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OT: Help needed
I've forgotten how to breathe.
Can anyone help me out? -- Dave GS 850 x2 / SE 6a SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3 FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10 |
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Re: Help needed
"Grimly Curmudgeon" <grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote in message news  cuo60l278nfrf2h10mr3kjbritob1e2q8@4ax.com...> I've forgotten how to breathe. > Can anyone help me out? > Start > Control panel > Basic Functions > breathe make sure you select both In and Out options. |
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" <grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news cuo60l278nfrf2h10mr3kjbritob1e2q8@4ax.com...> I've forgotten how to breathe. > Can anyone help me out? Admit it - Jeremy asked you to post this on his behalf, didn't he? -- Sorby |
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" <grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news cuo60l278nfrf2h10mr3kjbritob1e2q8@4ax.com...> I've forgotten how to breathe. > Can anyone help me out? Depends where you are really,. I mean, if you're under water.... don't breathe. -- cane ¦ fireblade, r30 |
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Cane posted:
> "Grimly Curmudgeon" <grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news cuo60l278nfrf2h10mr3kjbritob1e2q8@4ax.com...> > > I've forgotten how to breathe. > > Can anyone help me out? > > Depends where you are really,. I mean, if you're under water.... don't > breathe. But if you're a fish, do it like your life depended on it. And secondly, how'd you get the PC to work underwater? -- Christofire DIAABTCOD#1 Daytona 955i TPPFAUICG#69BONY#10MIRTTH#7IMANASS#2SbS#20BOTAFOT# 117 "But..he looks so *innocent*" Full throttle for 55 minutes - a hell of a buzz. |
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Christofire said:
> But if you're a fish, do it like your life depended on it. And > secondly, how'd you get the PC to work underwater? Everyone knows that a fish can't work a PC ;-) -- Smile...tomorrow will be worse CBR1000FL |
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In article <MPG.1ad7932185aa9be1989734@news.individual.net> , Whinging
Courier says... > In uk.rec.motorcycles, Christofire said: > > > But if you're a fish, do it like your life depended on it. And > > secondly, how'd you get the PC to work underwater? > > Everyone knows that a fish can't work a PC ;-) > > Not in this plaice, anyway. -- jeremy ['75 RD250A ] | ['02 Fazer 600 in blue] ____________________________________________ jeremy dot ovenden at hazelweb dot co dot uk |
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Jeremy said:
> Not in this plaice, anyway. There you go, carping on again... -- Smile...tomorrow will be worse CBR1000FL |
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Jeremy wrote:
>>Everyone knows that a fish can't work a PC ;-) >> >> > > > Not in this plaice, anyway. that was (r)eel(ly) bad.... -- Dnc VS800 (b0rked) | Bandit 12 | MIB#pending | two#54 | Nepotistic advertising: http://www.annalaurie.co.uk |
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"Doesnotcompute" <dncDELETETHIS@ukbodyart.org> wrote in message news:c4k0bg$2i71c1$2@ID-30778.news.uni-berlin.de... > Jeremy wrote: > > > >>Everyone knows that a fish can't work a PC ;-) > >> > >> > > > > > > Not in this plaice, anyway. > > that was (r)eel(ly) bad.... > As bad as a Motorpike and sidecarp? |
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, flashgorman said:
> As bad as a Motorpike and sidecarp? What's all the huss about? I thought you were a riding cod. -- Smile...tomorrow will be worse CBR1000FL |
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Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> In uk.rec.motorcycles, flashgorman said: > > > As bad as a Motorpike and sidecarp? > > What's all the huss about? I thought you were a riding cod. I think you're all starting to flounder here. -- Chris (XChrislX@Xchurchstone.comX) Remove X's for address CBR1000FL The Honda Fatblade Yam RS200 Transcontinental Tourer |
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, mups said:
> > > As bad as a Motorpike and sidecarp? > > > > What's all the huss about? I thought you were a riding cod. > > I think you're all starting to flounder here. Surely a mis-hake -- Smile...tomorrow will be worse CBR1000FL |
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Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> In uk.rec.motorcycles, mups said: > > > > > As bad as a Motorpike and sidecarp? > > > > > > What's all the huss about? I thought you were a riding cod. > > > > I think you're all starting to flounder here. > > Surely a mis-hake You'd betta stop now. -- Chris (XChrislX@Xchurchstone.comX) Remove X's for address CBR1000FL The Honda Fatblade Yam RS200 Transcontinental Tourer |
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In article <20040402105551.306$rK@newsreader.com>,
"mups" <mups@chrisNOTREALADDR.com> wrote: > Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > > In uk.rec.motorcycles, mups said: > > > > > > > As bad as a Motorpike and sidecarp? > > > > > > > > What's all the huss about? I thought you were a riding cod. > > > > > > I think you're all starting to flounder here. > > > > Surely a mis-hake > > You'd betta stop now. He'll be singing 'nearer my cod to thee' if he dosen't. -- muddy Testing the limits of gravity since 1947. icq - 219328929 |
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, muddycat said:
> He'll be singing 'nearer my cod to thee' if he dosen't. I prefer soul music -- Smile...tomorrow will be worse CBR1000FL |
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On Fri, 2 Apr 2004 17:14:02 +0100, Whinging Courier
<markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: >In uk.rec.motorcycles, muddycat said: > >> He'll be singing 'nearer my cod to thee' if he dosen't. > >I prefer soul music I've haddock enough of this. -- prawn f650&&b12 |
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In article <tb4r60le9chp8g3c73q65975kj6ka8jdd5@4ax.com>,
prawn <me@privacy.net> wrote: > On Fri, 2 Apr 2004 17:14:02 +0100, Whinging Courier > <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > > >In uk.rec.motorcycles, muddycat said: > > > >> He'll be singing 'nearer my cod to thee' if he dosen't. > > > >I prefer soul music > > I've haddock enough of this. You need Kelp. -- muddy Testing the limits of gravity since 1947. icq - 219328929 |
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, muddycat said:
> > >> He'll be singing 'nearer my cod to thee' if he dosen't. > > > > > >I prefer soul music > > > > I've haddock enough of this. > > You need Kelp. Seaweed got of the subject of saying coley prayers... -- Smile...tomorrow will be worse CBR1000FL |
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In article <MPG.1ad7a3f95a445b2198973b@news.individual.net> ,
Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > In uk.rec.motorcycles, muddycat said: > > > > >> He'll be singing 'nearer my cod to thee' if he dosen't. > > > > > > > >I prefer soul music > > > > > > I've haddock enough of this. > > > > You need Kelp. > > Seaweed got of the subject of saying coley prayers... There must be a deep porpoise to all of this. -- muddy Testing the limits of gravity since 1947. icq - 219328929 |
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"Pete Melbourne" <psmvsl@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:sb1r60598seur77gveqi84cr5eeh0ugju7@4ax.com... > >> I've forgotten how to breathe. > >> Can anyone help me out? > > > >Depends where you are really,. I mean, if you're under water.... don't > >breathe. > > Scuba lesson 1 - Never hold your breath .... but I sneakily tried it once. -- cane ¦ fireblade, r30 |
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" <grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote in message news cuo60l278nfrf2h10mr3kjbritob1e2q8@4ax.com...> I've forgotten how to breathe. > Can anyone help me out? > Simply wait until you turn blue pass out and your body will automatically restart, all by itself. Maybe. -- Mike FJ1200 (Porky Torquey) GTS1000 (Two rear ends) |
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It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> saying something like: >In uk.rec.motorcycles, muddycat said: > >> He'll be singing 'nearer my cod to thee' if he dosen't. > >I prefer soul music Not much bass on it, though. -- Dave GS 850 x2 / SE 6a SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3 FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10 |
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 22:16:22 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
<grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote: >It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the >drugs began to take hold. I remember Whinging Courier ><markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> saying something like: > >>In uk.rec.motorcycles, muddycat said: >> >>> He'll be singing 'nearer my cod to thee' if he dosen't. >> >>I prefer soul music > >Not much bass on it, though. Seems to go through the whole scale to me. Have you decompressed it properly? -- Pip, Hairy Gfedcker. RF 900RR, Ruff and Rattly. WS* DFWAG#0 IbW#27* DIAABTCOD#15 GP#0 EKP FUB#4 MKA+E#3 ANORAK#8 MIRTTH#15 BOTAFOT/F#47/34a BONY#13 KotMIB# <space> UKRMRM#14 TWA#2 |
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 22:16:44 +0100, Pip <pip@ukrm.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 22:16:22 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon ><grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote: > >>It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the >>drugs began to take hold. I remember Whinging Courier >><markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> saying something like: >> >>>In uk.rec.motorcycles, muddycat said: >>> >>>> He'll be singing 'nearer my cod to thee' if he dosen't. >>> >>>I prefer soul music >> >>Not much bass on it, though. > >Seems to go through the whole scale to me. Have you decompressed it >properly? Can I do the turbot pun here? No? Oh... -- Champ GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX7RR Endurance Racer x 2 GYASB#0 BotToS#2 BOTAFO(T|F)#35 WG*#1 DFV#8 Team UKRM Racing : www.team-ukrm.com |
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On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 21:22:05 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
<grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote: >I've forgotten how to breathe. >Can anyone help me out? Breath out and count to 56,067 before breathing in... HTH... -- O 1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery. 1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. ----- 1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o | Numbers ... | o | Stuff ... | ooo | Life ... ----- |
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It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "mb" <exilePANTIES@zeelandnet.nl> saying something like: >> I've forgotten how to breathe. >> Can anyone help me out? >> > >Simply wait until you turn blue pass out and your body will automatically >restart, all by itself. Ah; auto reboot. Nice one. -- Dave GS 850 x2 / SE 6a SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3 FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10 |
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Champ said:
> Can I do the turbot pun here? > > No? Oh... Anchovy going to try another? :-) -- Smile...tomorrow will be worse CBR1000FL |
