<Kinesin@STORMblueyonder.co.uk> squitted:

>Hi,
>
>My GF is looking to buy a set of leathers.. but she's only little.
>Size uk 8.. and the smallest jacket Hein Gericke had in was a 34(uk
>10).. and that the was the smallest they did, even tho they do size 32
>ladies pants.
>
>Anybody have any idea where to buy a small ladies leather jacket?
>Can you get larger jackets modified?
>
>Shall I just dump her and get a fat bird[1]
>
>[1] Not really an option

Ann Summers does a nice range for the smaller bird.

--
Onejob

ST1100

Onejob

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 21:04:13 +0100, chateau.murrayNOSPAM@dsl.pipex.com
(The Older Gentleman) squitted:

>Kinesin <Kinesin@STORMblueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>> > Kinesin <Kinesin@STORMblueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >>Shall I just dump her and get a fat bird
>> >
>> >
>> > "Roll her in flour and look for the damp bit"
>> >
>> >
>> I'm getting so much grief for this TOG..
>>
>>
>> - last time I let her near my pc.
>
>Does she know about the porn you sent me?

And the rash you gave me.

--
Onejob

ST1100

Lozzo

Robin Mayes fascinated us all by saying...
>
> "Lozzo" <lozzo@lozzo.org.uk> wrote in message
> news:MPG.19c5a90acf9a1ece14ec@news.cis.dfn.de...
>
> > > Can I cover for you when you're on holiday? Please.....
> >
> > Sure, any time. You can put up with the long hours on your feet, mental
> > staff, crap pay and whingeing customers while I sun myself for a day in
> > Weston Super Mare[1]
> >
> > [1] You don't think I can afford a proper holiday on my wages do you?
>
> LOL! Apart from the crap pay bit, bit sounds exactly like my normal job! You
> forgot the part about the managers who can only find the way to their desk
> is because of the line of coke running from their front door-step... ;-)

I am a manager

--
Lozzo
'95 Kawasaki ZZR1100D, '97 Kawasaki GPZ500S, '83 Honda CB250RS
Big Zed Little Zed Dead shed
New to ukrm? : www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
"He's not big and he's not called Tony"

Robin Mayes

"Lozzo" <lozzo@lozzo.org.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.19c5c26fc2d32f9c14f0@news.cis.dfn.de...

> I am a manager

Hehe, come to think of it, so am I... or so they keep telling me!

dwb

"Kinesin" <Kinesin@STORMblueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:qTL6b.3456$IN1.33299480@news-text.cableinet.net...
> Hi,
>
> My GF is looking to buy a set of leathers.. but she's only little.
> Size uk 8.. and the smallest jacket Hein Gericke had in was a 34(uk
> 10).. and that the was the smallest they did, even tho they do size 32
> ladies pants.
>
> Anybody have any idea where to buy a small ladies leather jacket?
> Can you get larger jackets modified?
>
> Shall I just dump her and get a fat bird[1]

What's your budget? YOu could investigate made to measure (Crowtree or MJK)
or if you're feeling flush, BKS [1]


[1] I love mine, but I still cringe a little bit at the price. That said,
two years and approx 20k miles on and they still look like the day I got
them without a loose stich or other blemish to be seen.

Champ

On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 19:43:18 GMT, Kinesin
<Kinesin@STORMblueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>Anybody have any idea where to buy a small ladies leather jacket?

Go for made to measure with MJK : www.mjkleathers.com
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Monkey

"pete boyall" <pboyall.spamblock@_nospam_.IHATESPAM.lineone.co.u k> wrote in
message news:3f5c1c89.592021@news.btopenworld.com...
> On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 22:42:40 +0100, "Monkey"
> <Monkey@surfREMOVEbum.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> >Yeah, but unfortunately i) they won't have anything that small in stock,
and
> >ii) even if they do, they'll only be suitable for longer-legged ladies.
The
> >HG leathers that fitted Sally (size 8-10) in the waist, had
> >interestingly-positioned knee armour about half-way down her shin.
Bummer,
> >'cos I'm generally a fan of Gericke's products.
>
> Did you try them on the bike? When you get on, the armour may well be
> in the right place as your knee bends ...

Only if she could wrap her legs backward and over her head.

Hmmm... maybe pay them another visit then... just to make sure.

--
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CB500 with added gaffer tape
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pete boyall

On Mon, 8 Sep 2003 09:22:28 +0100, "dwb" <parc_erom@crossdata.co.uk>
wrote:

>
>"pete boyall" <pboyall.spamblock@_nospam_.IHATESPAM.lineone.co.u k> wrote in
>message news:3f5c1c89.592021@news.btopenworld.com...
>
>> Did you try them on the bike? When you get on, the armour may well be
>> in the right place as your knee bends ...
>
>Just have to remember to keep your legs fully bent when falling off....
>
Well, armour is only for the initial impact, so presumably they will
be, unless you have time to step off the bike ...
--
Pete

dwb

"pete boyall" <pboyall.spamblock@_nospam_.IHATESPAM.lineone.co.u k> wrote in
message news:3f5cc19c.2769602@news.btopenworld.com...
> >Just have to remember to keep your legs fully bent when falling off....
> >
> Well, armour is only for the initial impact, so presumably they will
> be, unless you have time to step off the bike ...

Er... why should you hit the road with your legs still in the riding
position?

pete boyall

On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 11:26:18 +0100, "dwb" <parc_erom@crossdata.co.uk>
wrote:

>
>"pete boyall" <pboyall.spamblock@_nospam_.IHATESPAM.lineone.co.u k> wrote in
>message news:3f5cc19c.2769602@news.btopenworld.com...
>> >Just have to remember to keep your legs fully bent when falling off....
>> >
>> Well, armour is only for the initial impact, so presumably they will
>> be, unless you have time to step off the bike ...
>
>Er... why should you hit the road with your legs still in the riding
>position?
>
Dunno, never fallen off (yet).

I just assume that if you low-side you will still be vaguely sitting
down, while if you high side it, I suspect you will land on the top
half of your body anyway and your legs just sort of flail along behind
you. Of course, if you get off then you will probably end up like
Monz bend legs in funny directions anyway.

Anyway here had time to take notes as they slid down the road?


--
Pete