donquijote1954

--Mopeds zigag because in some states,
no license is required to operate them. Once a drunk looses his
license, he goes out and buys a moped, probably a used one from his
drunk buddy who just got his license reinstated. --

That's a generalization. Just like saying that SUV drivers are lazy
cowards who go around bullying people and talking on the phone. That's
only 99% accurate, though.