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  #1
Peter Brooks
 
Default Car drives into parked bke

Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my weekend a bit!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/
 
  #2
BGN
 
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On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 20:43:52 +0200, Peter Brooks
<peter.d.brooks@com.gmail.arse> wrote:

>Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my weekend a bit!
>
>http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/


Well done! Hope you're not too damaged.
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  #3
Peter Brooks
 
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BGN wrote:
> On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 20:43:52 +0200, Peter Brooks
> <peter.d.brooks@com.gmail.arse> wrote:
>
>> Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my weekend a bit!
>>
>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/

>
> Well done! Hope you're not too damaged.


No personal damage no, but I appear to have lost my ability to spell
tonight. My "bike" has lost an "i",
 
  #4
Ofnuts
 
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Peter Brooks wrote:
> Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my weekend a bit!
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/


If I may help: in correct French you don't say "Vous êtes un connard".
You either say "Connard!" or "Vous êtes un gros con."

"Je vous conchie" or "Je vous pisse à la raie" aren't bad either.


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  #5
Cab
 
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Peter Brooks wrote:

> Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my weekend
> a bit!
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/


I see your problem. You were both on the wrong side of the road.

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Beav
 
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"Peter Brooks" <peter.d.brooks@com.gmail.arse> wrote in message
news:f8in5i$23e2$1@biggoron.nerim.net...
> Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my weekend a
> bit!
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/


I got to learn a bit of Swiss (or Frog) there.


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  #7
Peter Brooks
 
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Ofnuts wrote:
> Peter Brooks wrote:
>> Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my weekend a
>> bit!
>>
>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/

>
> If I may help: in correct French you don't say "Vous êtes un connard".
> You either say "Connard!" or "Vous êtes un gros con."
>
> "Je vous conchie" or "Je vous pisse à la raie" aren't bad either.


Thanks, I'll save those for next time I need them. He seemed to
understand though ;-)
 
  #8
Grimly Curmudgeon
 
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Peter Brooks
<peter.d.brooks@com.gmail.arse> saying something like:

>Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my weekend a bit!
>
>http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/



Heh. Like the tags.
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  #9
Cab
 
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Peter Brooks wrote:

> Ofnuts wrote:
> > Peter Brooks wrote:
> > > Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my
> > > weekend a bit!
> > >
> > > http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/

> >
> > If I may help: in correct French you don't say "Vous êtes un
> > connard". You either say "Connard!" or "Vous êtes un gros con."
> >
> > "Je vous conchie" or "Je vous pisse à la raie" aren't bad either.

>
> Thanks, I'll save those for next time I need them. He seemed to
> understand though ;-)


Never, ever use the phrase "Espèce de canard" in a dodgy traffic
situation like this. DAMHIK,IJD,OK.

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  #10
Des
 
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Cab <my_email_address_is_in_my_sig@privacy.net> wrote:
> Peter Brooks wrote:
>
>> Ofnuts wrote:
>> > Peter Brooks wrote:
>> > > Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my
>> > > weekend a bit!
>> > >
>> > > http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/
>> >
>> > If I may help: in correct French you don't say "Vous êtes un
>> > connard". You either say "Connard!" or "Vous êtes un gros con."
>> >
>> > "Je vous conchie" or "Je vous pisse à la raie" aren't bad either.

>>
>> Thanks, I'll save those for next time I need them. He seemed to
>> understand though ;-)

>
> Never, ever use the phrase "Espèce de canard" in a dodgy traffic
> situation like this. DAMHIK,IJD,OK.


In a similar vein, be careful not to order 'magret de connard' in a crowded
restaurant.

DAMH... etc.

D.

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  #11
Des
 
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Ofnuts <o.f.n.u.t.s@la.poste.net> wrote:
> Peter Brooks wrote:
>> Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my weekend a bit!
>>
>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/

>
> If I may help: in correct French you don't say "Vous êtes un connard".
> You either say "Connard!" or "Vous êtes un gros con."
>
> "Je vous conchie" or "Je vous pisse à la raie" aren't bad either.


Sauf que je ne me vois pas vouvoyer un gars que je suis en train de
traiter de connard...... :P

D.
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  #12
Des
 
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Peter Brooks <peter.d.brooks@com.gmail.arse> wrote:
> Ofnuts wrote:
>> Peter Brooks wrote:
>>> Sitting in a traffic jam, this happened on Friday. Spoilt my weekend a
>>> bit!
>>>
>>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/petesrandompics/929217676/

>>
>> If I may help: in correct French you don't say "Vous êtes un connard".
>> You either say "Connard!" or "Vous êtes un gros con."
>>
>> "Je vous conchie" or "Je vous pisse à la raie" aren't bad either.

>
> Thanks, I'll save those for next time I need them. He seemed to
> understand though ;-)


'change de lunettes, espèce de gros con!'
'ta mère!'
'va t'faire enculer!'

And so on.

Hmm. I need to redo that biking vocabulary page in time for the next TOG
trip..

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