Re: [OT] A pleasant start to the day.

In article <ihBqi.10781$sI3.2204@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net>, Krusty wrote:
>
> Bleary eyed, I wandered after them, marvelling at all the clumps of
> black fur I was walking through. Then the smell hit me, accompanied by
> the realisation that those black clumps weren't fur after all.

Youngest kitten encountered bathwater for the first time Sunday night -
I was filling the bath when she decided to jump in without bothering to
check (older kitten now checks!).

She landed in 3 inches of bath water. Which was fairly amusing until
she crapped in it..

Ho hum.

Phil.

--
Phil Launchbury, IT PHB
'I'm training the bats that live in my cube
to juggle mushrooms'

"Phil Launchbury" <phill@launchbury.org.uk> wrote in message
news:slrnfaue8n.6bn.phill@tabby.launchbury.org.uk. ..
> In article <ihBqi.10781$sI3.2204@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net>, Krusty wrote:
>>
>> Bleary eyed, I wandered after them, marvelling at all the clumps of
>> black fur I was walking through. Then the smell hit me, accompanied by
>> the realisation that those black clumps weren't fur after all.
>
> Youngest kitten encountered bathwater for the first time Sunday night -
> I was filling the bath when she decided to jump in without bothering to
> check (older kitten now checks!).
>
> She landed in 3 inches of bath water. Which was fairly amusing until
> she crapped in it..
>
> Ho hum.
>

Pauline's (somewhat straight-laced) friend was visiting a couple of years
ago with her young son, who was forever chasing the cats around and calling
them "pussy".

Later, when he went to the bathroom, he was asking what the bidet was for,
Pauline told him "It's for washing the pussy".

He seemed happy with the answer but his mum was most upset.

Actually it was true, especially after the cats had been checking under a
mates GPz550 for oil leaks...

--
Dave
ex Motorcycle Maintenance Workshop
http://tinyurl.com/4mhaw

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Phil Launchbury	Re: [OT] A pleasant start to the day. In article <ihBqi.10781$sI3.2204@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net>, Krusty wrote: > > Bleary eyed, I wandered after them, marvelling at all the clumps of > black fur I was walking through. Then the smell hit me, accompanied by > the realisation that those black clumps weren't fur after all. Youngest kitten encountered bathwater for the first time Sunday night - I was filling the bath when she decided to jump in without bothering to check (older kitten now checks!). She landed in 3 inches of bath water. Which was fairly amusing until she crapped in it.. Ho hum. Phil. -- Phil Launchbury, IT PHB 'I'm training the bats that live in my cube to juggle mushrooms'

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Dave Emerson	Re: [OT] A pleasant start to the day. "Phil Launchbury" <phill@launchbury.org.uk> wrote in message news:slrnfaue8n.6bn.phill@tabby.launchbury.org.uk. .. > In article <ihBqi.10781$sI3.2204@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net>, Krusty wrote: >> >> Bleary eyed, I wandered after them, marvelling at all the clumps of >> black fur I was walking through. Then the smell hit me, accompanied by >> the realisation that those black clumps weren't fur after all. > > Youngest kitten encountered bathwater for the first time Sunday night - > I was filling the bath when she decided to jump in without bothering to > check (older kitten now checks!). > > She landed in 3 inches of bath water. Which was fairly amusing until > she crapped in it.. > > Ho hum. > Pauline's (somewhat straight-laced) friend was visiting a couple of years ago with her young son, who was forever chasing the cats around and calling them "pussy". Later, when he went to the bathroom, he was asking what the bidet was for, Pauline told him "It's for washing the pussy". He seemed happy with the answer but his mum was most upset. Actually it was true, especially after the cats had been checking under a mates GPz550 for oil leaks... -- Dave ex Motorcycle Maintenance Workshop http://tinyurl.com/4mhaw