Sir.Tony

He rides a BMW K1200 LT. He is always look angry, scary. I also sits in
traffic and blocks all the gaps.


U all ride safely, now ;-)

Whinging Courier

In uk.rec.motorcycles, said:

> Our sir.doggy is only thick between the ears.

You know him?

I thought he was quite a porker actually, he was about a year ago.

--
Smile...tomorrow will be worse
CBR1000FL

Sir.Tony

<deadmail@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
news:9m9k40hi0c4n7asidgp8jfj33vd30g2nua@4ax.com...
..
>
> Our sir.doggy is only thick between the ears.
>
You are a drunk-driver fan...no one is lower than that.

You drunk driver fan!

Sir.Tony

"Grimly Curmudgeon" <grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7s4k40tc9uleqpq9o1dfp7nr6ojhjqomll@4ax.com...

><rubbish>.
>
You 'Graham at connections' fan

Sir.Tony

"Whinging Courier" <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.1ab4383d7ba10526989c88@news.individual.ne t...
> In uk.rec.motorcycles, said:
>
> > Our sir.doggy is only thick between the ears.
>
> You know him?
>
> I thought he was quite a porker actually, he was about a year ago.
>
You was not looking properly, that's all padding on my riding suite.


U all ride safely, now ;-)

joe parkin

In article <7Mq2c.3116$0l3.1767@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>,
asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk says...
> You was not looking properly, that's all padding on my riding suite.
>
Couch potato?

--
Joe
Chinese takeaway to reply

Sir.Tony

"joe parkin" <joeparkinchinese@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1ab3db971ec4d534989696@NEWS.INDIVIDUAL.DE ...
> In article <7Mq2c.3116$0l3.1767@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk says...
> > You was not looking properly, that's all padding on my riding suite.
> >
> Couch potato?
>
I only watch television, once a week.

Sir.Tony

"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:8$VPsHUZQkSAJw2e@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
>
> Well, this is a rich little vein, isn't it? Seems all we have to do is
> mention your history of dogging and you go off on one. Are you ashamed
> of it or something?

What all the dogging rubbish? You always talk about it. If you want to do
it, just do it and shut the hell up about it.

You probably get a hard-on when you see graham.

Nigel Eaton

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Sir.Tony
<asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk> typed
>
>"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:8$VPsHUZQkSAJw2e@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
>>
>> Well, this is a rich little vein, isn't it? Seems all we have to do is
>> mention your history of dogging and you go off on one. Are you ashamed
>> of it or something?
>
>What all the dogging rubbish? You always talk about it. If you want to do
>it, just do it and shut the hell up about it.

Hmm... Can't see the attraction myself. But hey! Nothing ventured,
nothing gained.

Can you recommend any venues?

Of course, I'm a little shy. I'd probably have to get *well* pissed
before I drove there.
--
Nigel - No longer worse than Platypus
WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2

Sir.Tony

"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
newsvKKYsVkfkSAJwVa@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...

> Of course, I'm a little shy. I'd probably have to get *well* pissed
> before I drove there.

Oi...pack it in. You better not drink and drive! hooo

Paul Corfield

On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 21:47:58 -0000, "Sir.Tony"
<asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>
>"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:8$VPsHUZQkSAJw2e@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
>>
>> Well, this is a rich little vein, isn't it? Seems all we have to do is
>> mention your history of dogging and you go off on one. Are you ashamed
>> of it or something?
>
>What all the dogging rubbish? You always talk about it. If you want to do
>it, just do it and shut the hell up about it.
>
>You probably get a hard-on when you see graham.

Well you see I think Nigel has to be careful because be might get in a
Jam and then he might Wanna Be Starting Something. After all it could
end up as a Thriller but perhaps he could just Beat It. Getting a hard
on at the wrong time could be Dangerous but he would always Remember the
Time. A lot of these situations aren't Black or White but it's Human
Nature to take a look at the Man in the Mirror and if you're scared of
what you see then you can always be In the Closet.

Anyway perhaps you don't do the dogging thing anymore because you did it
with Dirty Diana or was it Billie Jean or the Liberian Girl? It all
sounds a bit Off the Wall to me but perhaps it's just Human Nature to
want to dog a Pretty Young Thing. Still I guess You're not alone.
--
Paul C - "the big camp bastard" (tm d.a.r.s.y)
VFR800 | ZX6R | R1150GS
BOD#5, two#4, BOTAFOT#23, BOTAFOF#4, URMSBC#09, COFF#09
Admits to working for London Underground!

Grimly Curmudgeon

On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 20:46:21 -0000, "Sir.Tony"
<asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>You was not looking properly, that's all padding on my riding suite.

3-piece, is it?

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

Grimly Curmudgeon

On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 20:44:10 -0000, "Sir.Tony"
<asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>
>"Grimly Curmudgeon" <grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:7s4k40tc9uleqpq9o1dfp7nr6ojhjqomll@4ax.com.. .
>
>><rubbish>.
>>
>You 'Graham at connections' fan
>
Graham is my hero; this week, anyway.

Next week you can be my hero.

Or I can be yours.

What will it be?

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

deadmail@burnt.org.uk

"Sir.Tony" <asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
<pmr2c.3379$0l3.1529@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>:

>
>"joe parkin" <joeparkinchinese@btinternet.com> wrote in message
>news:MPG.1ab3db971ec4d534989696@NEWS.INDIVIDUAL.D E...
>> In article <7Mq2c.3116$0l3.1767@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>,
>> asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk says...
>> > You was not looking properly, that's all padding on my riding suite.
>> >
>> Couch potato?
>>
>I only watch television, once a week.

"Live, from Norwich, it's shag in a cemetery"

--
it's better to burn out than fade away

Whinging Courier

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:

> On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 20:46:21 -0000, "Sir.Tony"
> <asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >You was not looking properly, that's all padding on my riding suite.
>
> 3-piece, is it?

Yeah, with lots of padding. Just like his face, cheeks and neck.

--
Smile...tomorrow will be worse
CBR1000FL

Whinging Courier

In uk.rec.motorcycles, said:

> "Live, from Norwich, it's shag in a cemetery"

Make no bones about it. Get into the spirit of things and start coffin.

--
Smile...tomorrow will be worse
CBR1000FL

Whinging Courier

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:

> What will it be?

"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."

--
Smile...tomorrow will be worse
CBR1000FL

Salad Dodger

On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:42:42 -0000, Whinging Courier
<markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:
>
>> What will it be?
>
>"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."

itym

"Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and
see."


--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..62743../..14835.../..3157./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17
'^'

Whinging Courier

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Salad Dodger said:

> >"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."
>
> itym
>
> "Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and
> see."

All sung in the back of a blue Ford Trannie

<sighs a happy sigh>

--
Smile...tomorrow will be worse
CBR1000FL

Ginge

In article <c2dpic$1pgapn$1@ID-26562.news.uni-berlin.de>, Salad Dodger
says...
> On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:42:42 -0000, Whinging Courier
> <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:
> >
> >> What will it be?
> >
> >"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."
>
> itym
>
> "Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and
> see."

It's great how UKRM has a resident expert in everything.

Whinging Courier

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ginge said:

> > >"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."
> >
> > itym
> >
> > "Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and
> > see."
>
> It's great how UKRM has a resident expert in everything.

I wonder what happened to the black guy who wore the builder's hat?

I wonder if he ever got his onion rings?


--
Smile...tomorrow will be worse
CBR1000FL

Lady Nina

On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:42:42 -0000, Whinging Courier
<markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:
>
>> What will it be?
>
>"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."

You utter, utter bastard all the memories just came flodding back
<whimper>
--
Lady Nina

Princess of pain apparently.

Sir.Tony

"Grimly Curmudgeon" <grimlycurmudgeon683@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:afjk40d06q7t4l94ohi0s2liv8uu1q3o5u@4ax.com...

> Graham is my hero; this week, anyway.
>
> Next week you can be my hero.
>
> Or I can be yours.
>
> What will it be?
>
Graham is a two-faced spin-doctoring bastard. His voice on the radio really
piss me off.

Oldbloke

Sir.Tony wrote:
>
>> Graham is my hero; this week, anyway.
>>
>> Next week you can be my hero.
>>
>> Or I can be yours.
>>
>> What will it be?
>>
> Graham is a two-faced spin-doctoring bastard. His voice on the radio
> really piss me off.

Hmm, and you are a twat whose posts on this newsgroup really piss me off.
--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My Bike 2000 Honda CB500
M'boy's Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X

BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26

deadmail@burnt.org.uk

Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
<MPG.1ab482745653ebe7989c93@news.individual.net> :

>I wonder what happened to the black guy who wore the builder's hat?
>
>I wonder if he ever got his onion rings?

I think sir.doggy saw him getting his 'onion ringed' the weekend before
last in a car park near to Stanstead Airport.

--
it's better to burn out than fade away

Whinging Courier

In uk.rec.motorcycles, said:

> I think sir.doggy saw him getting his 'onion ringed' the weekend before
> last in a car park near to Stanstead Airport.

Actually, he did look rather 'battered' last time I saw him.

--
Smile...tomorrow will be worse
CBR1000FL

ogden

Nigel Eaton wrote:
>
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Sir.Tony
> <asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk> typed
> >
> >"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:8$VPsHUZQkSAJw2e@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
> >>
> >> Well, this is a rich little vein, isn't it? Seems all we have to do is
> >> mention your history of dogging and you go off on one. Are you ashamed
> >> of it or something?
> >
> >What all the dogging rubbish? You always talk about it. If you want to do
> >it, just do it and shut the hell up about it.
>
> Hmm... Can't see the attraction myself. But hey! Nothing ventured,
> nothing gained.
>
> Can you recommend any venues?
>
> Of course, I'm a little shy. I'd probably have to get *well* pissed
> before I drove there.

Hmm. So far I reckon this is about 3-2 to Tony. Sort it out, Nigel.

--
ogden
gsf1200, chi#0, tppfatuicg#20, botafot#132

"bear baiting - a bygone sport"

ogden

Whinging Courier wrote:
>
> In uk.rec.motorcycles, Salad Dodger said:
>
> > >"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."
> >
> > itym
> >
> > "Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and
> > see."
>
> All sung in the back of a Trannie
>
> <sighs a happy sigh>
>
*coff*

--
ogden
gsf1200, chi#0, tppfatuicg#20, botafot#132

"bear baiting - a bygone sport"

Sir.Tony

"Andy Bonwick" <a.bonwick@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:nqfm405vh1vqtdktha28i4j9hfjb6vlaqj@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 07:27:14 +0000, deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:
>
> I wish you wouldn't post stuff like that when I'm eating.

Switch off you'r computer when your eating

marina

On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 00:15:10 +0000, Salad Dodger
<salad.dodger@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:42:42 -0000, Whinging Courier
><markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:
>>
>>> What will it be?
>>
>>"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."
>
>itym
>
>"Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and
>see."

Que sera sera, Whatever will be, will be.

--
Marina Mayes - Reading, UK. To email me remove XX from my address
XV535 (sold), GPZ500S (promised), SR250 (in bits). BOTAFOT12, BOD#2, BOTAFOS#2.
KotLBOD#s, KotLBOTAFOS#s,IMC#2, Tart#10-19, SR#3
Original Sinergy - wicked T-shirts for a wicked world: www.originalsinergy.com
I never give in to fear or blackmail; I always give in to temptation.
www.pericles.demon.co.uk
"You're a national treasure" - porl, 18.1.03

Salad Dodger

On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 17:33:35 +0000, marina
<marina@pericles.demonXX.co.uk> wrote:

>On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 00:15:10 +0000, Salad Dodger
><salad.dodger@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:42:42 -0000, Whinging Courier
>><markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:
>>>
>>>> What will it be?
>>>
>>>"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."
>>
>>itym
>>
>>"Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and
>>see."
>
>Que sera sera, Whatever will be, will be.

I always though it was

"Kiss 'er arse. 'er arse"

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..62743../..14835.../..3157./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17
'^'

deadmail@burnt.org.uk

"Sir.Tony" <asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
<Y9M2c.3$OU5.0@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>:

><deadmail@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
>news00n409pm5v9q1odnvlp0t9ihcldcrb8h0@4ax.com.. .

>> I'm asking about your dogging experiences, sir.doggy. Just trying to
>> understand if you tried to get eye contact with the two blokes doing the
>> deed in the car before you blew your load, that's all.
>>
>>
>> >You closet gay man
>>
>> And you're not?
>>
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>
>What the hell are you talking about? Have been drinking?
>
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha

What a stupid question. I've nowhere to go this evening so of course
I've not been drinking, I save that for when I go driving.

Now, how about you answer the question, sir.doggy?

--
it's better to burn out than fade away

pseudoplatypus

marina wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 00:15:10 +0000, Salad Dodger
> <salad.dodger@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:42:42 -0000, Whinging Courier
>><markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:
>>>
>>>> What will it be?
>>>
>>>"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."
>>
>>itym
>>
>>"Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and
>>see."
>
> Que sera sera, Whatever will be, will be.

Looked at that DVD, then?

--
Platypus - (unreal)
VN800 Drifter, R80RT, Z200
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

Old Fart at Play

deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:

> Now, how about you answer the question, sir.doggy?

Since discovering the meaning of the word, I remember that
I was once dogged. I wonder if sir.doggy was that man
up a tree with binoculars on Catz island in Oxford in 1993
while I was discussing philosophy in the shrubbery?

--
Roger.