Cane

...according to this. I'll die at 57!

http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm

"We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
Answer some questions and get your Real Age."

Des

Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote:

> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we have
> affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we can alter
> our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more. Answer some
> questions and get your Real Age."

I 'died' in April 2005.

D.
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Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote in message
<1185774747.872194.183060@b79g2000hse.googlegroups .com>:

>..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
>http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
>"We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
>have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
>can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
>Answer some questions and get your Real Age."

Bah, what a load of bollocks, it reckons I'm 34 and will live to 84.
Both of my grandfathers made 85+ so I figure I'm on for 95+ unless I
stack a bike properly.
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doing nothing means a lot to me.

Rope

In article <1185774747.872194.183060@b79g2000hse.googlegroups .com>,
Cane wrote:
> ...according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm

Apparently I'm only 44 and only just half way there!

That's a bummer! - I'll have to finish paying the mortgage!

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Hog

deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:
> Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote in message
> <1185774747.872194.183060@b79g2000hse.googlegroups .com>:
>
>> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>>
>> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>>
>> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
>> have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
>> can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
>> Answer some questions and get your Real Age."
>
> Bah, what a load of bollocks, it reckons I'm 34 and will live to 84.
> Both of my grandfathers made 85+ so I figure I'm on for 95+ unless I
> stack a bike properly.

Hmm bio age 47, real age 40, expectancy 82. Sounds about right, might upset
a few people though.
Why should we live longer than our grandparents if they were healthy? mine
didn't needed the modern wonder drugs, lived in a clean environment, were
happy and had enough to eat.

I still consider that sudden death in a very high speed accident is most
likely however. It may even be desirable.

--
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"Hog" <hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> wrote in message
<f8kb1v$tpk$1@registered.motzarella.org>:

>deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:
>> Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> <1185774747.872194.183060@b79g2000hse.googlegroups .com>:
>>
>>> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>>>
>>> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>>>
>>> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
>>> have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
>>> can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
>>> Answer some questions and get your Real Age."
>>
>> Bah, what a load of bollocks, it reckons I'm 34 and will live to 84.
>> Both of my grandfathers made 85+ so I figure I'm on for 95+ unless I
>> stack a bike properly.
>
>Hmm bio age 47, real age 40, expectancy 82. Sounds about right, might upset
>a few people though.
>Why should we live longer than our grandparents if they were healthy? mine
>didn't needed the modern wonder drugs, lived in a clean environment, were
>happy and had enough to eat.

Well, I suspect our generation are the ones who will live the longest;
- Good nutrition when young (unlike many of our grandparents).
- Good helping of games and exercise when at school; there were few
obese children at my school, some but not many.

Plus, of course, there's the advances in healthcare over the 60 or so
years that seperate me from my grandparents which is (mainly) why I
expect to live longer than mine.


>I still consider that sudden death in a very high speed accident is most
>likely however. It may even be desirable.

Possibly, I wouldn't say 'probably' though.
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gazzafield

"Cane" <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185774747.872194.183060@b79g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
> have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
> can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
> Answer some questions and get your Real Age."




Playing with it, I managed to get a real age of -0.6 and a life expectancy
of 109.6

Ace

On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:15:42 +0100, "gazzafield"
<rufty_tufty_hoolythug@nospam.thankyou.says_I.ko > wrote:

>
>"Cane" <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1185774747.872194.183060@b79g2000hse.googleg roups.com...
>> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>>
>> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>>
>> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
>> have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
>> can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
>> Answer some questions and get your Real Age."
>
>
>
>
>Playing with it, I managed to get a real age of -0.6 and a life expectancy
>of 109.6

If you choose all the 'best' answers you can get a real age of -38.1
and LE of 112.1
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vulgarandmischevious

On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 22:52:27 -0700 Cane wrote:

>..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
>http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm

<fx: rubs hands>


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jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk

On 30 Jul, 07:00, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
> Cane <CaneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
> >http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
> > "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we have
> > affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we can alter
> > our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more. Answer some
> > questions and get your Real Age."
>
> I 'died' in April 2005.

iDeath... obviously.

--
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Veggie Dave

Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote the following literary masterpiece:
>
>http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm

Real age: 22.5 (certainly true mentally)
Life expectancy: 90.5

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ginge

Veggie Dave wrote:

> Life expectancy: 90.5

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Veggie Dave

ginge <the.gingeREMOVE@THISgmail.com> wrote the following literary
masterpiece:
>Veggie Dave wrote:
>
>> Life expectancy: 90.5
>
>hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I answered the dangerous sports question honestly, too.

What it didn't ask was 'Are you any good at it?'

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The Older Gentleman

Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote:

> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
> have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
> can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
> Answer some questions and get your Real Age."

Heh. Biological age 49. Real age 36. Life expectancy nearly 89.

I noticed that the happy in job and marriage pushed it up significantly,
and the 'dangerous pastimes' (I thought biking) and booze consumption
pushed it down.

--
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The Older Gentleman

Hog <hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> wrote:

> I still consider that sudden death in a very high speed accident is most
> likely however. It may even be desirable.

"Shot by a jealous husband, while 'in flagrante" sounds better, as does
"fell into vat of whisky and tried to drink his way out."


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Hog

The Older Gentleman wrote:
> Hog <hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> I still consider that sudden death in a very high speed accident is
>> most likely however. It may even be desirable.
>
> "Shot by a jealous husband, while 'in flagrante" sounds better,

No it doesn't!!

--
Hog
'03 ST4S '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400

Simian

Cane wrote:

> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
> have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
> can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
> Answer some questions and get your Real Age."


Real age 35, made up age 13.5, life expectancy 95.

<chortle>

I think they need to do their maths more carefully.

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Danny

Cane wrote:
> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
> have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
> can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
> Answer some questions and get your Real Age."
>

I'm 48 with a "real age" of 36 and a life expectency of 88, which
can't be right given that I answered all questions honestly - they
don't seem to weight smoking that much, rather preferring good blood
pressure and no previous family history of heart problems etc. Long
live me!

--
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http://www.gaggia-espresso.com (a purely hobby site)
(apparently bad grammar but I like it that way...)

Fr Jack

Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote:

>..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
>http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
Apparently, I should have died 3 years ago.
--

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The Un-Civil Servant

Des

jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> On 30 Jul, 07:00, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>> Cane <CaneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>>
>> >http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>>
>> > "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we have
>> > affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we can alter
>> > our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more. Answer some
>> > questions and get your Real Age."
>>
>> I 'died' in April 2005.
>
> iDeath... obviously.

Well I'm still here, aren't I..?

D.
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TMack

"Cane" <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185774747.872194.183060@b79g2000hse.googlegr oups.com
> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
> have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
> can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
> Answer some questions and get your Real Age."

Apparently I'm only 45 (real age 57) and will live until 90. Whic makes me
even happier than I was...which means I'll live even longer...which will
make me even happier...

--
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'04 XL1200C, '95 LS650
OMF#24

Whinging Courier

In article <1185774747.872194.183060@b79g2000hse.googlegroups .com>,
CaneUKRM@gmail.com says...

> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we
> have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we
> can alter our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more.
> Answer some questions and get your Real Age."

My real age was four years younger than my actual age.

Then I did the page with the drugs on it...

jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk

On 30 Jul, 18:35, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
> jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> > On 30 Jul, 07:00, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
> >> Cane <CaneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>
> >> >http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>
> >> > "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we have
> >> > affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we can alter
> >> > our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more. Answer some
> >> > questions and get your Real Age."
>
> >> I 'died' in April 2005.
>
> > iDeath... obviously.
>
> Well I'm still here, aren't I..?

How do we know you're not merely an 'iDes'?

--
JackH

Eiron

jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> On 30 Jul, 18:35, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>> jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>>> On 30 Jul, 07:00, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>>>> Cane <CaneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>>>>> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>>>>> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we have
>>>>> affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we can alter
>>>>> our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more. Answer some
>>>>> questions and get your Real Age."
>>>> I 'died' in April 2005.
>>> iDeath... obviously.
>> Well I'm still here, aren't I..?
>
> How do we know you're not merely an 'iDes'?

Don't worry. It's July; you only have to beware the iDes of March.
Anyway, he passes the Turding test easily enough.

--
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CT

Eiron wrote:
> jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> >
> > How do we know you're not merely an 'iDes'?
>
> Don't worry. It's July; you only have to beware the iDes of March.

heh.

> Anyway, he passes the Turding test easily enough.

Eewwww...

--
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jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk

On 31 Jul, 11:30, Eiron <E1...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> > On 30 Jul, 18:35, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
> >> jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> >>> On 30 Jul, 07:00, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
> >>>> Cane <CaneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
> >>>>>http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
> >>>>> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we have
> >>>>> affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we can alter
> >>>>> our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more. Answer some
> >>>>> questions and get your Real Age."
> >>>> I 'died' in April 2005.
> >>> iDeath... obviously.
> >> Well I'm still here, aren't I..?
>
> > How do we know you're not merely an 'iDes'?
>
> Don't worry. It's July; you only have to beware the iDes of March.

Others would suggest otherwise, around these parts.

> Anyway, he passes the Turding test easily enough.

Turding test?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turding

Oh...

--
JackH

Eiron

jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> On 31 Jul, 11:30, Eiron <E1...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>>> On 30 Jul, 18:35, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>>>> jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>>>>> On 30 Jul, 07:00, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>>>>>> Cane <CaneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>>>>>>> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>>>>>>> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical conditions we have
>>>>>>> affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator shows how greatly we can alter
>>>>>>> our lives simply by cutting out that donut or smiling more. Answer some
>>>>>>> questions and get your Real Age."
>>>>>> I 'died' in April 2005.
>>>>> iDeath... obviously.
>>>> Well I'm still here, aren't I..?
>>> How do we know you're not merely an 'iDes'?
>> Don't worry. It's July; you only have to beware the iDes of March.
>
> Others would suggest otherwise, around these parts.
>
>> Anyway, he passes the Turding test easily enough.
>
> Turding test?
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turding
>
> Oh...

You mean there really is a word for photographing turds?
You learn something every day.

Don't follow this link to Des's 'official' aadp site:
http://alt-activism-death-penalty.or...sfb/index.html
At least it proves he's real and not just a machine.

--
Eiron.

Des

Eiron <E1ron@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Don't follow this link to Des's 'official' aadp site:
> http://alt-activism-death-penalty.or...sfb/index.html
> At least it proves he's real and not just a machine.

Here's another one you missed ..
<news:5h4glcF3j0oabU14@mid.individual.net>

D.
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SD

On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 22:52:27 -0700, Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote:

>..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>

I've only got 18 months to go. Erk.

Time to take some cash out of my pension, by the sound of it.
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"Eiron" <E1ron@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5h8l7fF3h9sm9U1@mid.individual.net
> jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>> On 31 Jul, 11:30, Eiron <E1...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>>>> On 30 Jul, 18:35, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>>>>> jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>>>>>> On 30 Jul, 07:00, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>>>>>>> Cane <CaneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> ..according to this. I'll die at 57!
>>>>>>>> http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.htm
>>>>>>>> "We all know that the choices we make and the medical
>>>>>>>> conditions we have affect our lives. This Real Age Calculator
>>>>>>>> shows how greatly we can alter our lives simply by cutting out
>>>>>>>> that donut or smiling more. Answer some questions and get
>>>>>>>> your Real Age."
>>>>>>> I 'died' in April 2005.
>>>>>> iDeath... obviously.
>>>>> Well I'm still here, aren't I..?
>>>> How do we know you're not merely an 'iDes'?
>>> Don't worry. It's July; you only have to beware the iDes of March.
>>
>> Others would suggest otherwise, around these parts.
>>
>>> Anyway, he passes the Turding test easily enough.
>>
>> Turding test?
>>
>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turding
>>
>> Oh...
>
> You mean there really is a word for photographing turds?

Actually, there is also a phrase for it, i.e. "working for Heat magazine"


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