ozmick

Pip wrote:

>Listen up, you Powah Rangaahs!
>
>You are gonna want one of these!
>
>Manufactured exclusively for us in genuine imitation
>faux-carbon-fibre, hand laid by a sweaty granny in her Walthamstow
>council flat and cured in her microwave, this is the product you've
>been waiting for.
>
>You won't know what it is - that's not important to you.
>You won't want to know what it is - you'll want to know what it does.
>
>A product of months of intensive effort from our design team of highly
>qualified and certifiable consultants, following many man-hours of
>deep thought and many woman-hours of deep throat from the PAs, the
>original spark of genius has been refined and honed into the very
>latest must-have credibility-boosting product.
>
>
>We call it the Hugger Debugger.
>

[snip next generation technical details]

>
>The superslim and deceptively curvaceous lines of the Hugger Debugger
>enhance the appearance of your rear tyre, in addition to removing
>those disgusting "nancy stripes". The eye is drawn along and around
>the perfectly-flared outer edge, making your rear tyre appear to be
>much wider and essentially more macho than it already is.

Superb. Does it come with the

"small gooey rubber marbly bits right on the edge" generator ?

and

"inbuilt infrared tyre lamp heater" ?

So they look smell and feel sticky *all* the time.


I want front and rear for the rsvr please - where do i sign?

PS: throw in the pingk-plingk engine coolimg CD soundtrack.

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Mick cbr6, mille, fof37, fot150(approx)