Re: FS: MZ TS 150

On 17 Jul 2003 06:09:09 -0700, chateau.murray@btinternet.com (WorkTOG)
wrote:

>> >> details:
>> >> MZ TS 150, red, 1977, unusual speedo in headlamp model, genuine
>> >> 27,000 miles, 12 months MOT, one owner from new, all MOT's from
>> >> 1980, some receipts, has all it's keys (ign, steering lock, tool
>> >> cupboard) and bicycle pump! Good hack. ?180 ono

>All right, Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!
>
>Let all here present know that I have agreed to purchase said classic
>motorbicycle, on my return from my holidays in fair Italy, for the
>princely sum of one hundred and sixty British pounds.
>
>Let all here present also know that Sweller is so confident of the
>mighty power and sparkling condition of this machine that he has
>agreed to ride it from Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea to the Chateau,
>where he will be wined and dined and then delivered back home in my
>horseless carriage.
>
>And furthermore be ye all apprised of the fact that if I am confronted
>with a leaky dead rattling heap, that I shall beat the aforementioned
>Sweller about the head with a rusty CB500T fork stanchion.

I see a problem here - what if it leaves Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea
with "mighty power and sparkling condition" but arrives as a "leaky
dead rattling heap"? It is an MZ, after all.
--
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Champ wrote

>>And furthermore be ye all apprised of the fact that if I am confronted
>>with a leaky dead rattling heap, that I shall beat the aforementioned
>>Sweller about the head with a rusty CB500T fork stanchion.
>
> I see a problem here - what if it leaves Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea
> with "mighty power and sparkling condition" but arrives as a "leaky
> dead rattling heap"? It is an MZ, after all.

I will stop and polish it (the TS) shortly before arrival at the chateau.

--
Simon

Brighton | MYSOB: http://www.sweller.co.uk/sob/
England | MZSOB: http://www.mztech.fsnet.co.uk/

On 17 Jul 2003 14:57:52 GMT, sweller <ng@mztech.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

>Champ wrote
>
>>>And furthermore be ye all apprised of the fact that if I am confronted
>>>with a leaky dead rattling heap, that I shall beat the aforementioned
>>>Sweller about the head with a rusty CB500T fork stanchion.
>>
>> I see a problem here - what if it leaves Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea
>> with "mighty power and sparkling condition" but arrives as a "leaky
>> dead rattling heap"? It is an MZ, after all.
>
>I will stop and polish it (the TS) shortly before arrival at the chateau.

And the leaks and rattles?
--
Champ : A welcome patch of grey in a black and white world
GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX-7RR Endurance Racer (nearly finished)
GYASB#0;BotToS#2;BOTAFO(T|F)#35;UKRMFBC#2;IHABWTMM J#3;MCT#5;WG*#1;BONY#40;DFV#8;IbW#17;SBS#34;BHaLC# 1
Racing : www.team-ukrm.co.uk. Vanity Publishing : www.champ.org.uk

Champ wrote

>>> I see a problem here - what if it leaves
>>> Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea with "mighty power and sparkling
>>> condition" but arrives as a "leaky dead rattling heap"? It is an
>>> MZ, after all.
>>
>>I will stop and polish it (the TS) shortly before arrival at the
>>chateau.
>
> And the leaks and rattles?

It'll be polished with such fervour that Mr. T will be so blinded by its
beauty and mighty looks that he shall not notice them.

all else fails I'll run away.

--
Simon

Brighton | MYSOB: http://www.sweller.co.uk/sob/
England | MZSOB: http://www.mztech.fsnet.co.uk/

In article <Xns93BBABC6CEF20ringading@130.133.1.4>, sweller says...
> Champ wrote
>
> >>> I see a problem here - what if it leaves
> >>> Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea with "mighty power and sparkling
> >>> condition" but arrives as a "leaky dead rattling heap"? It is an
> >>> MZ, after all.
> >>
> >>I will stop and polish it (the TS) shortly before arrival at the
> >>chateau.
> >
> > And the leaks and rattles?
>
>
> It'll be polished with such fervour that Mr. T will be so blinded by its
> beauty and mighty looks that he shall not notice them.

Or the drugs in the hamburger you'll feed him shortly before legging it,
fool.

--
Christofire two#20(KotL) DIAABTCOD#1 Suzuki SV650SK
TPPFAUICG#69BONY#10MIRTTH#7IMANASS#2SbS#20BOTAFOT# 117
"But..he looks so *innocent*"
Full throttle for 55 minutes - a hell of a buzz.

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Champ	Re: FS: MZ TS 150 On 17 Jul 2003 06:09:09 -0700, chateau.murray@btinternet.com (WorkTOG) wrote: >> >> details: >> >> MZ TS 150, red, 1977, unusual speedo in headlamp model, genuine >> >> 27,000 miles, 12 months MOT, one owner from new, all MOT's from >> >> 1980, some receipts, has all it's keys (ign, steering lock, tool >> >> cupboard) and bicycle pump! Good hack. ?180 ono >All right, Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! > >Let all here present know that I have agreed to purchase said classic >motorbicycle, on my return from my holidays in fair Italy, for the >princely sum of one hundred and sixty British pounds. > >Let all here present also know that Sweller is so confident of the >mighty power and sparkling condition of this machine that he has >agreed to ride it from Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea to the Chateau, >where he will be wined and dined and then delivered back home in my >horseless carriage. > >And furthermore be ye all apprised of the fact that if I am confronted >with a leaky dead rattling heap, that I shall beat the aforementioned >Sweller about the head with a rusty CB500T fork stanchion. I see a problem here - what if it leaves Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea with "mighty power and sparkling condition" but arrives as a "leaky dead rattling heap"? It is an MZ, after all. -- Champ : A welcome patch of grey in a black and white world GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX-7RR Endurance Racer (nearly finished) GYASB#0;BotToS#2;BOTAFO(T\|F)#35;UKRMFBC#2;IHABWTMM J#3;MCT#5;WG*#1;BONY#40;DFV#8;IbW#17;SBS#34;BHaLC# 1 Racing : www.team-ukrm.co.uk. Vanity Publishing : www.champ.org.uk

	#2
sweller	Re: FS: MZ TS 150 Champ wrote >>And furthermore be ye all apprised of the fact that if I am confronted >>with a leaky dead rattling heap, that I shall beat the aforementioned >>Sweller about the head with a rusty CB500T fork stanchion. > > I see a problem here - what if it leaves Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea > with "mighty power and sparkling condition" but arrives as a "leaky > dead rattling heap"? It is an MZ, after all. I will stop and polish it (the TS) shortly before arrival at the chateau. -- Simon Brighton \| MYSOB: http://www.sweller.co.uk/sob/ England \| MZSOB: http://www.mztech.fsnet.co.uk/

	#3
Champ	Re: FS: MZ TS 150 On 17 Jul 2003 14:57:52 GMT, sweller <ng@mztech.fsnet.co.uk> wrote: >Champ wrote > >>>And furthermore be ye all apprised of the fact that if I am confronted >>>with a leaky dead rattling heap, that I shall beat the aforementioned >>>Sweller about the head with a rusty CB500T fork stanchion. >> >> I see a problem here - what if it leaves Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea >> with "mighty power and sparkling condition" but arrives as a "leaky >> dead rattling heap"? It is an MZ, after all. > >I will stop and polish it (the TS) shortly before arrival at the chateau. And the leaks and rattles? -- Champ : A welcome patch of grey in a black and white world GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX-7RR Endurance Racer (nearly finished) GYASB#0;BotToS#2;BOTAFO(T\|F)#35;UKRMFBC#2;IHABWTMM J#3;MCT#5;WG*#1;BONY#40;DFV#8;IbW#17;SBS#34;BHaLC# 1 Racing : www.team-ukrm.co.uk. Vanity Publishing : www.champ.org.uk

	#4
sweller	Re: FS: MZ TS 150 Champ wrote >>> I see a problem here - what if it leaves >>> Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea with "mighty power and sparkling >>> condition" but arrives as a "leaky dead rattling heap"? It is an >>> MZ, after all. >> >>I will stop and polish it (the TS) shortly before arrival at the >>chateau. > > And the leaks and rattles? It'll be polished with such fervour that Mr. T will be so blinded by its beauty and mighty looks that he shall not notice them. all else fails I'll run away. -- Simon Brighton \| MYSOB: http://www.sweller.co.uk/sob/ England \| MZSOB: http://www.mztech.fsnet.co.uk/

	#5
christofire	Re: FS: MZ TS 150 In article <Xns93BBABC6CEF20ringading@130.133.1.4>, sweller says... > Champ wrote > > >>> I see a problem here - what if it leaves > >>> Brighthelmstone-next-the-sea with "mighty power and sparkling > >>> condition" but arrives as a "leaky dead rattling heap"? It is an > >>> MZ, after all. > >> > >>I will stop and polish it (the TS) shortly before arrival at the > >>chateau. > > > > And the leaks and rattles? > > > It'll be polished with such fervour that Mr. T will be so blinded by its > beauty and mighty looks that he shall not notice them. Or the drugs in the hamburger you'll feed him shortly before legging it, fool. -- Christofire two#20(KotL) DIAABTCOD#1 Suzuki SV650SK TPPFAUICG#69BONY#10MIRTTH#7IMANASS#2SbS#20BOTAFOT# 117 "But..he looks so innocent" Full throttle for 55 minutes - a hell of a buzz.