Pip

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 01:54:44 +0100, Fr Jack <sp@mtrap.org> wrote:

>The varlet known as Pip did proclaim to all assembled:

>>If you weren't there and didn't share in the experience of The Big
>>Shave, you have an opportunity to vicariously enjoy the discomfiture
>>in pictures. Fork out a few quid and the url of a big page of
>>pictures taken by ukrm's finest snappers will be sent to you.

>How do those of us who contributed on the night get it?

I'll sort that.

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Doesnotcompute

Pip wrote:

>>>Fork out a few quid and the url of a big page of
>>>pictures taken by ukrm's finest snappers will be sent to you.
>
>
>>How do those of us who contributed on the night get it?
>
>
> I'll sort that.


<waves> although, I was there, I saw it, not sure why I need/want to
view the pics. Although captions might be interesting. Are there
captions too?

Oh and back to the original topic, overall, would you recommend it?
I think my time will come, and possibly sooner than I'd like.


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Christofire

Doesnotcompute wrote:

> Pip wrote:
>
> > > > Fork out a few quid and the url of a big page of
> > > > pictures taken by ukrm's finest snappers will be sent to you.
> >
> >
> > > How do those of us who contributed on the night get it?
> >
> >
> > I'll sort that.
>
>
> <waves> although, I was there, I saw it, not sure why I need/want to
> view the pics. Although captions might be interesting. Are there
> captions too?
>
> Oh and back to the original topic, overall, would you recommend it?
> I think my time will come, and possibly sooner than I'd like.

I love having short hair. I can't recall the last time I had to comb
it. If it needs combing, it's too long. Also, it doesn't go into a
stupid wedge shape after wearing a lid.

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Ace

On 15 Apr 2004 08:59:14 GMT, "Christofire" <chris@ukrm.org> wrote:


>I love having short hair. I can't recall the last time I had to comb
>it. If it needs combing, it's too long.

No, if you can still comb it, as opposed to using a brush, it's still
too short.

>Also, it doesn't go into a stupid wedge shape after wearing a lid.

Proper long hair doesn't do this either.

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Pip

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 02:17:34 +0100, Pip <pip@ukrm.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 01:54:44 +0100, Fr Jack <sp@mtrap.org> wrote:
>
>>The varlet known as Pip did proclaim to all assembled:
>
>>>If you weren't there and didn't share in the experience of The Big
>>>Shave, you have an opportunity to vicariously enjoy the discomfiture
>>>in pictures. Fork out a few quid and the url of a big page of
>>>pictures taken by ukrm's finest snappers will be sent to you.
>
>>How do those of us who contributed on the night get it?
>
>I'll sort that.

(bad form, yadda yadda)

Well I would sort it, but having now checked your headers it may be a
little difficult. Are you still using the dsl/pipex email address?

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Pip

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 11:09:14 +0200, Ace <b.rogers@virgin.net> wrote:

>On 15 Apr 2004 08:59:14 GMT, "Christofire" <chris@ukrm.org> wrote:
>
>>I love having short hair. I can't recall the last time I had to comb
>>it. If it needs combing, it's too long.
>
>No, if you can still comb it, as opposed to using a brush, it's still
>too short.

You're right there, Bruce. My hairbrush is now unemployed and likely
to remain so for some time.
>
>>Also, it doesn't go into a stupid wedge shape after wearing a lid.
>
>Proper long hair doesn't do this either.

Right again. Something else with short hair - ears. Putting a hat or
helmet on used to be easy, as the hair would encourage the headwear to
slide over the top of the ears, to the extent that I could forget
about having ears altogether. Now, I keep folding my pinnae down, in
half. I have to slide a hand up inside my lid to push them back up
again or they hurt like bloody hell. I can't even get my thinsulate
hat on without having to remember to pull it out over my ears.

However, one thing I don't miss is helmet beard. If it sat wrong, the
beard would curl up and down inside the chinpiece, both at the same
time. This looked most odd for quite some time, as it would take at
least as long as the time spent in confinement to return to "normal".

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Pip

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 09:35:18 +0100, Doesnotcompute
<dncDELETETHIS@ukbodyart.org> wrote:

>Pip wrote:
>
> >>>Fork out a few quid and the url of a big page of
>>>>pictures taken by ukrm's finest snappers will be sent to you.

><waves> although, I was there, I saw it, not sure why I need/want to
>view the pics. Although captions might be interesting. Are there
>captions too?

Hellanddamnation, no, there are no captions. There could be, though.
Make it worth my while and I'll write some.
>
>Oh and back to the original topic, overall, would you recommend it?

I think I would, if only for the ease of living with it. One less
thing to have to consider all the time.

>I think my time will come, and possibly sooner than I'd like.

That doesn't sound too good - did you get the quiet, hard word, then?

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Christofire

Ace wrote:

> On 15 Apr 2004 08:59:14 GMT, "Christofire" <chris@ukrm.org> wrote:
>
>
> > I love having short hair. I can't recall the last time I had to
> > comb it. If it needs combing, it's too long.
>
> No, if you can still comb it, as opposed to using a brush, it's still
> too short.
>
> > Also, it doesn't go into a stupid wedge shape after wearing a lid.
>
> Proper long hair doesn't do this either.

I can't bring myself to go through the transitional phase. Not riding
the bike isn't an option.

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Christofire

Doesnotcompute wrote:

> Pip wrote:
>
> > I think I would, if only for the ease of living with it. One less
> > thing to have to consider all the time.
>
> I think I'd have to go from all to nothing, I have no idea what I'd
> look like, and less idea what "style" would suit me.

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen?

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mups

Ben Blaney <benblaney@ukrm.net> wrote:
>
> It wasn't bait; it's my opinion. Yours is better than most, I'll
> grant you - but I would still wager that you'd be more stylish and
> debonair (and less like Rick Parfitt) with short hair.

Ace, stylish? Debonair? Come come Mr Blaney one's letting you're
imagination run away with you there.

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Ace

On 15 Apr 2004 11:16:24 GMT, "mups" <mups@chrisNOTREALADDR.com> wrote:

>Ben Blaney <benblaney@ukrm.net> wrote:
>>
>> It wasn't bait; it's my opinion. Yours is better than most, I'll
>> grant you - but I would still wager that you'd be more stylish and
>> debonair (and less like Rick Parfitt) with short hair.
>
>Ace, stylish? Debonair? Come come Mr Blaney one's letting you're
>imagination run away with you there.

My style is all my own.

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Catman

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 10:43:44 +0100, Pip <pip@ukrm.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 11:09:14 +0200, Ace <b.rogers@virgin.net> wrote:
>
>>On 15 Apr 2004 08:59:14 GMT, "Christofire" <chris@ukrm.org> wrote:
>>
>>>I love having short hair. I can't recall the last time I had to comb
>>>it. If it needs combing, it's too long.
>>
>>No, if you can still comb it, as opposed to using a brush, it's still
>>too short.
>
>You're right there, Bruce. My hairbrush is now unemployed and likely
>to remain so for some time.

I can't remeber the lat time I owned a hairbrush.....

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Ace <b.rogers@virgin.net> wrote:

>On 15 Apr 2004 11:16:24 GMT, "mups" <mups@chrisNOTREALADDR.com> wrote:
>
>>Ace, stylish? Debonair? Come come Mr Blaney one's letting you're
>>imagination run away with you there.
>
>My style is all my own.

<obvious>
no-one else would want it.

ba-doom-tsssschh!

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Ace

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 12:33:04 +0100, darsy <darsy@slimwards.co.uk>
wrote:

>Ace <b.rogers@virgin.net> wrote:
>
>>On 15 Apr 2004 11:16:24 GMT, "mups" <mups@chrisNOTREALADDR.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Ace, stylish? Debonair? Come come Mr Blaney one's letting you're
>>>imagination run away with you there.
>>
>>My style is all my own.
>
><obvious>
>no-one else would want it.
>
>ba-doom-tsssschh!

I set em up...

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Doesnotcompute

steve auvache wrote:

> Adrienne M Jenn wrote

>>I blokes with long hair.
^^^^^^^^
>
> I should just like to point out that whilst it may appear that I am
> engaged in some other activity I am in fact /waving/ vigorously.

but she might "hate" blokes with long hair.

oh. As you were.




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darsy

Adrienne M Jenn <spam@AdrienneMJenn.co.uk> wrote:

>I blokes with long hair. I wonder what Bonners would look like with a
>mullet.

an ice-hockey player.

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Fr Jack

The varlet known as Pip did proclaim to all assembled:


>Well I would sort it, but having now checked your headers it may be a
>little difficult. Are you still using the dsl/pipex email address?

Yup.

frjack [at] dsl [dot] pipex [dot] com
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Adrienne M Jenn

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 14:21:26 GMT, Catman
<catman@cuore-rustsportivo.co.uk> wrote:

>Christ. What would have happened if he'd bought you a iron?

I think the difference is that he asked for a new razor. I have a
perfectly working iron, it just doesnt get used a lot.

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Doesnotcompute

Christofire wrote:

> Sorry - I just got a picture of you in one of his frilly cuffed suit
> things, and thought I'd share.

If I were half the diamter I am, perhaps.
I have a couple of pseudogoth pirate shirts though.

Now sod off before sorby remember he's got the wrong idea about us.

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Doesnotcompute

Lady Nina wrote:

> Long hair on pretty boys is good. Most long hair on men is bad.

Which do I... no, never mind.

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Simian

Adrienne M Jenn wrote:
>
> I wonder what Bonners would look like with a mullet.


Please, I've just eaten.


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Simian

Lady Nina wrote:
>
> Long hair on pretty boys is good. Most long hair on men is bad.

Long hair? Check!

Pretty?

<looks in mirror>

Not. As. Such.

</mirror>



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Catman

Adrienne M Jenn wrote:

> On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 14:21:26 GMT, Catman
> <catman@cuore-rustsportivo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Christ. What would have happened if he'd bought you a iron?
>
> I think the difference is that he asked for a new razor. I have a
> perfectly working iron, it just doesnt get used a lot.
>

Ahhh

Why on earth would anyone ask for a new razo for xmas?
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Lozzo <lozzo@speedyspic.co.uk> wrote in message
<MPG.1ae92561744a4dc09898be@news.individual.net> :

>deadmail@burnt.org.uk says...

>> Local being what?
>
>I'd always thought English was your first language

OK, I'll rephrase.

Local being where. Where are you famous for 'sharking' as you put it.

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deadmail@burnt.org.uk says...
> Lozzo <lozzo@speedyspic.co.uk> wrote in message
> <MPG.1ae92561744a4dc09898be@news.individual.net> :
>
> >deadmail@burnt.org.uk says...
>
> >> Local being what?
> >
> >I'd always thought English was your first language
>
> OK, I'll rephrase.
>
> Local being where. Where are you famous for 'sharking' as you put it.

Bedfordshire

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In article <c5mhge$3es66$1@ID-144385.news.uni-berlin.de>, sweller
says...

> I had a longish plait once.
>
> Helmet hair after car wouldn't go through fence incident..
> http://www.sweller.co.uk/images/esc-wall.jpg

Nice one, Swampy.

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On Fri, 16 Apr 2004 00:11:08 +0100, deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:

> Lozzo <lozzo@speedyspic.co.uk> wrote in message
><MPG.1ae92561744a4dc09898be@news.individual.net >:
>
>>deadmail@burnt.org.uk says...
>
>>> Local being what?
>>
>>I'd always thought English was your first language
>
>OK, I'll rephrase.
>
>Local being where. Where are you famous for 'sharking' as you put it.

is this sharking sort of under water dogging?
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Lady Nina <spam.trap2@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
<mr7u7092t0538ag75geltpkoieomur920v@4ax.com>:

>On Fri, 16 Apr 2004 00:11:08 +0100, deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:
>
>> Lozzo <lozzo@speedyspic.co.uk> wrote in message
>><MPG.1ae92561744a4dc09898be@news.individual.net> :
>>
>>>deadmail@burnt.org.uk says...
>>
>>>> Local being what?
>>>
>>>I'd always thought English was your first language
>>
>>OK, I'll rephrase.
>>
>>Local being where. Where are you famous for 'sharking' as you put it.
>
>is this sharking sort of under water dogging?

Doubt it. It's probably something that men who are staggeringly
desirable to women do.

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Doesnotcompute

Lady Nina wrote:


> is this sharking sort of under water dogging?

*snort*

and now everyone in the office wants to know what's so funny.....

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Champ wrote:

> > http://www.sweller.co.uk/images/esc-wall.jpg
>
> nice picture!

Seems really well composed, especially as my mate took it just as I'd
bailed from the car.

I knew something wasn't quite right when I had a St Johns bloke on the
bonnet asking me if I was hurt. I was still trying to reverse out of the
fence at the time, not realising I'd gone in at quite a rate.

http://www.sweller.co.uk/images/esc-side.jpg
http://www.sweller.co.uk/images/esc-pit.jpg

The compacts (sub 1350cc class) were pretty hectic with up to 40 cars on
the track but I got another meeting out of that Escort. Despite its back
being broken.

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It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "sweller" <ng@mztech.fsnet.co.uk>
saying something like:

>http://www.sweller.co.uk/images/esc-side.jpg
>http://www.sweller.co.uk/images/esc-pit.jpg
>
>The compacts (sub 1350cc class) were pretty hectic with up to 40 cars on
>the track but I got another meeting out of that Escort. Despite its back
>being broken.

Heh. There's a banger racing track some 20 miles from me - I think I'll
pop over sometime this summer.

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Lozzo

Grimly Curmudgeon says...
> Heh. There's a banger racing track some 20 miles from me - I think I'll
> pop over sometime this summer.

Dublin City Centre?

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