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Funny spam
After several thousand spam mails I have at last got one which made me
chuckle. "Make her moan all night long" Not usually a problem me for I have to say ;o) -- Flash Gorman. cb600f. Also available in clean. http://www.flashgorman.com |
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Re: Funny spam
"flashgorman" <theflashgorman@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:c4j90f$2i6f6s$1@ID-201048.news.uni-berlin.de... > After several thousand spam mails I have at last got one which made me > chuckle. > > "Make her moan all night long" > > Not usually a problem me for I have to say ;o) Heh - I can do it from 60 miles away :P -- Chris H#2 (from work - from Welsh Wales) XV535 - runner : CB400N Hardtail - erm, not running : Maggot Trike - not mine SH#6 |
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Re: Funny spam
flashgorman wrote:
> After several thousand spam mails I have at last got one which made me > chuckle. > > "Make her moan all night long" > > Not usually a problem me for I have to say ;o) You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? -- John SV650 Black it is and naked |
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Re: Funny spam
On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 16:35:52 +0100, jsp <jataomm@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> >You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? YES. Never, ever take a bet in a pub just before lent. Even if it reaches three figures. Still only a week to go <whimper> -- Lady Nina You've got to love what you do. |
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Re: Funny spam
Lady Nina says...
> On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 16:35:52 +0100, jsp <jataomm@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > > > > >You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? > > YES. > > Never, ever take a bet in a pub just before lent. Even if it reaches > three figures. Still only a week to go <whimper> Avoid pretty boys. YKIMS. -- Lozzo : The anti-Timo YZF1000R, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3 BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7, ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16, BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9. Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. |
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Re: Funny spam
On Fri, 2 Apr 2004 18:21:14 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo@speedyspic.co.uk>
wrote: >> Never, ever take a bet in a pub just before lent. Even if it reaches >> three figures. Still only a week to go <whimper> > >Avoid pretty boys. YKIMS <plaintive voice> But they're so lovely, I don't mean to toy with them, I just want to stroke their long hair </plaintive voice> -- Lady Nina You've got to love what you do. |
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Re: Funny spam
Lady Nina wrote:
> jsp wrote: > >>You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? > > YES. > > Never, ever take a bet in a pub just before lent. Even if it reaches > three figures. Still only a week to go <whimper> Self imposed! That goes *way* beyond mental torture into an entirely different area. But... Just think how much you'll enjoy the end of lent.... -- John SV650 Black it is and naked |
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Re: Funny spam
In article <g08r60to0ocs220nrtli6r64vef5sb3kjf@4ax.com>, Lady Nina
says... > On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 16:35:52 +0100, jsp <jataomm@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > > > > >You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? > > YES. > > Never, ever take a bet in a pub just before lent. Even if it reaches > three figures. Still only a week to go <whimper> BOSM time then. Now I see why you're worried. |
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Re: Funny spam
Ginge says...
> In article <g08r60to0ocs220nrtli6r64vef5sb3kjf@4ax.com>, Lady Nina > says... > > On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 16:35:52 +0100, jsp <jataomm@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > > > > > > > >You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? > > > > YES. > > > > Never, ever take a bet in a pub just before lent. Even if it reaches > > three figures. Still only a week to go <whimper> > > BOSM time then. > > Now I see why you're worried. <thinks about spare place in nice comfy 4-poster bed> -- Lozzo : The anti-Timo YZF1000R, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3 BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7, ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16, BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9. Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. |
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Re: Funny spam
Lozzo <lozzo@speedyspic.co.uk> wrote in message
<MPG.1ad7cd861a924f3b989812@news.individual.net> : >Ginge says... >> In article <g08r60to0ocs220nrtli6r64vef5sb3kjf@4ax.com>, Lady Nina >> says... >> > On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 16:35:52 +0100, jsp <jataomm@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: >> > >> > > >> > >You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? >> > >> > YES. >> > >> > Never, ever take a bet in a pub just before lent. Even if it reaches >> > three figures. Still only a week to go <whimper> >> >> BOSM time then. >> >> Now I see why you're worried. > ><thinks about spare place in nice comfy 4-poster bed> She talked about pretty boys, I think you're safe mate. -- it's better to burn out than fade away |
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Re: Funny spam
jsp wrote
>flashgorman wrote: > >> After several thousand spam mails I have at last got one which made me >> chuckle. >> >> "Make her moan all night long" >> >> Not usually a problem me for I have to say ;o) > >You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? I could sue wimminkind then? -- steve auvache |
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Re: Funny spam
steve auvache says...
> jsp wrote > >flashgorman wrote: > > > >> After several thousand spam mails I have at last got one which made me > >> chuckle. > >> > >> "Make her moan all night long" > >> > >> Not usually a problem me for I have to say ;o) > > > >You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? > > I could sue wimminkind then? > What, like blanket suing? Is this where we all contribute 0.1p to your losses? -- Lesley ZXR400SP SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster] BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12 BONY#54P BOB#18 Un-cork me to reply |
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Re: Funny spam
On Fri, 2 Apr 2004 19:53:19 +0100, Ginge <me2@privacy.net> wrote:
>> Never, ever take a bet in a pub just before lent. Even if it reaches >> three figures. Still only a week to go <whimper> > >BOSM time then. > >Now I see why you're worried. Nah, never funt anyone you work with, post to a newsgroup with or who's married to someone that isn't you. Damn good rules those and I've only broken one of them and that because he forgot to mention the pregnant wife. -- Lady Nina You've got to love what you do. |
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Re: Funny spam
DangerScouse <Lesley_cork_@ukrm.org> wrote in message
<MPG.1ad81ef4baee7328989829@news-text.blueyonder.co.uk>: >steve auvache says... >> jsp wrote >> >You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? >> >> I could sue wimminkind then? >> >What, like blanket suing? Is this where we all contribute 0.1p to your >losses? I don't know if losses is the right word. Steve's not er.. 'lost' anything for years and it's now backing up and causing all sorts of complications. -- it's better to burn out than fade away |
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Re: Funny spam
deadmail@burnt.org.uk says...
> DangerScouse <Lesley_cork_@ukrm.org> wrote in message > <MPG.1ad81ef4baee7328989829@news-text.blueyonder.co.uk>: > > >steve auvache says... > >> jsp wrote > >> >You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture? > >> > >> I could sue wimminkind then? > >> > >What, like blanket suing? Is this where we all contribute 0.1p to your > >losses? > > I don't know if losses is the right word. Steve's not er.. 'lost' > anything for years and it's now backing up and causing all sorts of > complications. > > Heh, good point. But the images it throws up....eeeeuuuuukkkk!! -- Lesley ZXR400SP SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster] BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12 BONY#54P BOB#18 Un-cork me to reply |
