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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
On Thu, 2 Aug 2007 23:08:57 +0100, "AndrewR"
<andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: >I appreciate that the chances of me finding 2 ukrmers who like me *and* >putting 600 miles on a bike in 2.5 days *and* not stacking it are >vanishingly small, but you have to admit that it's a good plan. as long as you don't mind the sofa bed in the small bedroom you're welcome here. I'll be busy occupying my mothers time [1] but I've no doubt that Andy is willing to come out and play. we'll be BBQing Sunday afternoon but don't let that put you off. [1] football Saturday and Status Quo in Bedford park Sunday night. -- Adie (replace spam with nickname to reply) UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ keeper of the ukrm faq for my sins YZF-R1: ZX9R E1 MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11 |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
Adie wrote:
> [1] Status Quo in Bedford park Sunday night. Erk! -- Hog '03 ST4S '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400 |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
On 3 Aug, 11:57, Adie <s...@bonwick.me.uk> wrote:
> as long as you don't mind the sofa bed in the small bedroom you're > welcome here. <Sets predictability-ometer to "Des" level> Will I get to see your hairy pussy again? |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> On 3 Aug, 11:57, Adie <s...@bonwick.me.uk> wrote: >> as long as you don't mind the sofa bed in the small bedroom you're >> welcome here. > <Sets predictability-ometer to "Des" level> What the..? What'd I do ?? D. -- des | 'trop d'la balle, j'kiffe grave!' BMW K100-LT |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:01:15 -0700, AndrewR
<andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: >On 3 Aug, 11:57, Adie <s...@bonwick.me.uk> wrote: > >> as long as you don't mind the sofa bed in the small bedroom you're >> welcome here. > ><Sets predictability-ometer to "Des" level> > >Will I get to see your hairy pussy again? most likely. if you're lucky you'll get one sat on your crotch. -- Adie (replace spam with nickname to reply) UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ keeper of the ukrm faq for my sins YZF-R1: ZX9R E1 MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11 |
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Adie wrote:
> On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:01:15 -0700, AndrewR > <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: > >> On 3 Aug, 11:57, Adie <s...@bonwick.me.uk> wrote: >> >>> as long as you don't mind the sofa bed in the small bedroom you're >>> welcome here. >> >> <Sets predictability-ometer to "Des" level> >> >> Will I get to see your hairy pussy again? > > most likely. if you're lucky you'll get one sat on your crotch. Probably not something he is used to way up there. Even if he is, buying a new 'Prilly should see it off. -- Hog '03 ST4S '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400 |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
I got a sofa you can use
-- Triumph SpeedMaster |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:17:49 +0100, Adie <spam@bonwick.me.uk> wrote:
>On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:01:15 -0700, AndrewR ><andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: > >>On 3 Aug, 11:57, Adie <s...@bonwick.me.uk> wrote: >> >>> as long as you don't mind the sofa bed in the small bedroom you're >>> welcome here. >> >><Sets predictability-ometer to "Des" level> >> >>Will I get to see your hairy pussy again? > >most likely. if you're lucky you'll get one sat on your crotch. ah yes. brain kicks into gear. you're allergic arent you? you know the numbers/email addy if you willing to chance it  -- Adie (replace spam with nickname to reply) UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ keeper of the ukrm faq for my sins YZF-R1: ZX9R E1 MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11 |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
In article <tiebo4-8tb.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote:
> AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: >> On 3 Aug, 11:57, Adie <s...@bonwick.me.uk> wrote: > >>> as long as you don't mind the sofa bed in the small bedroom you're >>> welcome here. > >> <Sets predictability-ometer to "Des" level> > > What the..? > > What'd I do ?? Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. Phil -- Phil Launchbury, IT PHB 'I'm training the bats that live in my cube to juggle mushrooms' |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
On 3 Aug, 13:06, Phil Launchbury <ph...@launchbury.org.uk> wrote:
> In article <tiebo4-8tb....@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: > > What'd I do ?? > > Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, > Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. > > None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. Indeed, think of it as a term of endearment, if you will. Don't forget that I'm the one who crashes into scaffolding lorries and isn't as funny as Porl. We laugh because it's true. |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
In article <1186143877.850694.74180@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.c om>, AndrewR wrote:
> On 3 Aug, 13:06, Phil Launchbury <ph...@launchbury.org.uk> wrote: >> In article <tiebo4-8tb....@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: > >> > What'd I do ?? >> >> Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, >> Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. >> >> None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. > > Indeed, think of it as a term of endearment, if you will. Do we have to? > > Don't forget that I'm the one who crashes into scaffolding lorries and > isn't as funny as Porl. I had forgotten. Who are you again? > We laugh because it's true. I thought it was the drugs. Phil -- Phil Launchbury, IT PHB 'I'm training the bats that live in my cube to juggle mushrooms' |
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Phil Launchbury <phill@launchbury.org.uk> wrote:
> In article <tiebo4-8tb.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: >> AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: >>> On 3 Aug, 11:57, Adie <s...@bonwick.me.uk> wrote: >> >>>> as long as you don't mind the sofa bed in the small bedroom you're >>>> welcome here. >> >>> <Sets predictability-ometer to "Des" level> >> >> What the..? >> >> What'd I do ?? > > Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, > Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. > > None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. Should I be pleased ? D. -- des | 'trop d'la balle, j'kiffe grave!' BMW K100-LT |
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In article <luobo4-88c.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote:
> Phil Launchbury <phill@launchbury.org.uk> wrote: >> In article <tiebo4-8tb.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: >>> >>> What'd I do ?? >> >> Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, >> Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. >> >> None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. > > Should I be pleased ? You are now permanently enshrined in the mythos of one of the minor subcultures of the underbelly of Usenet. Your choice.. Phil. -- Phil Launchbury, IT PHB 'I'm training the bats that live in my cube to juggle mushrooms' |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
On Aug 3, 1:24 pm, AndrewR <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> On 3 Aug, 13:06, Phil Launchbury <ph...@launchbury.org.uk> wrote: > > > In article <tiebo4-8tb....@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: > > > What'd I do ?? > > > Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, > > Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. > > > None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. > > Indeed, think of it as a term of endearment, if you will. > > Don't forget that I'm the one who crashes into scaffolding lorries and > isn't as funny as Porl. > Were you not also the one who forgot to turn left and upset a farmer with his road-side veggie stall? |
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wrote:
> On Aug 3, 1:24 pm, AndrewR <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: > > On 3 Aug, 13:06, Phil Launchbury <ph...@launchbury.org.uk> wrote: > > > > > In article <tiebo4-8tb....@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: > > > > What'd I do ?? > > > > > Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, > > > Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. > > > > > None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. > > > > Indeed, think of it as a term of endearment, if you will. > > > > Don't forget that I'm the one who crashes into scaffolding lorries and > > isn't as funny as Porl. > > > > Were you not also the one who forgot to turn left and upset a farmer > with his road-side veggie stall? Wasn't that Ade? |
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AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> On 3 Aug, 13:06, Phil Launchbury <ph...@launchbury.org.uk> wrote: >> In article <tiebo4-8tb....@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: > >> > What'd I do ?? >> >> Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, >> Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. >> >> None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. > > Indeed, think of it as a term of endearment, if you will. > > Don't forget that I'm the one who crashes into scaffolding lorries and > isn't as funny as Porl. > > We laugh because it's true. I actually consider you the funniest person on UKRM. D. -- des | 'trop d'la balle, j'kiffe grave!' BMW K100-LT |
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On Aug 3, 3:28 pm, ginge <the.gingeREM...@THISgmail.com> wrote:
> wrote: > > On Aug 3, 1:24 pm, AndrewR <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: > > > On 3 Aug, 13:06, Phil Launchbury <ph...@launchbury.org.uk> wrote: > > > > > In article <tiebo4-8tb....@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: > > > > > What'd I do ?? > > > > > Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, > > > > Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. > > > > > None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. > > > > Indeed, think of it as a term of endearment, if you will. > > > > Don't forget that I'm the one who crashes into scaffolding lorries and > > > isn't as funny as Porl. > > > Were you not also the one who forgot to turn left and upset a farmer > > with his road-side veggie stall? > > Wasn't that Ade?- Hide quoted text - > You may be right. It was a while ago and the old brain isn't even what it never was. |
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ginge wrote:
> wrote: >> Were you not also the one who forgot to turn left and upset a farmer >> with his road-side veggie stall? > > Wasn't that Ade? That was indeed Ade, on his much-crashed 996SPS -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Aprilia RSV-1000R (11th August), Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat. -- Posted via NewsDemon.com - Premium Uncensored Newsgroup Service ------->>>>>>http://www.NewsDem |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
Phil Launchbury <phill@launchbury.org.uk> wrote:
> In article <luobo4-88c.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: >> Phil Launchbury <phill@launchbury.org.uk> wrote: >>> In article <tiebo4-8tb.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: >>>> >>>> What'd I do ?? >>> >>> Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, >>> Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. >>> >>> None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. >> >> Should I be pleased ? > > You are now permanently enshrined in the mythos of one of the minor > subcultures of the underbelly of Usenet. > > Your choice.. I don't believe I ever chose it. .. D. -- des | 'trop d'la balle, j'kiffe grave!' BMW K100-LT |
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Des wrote:
> I actually consider you the funniest person on UKRM. I know, that's why[1] you're President-for-life of my fan-club[2]. [1] That and nobody else wanted the job [2] Me and thee -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Aprilia RSV-1000R (11th August), Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat. -- Posted via NewsDemon.com - Premium Uncensored Newsgroup Service ------->>>>>>http://www.NewsDem |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
Des wrote:
> AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: > I actually consider you the funniest person on UKRM. And as porl is not around much, he now has to be not as funny as MikeH. -- Chris |
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CT <me@christrollen.co.uk> wrote:
> Des wrote: > >> AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: > >> I actually consider you the funniest person on UKRM. > > And as porl is not around much, he now has to be not as funny as MikeH. Porl's about the only one on UKRM whose attacks on me 'sting'. SD used to be able to do it, but he's fallen into the 'must be funnier than the next bloke' trap, so his words don't bother me anymore. D. -- des | 'trop d'la balle, j'kiffe grave!' BMW K100-LT |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
In article <7grbo4-6cc.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote:
> Phil Launchbury <phill@launchbury.org.uk> wrote: >> In article <luobo4-88c.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: >>> >>> Should I be pleased ? >> >> You are now permanently enshrined in the mythos of one of the minor >> subcultures of the underbelly of Usenet. >> >> Your choice.. > > I don't believe I ever chose it. .. No - I meant 'your choice whether to be pleased or not'.. Phil. -- Phil Launchbury, IT PHB 'I'm training the bats that live in my cube to juggle mushrooms' |
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Re: An idea as mad as any I've ever had
On Fri, 3 Aug 2007 15:41:39 +0100, "AndrewR"
<andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: >ginge wrote: >> wrote: > >>> Were you not also the one who forgot to turn left and upset a farmer >>> with his road-side veggie stall? >> >> Wasn't that Ade? > >That was indeed Ade, on his much-crashed 996SPS That was the first time he crashed it I think. I do remember it looking very shiny a couple of weeks before at a BOTAFOT. -- ZX-10R |
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AndrewR wrote:
> ginge wrote: > > wrote: > > > > Were you not also the one who forgot to turn left and upset a > > > farmer with his road-side veggie stall? > > > > Wasn't that Ade? > > That was indeed Ade, on his much-crashed 996SPS Heh, that brought back memories of that chap on the Aprilia who forgot to turn for a corner and bounced off the hedge in front of you and someone else. The blood welling out of his glove was especially amusing. -- "I dunno, I never met the chick." |
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Simian wrote:
> AndrewR wrote: >> That was indeed Ade, on his much-crashed 996SPS > > Heh, that brought back memories of that chap on the Aprilia who forgot > to turn for a corner and bounced off the hedge in front of you and > someone else. The somebody else was also Ade, out for his first BOTAFOT on the 996. The Aprilia rider low-sided coming round a left-hander (from his POV) towards us, slid in front of Ade (who had the 996 up on the front wheel) into the hedge and then bounced out in front of me. I'd forgotten all about that. -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Aprilia RSV-1000R (11th August), Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat. -- Posted via NewsDemon.com - Premium Uncensored Newsgroup Service ------->>>>>>http://www.NewsDemon.com<<<<<<------ Unlimited Access, Anonymous Accounts, Uncensored Broadband Access |
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AndrewR wrote:
> The Aprilia rider low-sided coming round a left-hander (from his POV) > towards us, slid in front of Ade (who had the 996 up on the front wheel) > into the hedge and then bounced out in front of me. > > I'd forgotten all about that. I remember that. Thought at the time that it was Ade that had binned. I seem to remember that the bloke said he knew the road like the back of his busted hand. Still, his mobile phone was ok. -- Paul. CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird (Buen mueble de patio) And a pushbike of some sort. BOTAFOT #4 BOTAFOF #30 MRO #24 OMF #15 UKRMMA #30 |
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Des wrote:
> forty-something losers > with room-temperature IQs I can relate to that. Is this a bad thing? -- Paul. CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird (Buen mueble de patio) And a pushbike of some sort. BOTAFOT #4 BOTAFOF #30 MRO #24 OMF #15 UKRMMA #30 |
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In article <5hhgqjF3jj3npU2@mid.individual.net>, Paul Carmichael says...
> Des wrote: > > forty-something losers > > with room-temperature IQs > > I can relate to that. Is this a bad thing? The concept of Desi suggesting *anyone* has a "room temperature IQ" is .... well it's comical, that's what it is. -- Bear |
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Des <des@yahoo.fr> wrote in news:cvqbo4-c9c.ln1@alt-activism-death-
penalty.org: > AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: >> On 3 Aug, 13:06, Phil Launchbury <ph...@launchbury.org.uk> wrote: >>> In article <tiebo4-8tb....@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: >> >>> > What'd I do ?? >>> >>> Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, >>> Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. >>> >>> None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. >> >> Indeed, think of it as a term of endearment, if you will. >> >> Don't forget that I'm the one who crashes into scaffolding lorries and >> isn't as funny as Porl. >> >> We laugh because it's true. > > I actually consider you the funniest person on UKRM. > Don't let appearances deceive you... -- wessie at tesco dot net BMW R1150GS "Wessie is a lovely man with many wonderful qualities" TM Blaney |
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On Aug 5, 5:58 am, wessie <putmynameh...@tesco.net> wrote:
> Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote innews:cvqbo4-c9c.ln1@alt-activism-death- > penalty.org: > > > > > AndrewR <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: > >> On 3 Aug, 13:06, Phil Launchbury <ph...@launchbury.org.uk> wrote: > >>> In article <tiebo4-8tb....@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote: > > >>> > What'd I do ?? > > >>> Became part of UKRM folklore - like the Ducatti that only goes 53 feet, > >>> Ginge is slow and Timo always breaks bikes. > > >>> None of it necessarily has to be true to be propagated. > > >> Indeed, think of it as a term of endearment, if you will. > > >> Don't forget that I'm the one who crashes into scaffolding lorries and > >> isn't as funny asPorl. > > >> We laugh because it's true. > > > I actually consider you the funniest person on UKRM. > > Don't let appearances deceive you... Probably the most damning review he's ever received. |
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On 3 Aug, 12:00, "Hog" <hogS...@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> wrote:
> Adie wrote: > > [1] Status Quo in Bedford park Sunday night. > > Erk! <makes plans to be well away from Bedford that night> -- Lozzo |
