AndrewR

Here I am, the wife's on nights, there's no [in]decent porn on telly,
nothing I haven't watched in my DVD collection, I can't go out because the
little un is in bed and all ukrm is offering is Tallbloke's limericks.

Where are all the insomniacs when you need them, eh?

I'm going to pop outside for a smoke and then grab a can of beer. Could
somebody start an interesting conversation before I get back, please, or I'm
going to be forced to go to bed[1].

Cheers,

[1] Forced by boredom, obviously, rather than forced by a whip-wielding,
leather-clad dominatrix ... that would be quite interesting.

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Salad Dodger

On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 23:20:10 +0100, "AndrewR"
<andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>Could
>somebody start an interesting conversation before I get back, please, or I'm
>going to be forced to go to bed.

Well, I don't know(1) if it counts as "interesting", but did you watch
that programme on BBC4 last night?

"Did Jesus really die?"

It was narrated by Bernard Hill, so it must be true.


[1] but I have my suspicions.


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AndrewR wrote:

> Here I am, the wife's on nights, there's no [in]decent porn on telly,
> nothing I haven't watched in my DVD collection, I can't go out because the
> little un is in bed and all ukrm is offering is Tallbloke's limericks.
>
> Where are all the insomniacs when you need them, eh?
>
> I'm going to pop outside for a smoke and then grab a can of beer. Could
> somebody start an interesting conversation before I get back, please, or I'm
> going to be forced to go to bed[1].

You could measure how far off you are from being able
to give yourself a blow-job.

Then phone your wife from casualty and explain why
you have a slipped disc. :-)

mups

AndrewR andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
>
> [1] Forced by boredom, obviously, rather than forced by a whip-wielding,
> leather-clad dominatrix ... that would be quite interesting.

I've never seen the point of all this whip-wielding, spanking lark. I
mean apart from Germans how many people get a kick out of having pain
inflicted on them.

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Ginge

In article <2qc36qFtsefsU1@uni-berlin.de>, AndrewR says...
> Here I am, the wife's on nights, there's no [in]decent porn on telly,
> nothing I haven't watched in my DVD collection, I can't go out because the
> little un is in bed and all ukrm is offering is Tallbloke's limericks.

I'm watching something about a priest that died in the twin towers
thingy.

Salad Dodger

On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 23:20:10 +0100, "AndrewR"
<andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>Here I am, the wife's on nights,

"The wife has this silly notion that we should spend time together
just because we're married." 25/08/04

When it suits her, obviously.
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AndrewR

"Salad Dodger" <saladybobs@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 23:20:10 +0100, "AndrewR"
> <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Could
> >somebody start an interesting conversation before I get back, please, or
I'm
> >going to be forced to go to bed.
>
> Well, I don't know(1) if it counts as "interesting", but did you watch
> that programme on BBC4 last night?
>
> "Did Jesus really die?"

Nope, missed it.

> It was narrated by Bernard Hill, so it must be true.

If he didn't die then where is he? Still hanging[1] around the Middle-East?

[1] In the "Please will someone take out these nails and let me down?"
sense.


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"Eiron" <dot@dot.dot.dot> wrote in message
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> AndrewR wrote:

> > I'm going to pop outside for a smoke and then grab a can of beer. Could
> > somebody start an interesting conversation before I get back, please, or
I'm
> > going to be forced to go to bed[1].
>
> You could measure how far off you are from being able
> to give yourself a blow-job.
>
> Then phone your wife from casualty and explain why
> you have a slipped disc. :-)

There's a thought ... what happens if you do yourself an injury that
requires a visit to A&E but you have a small child in your care?

Can you get emergency baby-sitters from somewhere?


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"mups" <mups@chrisNOTREALADDR.com> wrote in message
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> AndrewR andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
> >
> > [1] Forced by boredom, obviously, rather than forced by a
whip-wielding,
> > leather-clad dominatrix ... that would be quite interesting.
>
> I've never seen the point of all this whip-wielding, spanking lark. I
> mean apart from Germans how many people get a kick out of having pain
> inflicted on them.

Hey, some of us are just grateful that they do


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AndrewR

"Ginge" <me2@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:MPG.1baae97dcdc4634b989698@news.individual.ne t...
> In article <2qc36qFtsefsU1@uni-berlin.de>, AndrewR says...
> > Here I am, the wife's on nights, there's no [in]decent porn on telly,
> > nothing I haven't watched in my DVD collection, I can't go out because
the
> > little un is in bed and all ukrm is offering is Tallbloke's limericks.
>
> I'm watching something about a priest that died in the twin towers
> thingy.

But can you write a limerick about it?


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AndrewR

"Salad Dodger" <saladybobs@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:2qc3seFu3n8lU1@uni-berlin.de...
> On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 23:20:10 +0100, "AndrewR"
> <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Here I am, the wife's on nights,
>
> "The wife has this silly notion that we should spend time together
> just because we're married." 25/08/04
>
> When it suits her, obviously.

Nah, she'd rather be at home, but apparently they're not that keen on
midwives only working 9-5.

Or she could be seeing her fancy man and getting a shag, I suppose. Well,
if she is that counts as her quota for this month.


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Salad Dodger

On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 23:36:00 +0100, "AndrewR"
<andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>"Salad Dodger" <saladybobs@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
>news:2qc3clFu3jjpU1@uni-berlin.de...
>> On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 23:20:10 +0100, "AndrewR"
>> <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> >Could
>> >somebody start an interesting conversation before I get back, please, or
>I'm
>> >going to be forced to go to bed.
>>
>> Well, I don't know(1) if it counts as "interesting", but did you watch
>> that programme on BBC4 last night?
>>
>> "Did Jesus really die?"
>
>Nope, missed it.
>
>> It was narrated by Bernard Hill, so it must be true.
>
>If he didn't die then where is he? Still hanging[1] around the Middle-East?

Taken down before he died, nursed to health, and buggered off back to
Kashmir, apparently.

"This film investigates the variety of stories surrounding the New
Testament account of the crucifixion, death, resurrection and
ascension of Jesus, by interviewing historians, theologians and
historical researchers. This exploration of the latest theories about
what really happened to Jesus 2000 years ago uncovers some surprising
possibilities.

At the heart of the mystery is the suspicion that Jesus might not
actually have died on the cross. The film concludes that it was
perfectly possible to survive crucifixion in the 1st Century - there
are records of people who did. But if Jesus survived, what happened to
him afterwards?

One of the most remarkable stories concerns the charismatic preacher
Jus Asaf (Leader of the Healed) who arrived in Kashmir in around 30
AD. Just before he died at the age of 80, Jus Asaf claimed that he was
in fact Jesus Christ and the programme shows his tomb, next to which
are his carved footprints which bear the scars of crucifixion."



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AndrewR

"Salad Dodger" <saladybobs@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 23:36:00 +0100, "AndrewR"
> <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >"Salad Dodger" <saladybobs@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
> >news:2qc3clFu3jjpU1@uni-berlin.de...

> >> "Did Jesus really die?"
> >
> >Nope, missed it.
> >
> >> It was narrated by Bernard Hill, so it must be true.
> >
> >If he didn't die then where is he? Still hanging[1] around the
Middle-East?
>
> Taken down before he died, nursed to health, and buggered off back to
> Kashmir, apparently.
>
> "This film investigates the variety of stories surrounding the New
> Testament account of the crucifixion, death, resurrection and
> ascension of Jesus, by interviewing historians, theologians and
> historical researchers. This exploration of the latest theories about
> what really happened to Jesus 2000 years ago uncovers some surprising
> possibilities.
>
> At the heart of the mystery is the suspicion that Jesus might not
> actually have died on the cross. The film concludes that it was
> perfectly possible to survive crucifixion in the 1st Century - there
> are records of people who did. But if Jesus survived, what happened to
> him afterwards?
>
> One of the most remarkable stories concerns the charismatic preacher
> Jus Asaf (Leader of the Healed) who arrived in Kashmir in around 30
> AD. Just before he died at the age of 80, Jus Asaf claimed that he was
> in fact Jesus Christ and the programme shows his tomb, next to which
> are his carved footprints which bear the scars of crucifixion."

Interesting stuff (although not if you're a big fan of Easter).

Apart from the 2,000 year old dribblings of an 80 year old and a carved
footprint did they have any other proof?


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mups

AndrewR andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
> "mups" <mups@chrisNOTREALADDR.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1baae8e83e769d059896e2@news.freeserve.co. uk...
> > AndrewR andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
> > >
> > > [1] Forced by boredom, obviously, rather than forced by a
> whip-wielding,
> > > leather-clad dominatrix ... that would be quite interesting.
> >
> > I've never seen the point of all this whip-wielding, spanking lark. I
> > mean apart from Germans how many people get a kick out of having pain
> > inflicted on them.
>
> Hey, some of us are just grateful that they do

"This'll hurt me much more than it'll hurt you"

As said by sadistic school masters the world over.

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Lozzo

Salad Dodger says...

> It was narrated by Bernard Hill, so it must be true.

I wonder if anyone ever shortened his name to Benny

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mups says...
> AndrewR andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
> >
> > [1] Forced by boredom, obviously, rather than forced by a whip-wielding,
> > leather-clad dominatrix ... that would be quite interesting.
>
> I've never seen the point of all this whip-wielding, spanking lark.

Pervert

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mups

Salad Dodger saladybobs@dsl.pipex.com says...
>
> One of the most remarkable stories concerns the charismatic preacher
> Jus Asaf (Leader of the Healed) who arrived in Kashmir in around 30
> AD. Just before he died at the age of 80, Jus Asaf claimed that he was
> in fact Jesus Christ and the programme shows his tomb, next to which
> are his carved footprints which bear the scars of crucifixion."

I always thought real[1] crucifixion was done with nails through the
wrists and ankles rather than hands and feet.

[1] as apposed to biblical.

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AndrewR

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> AndrewR andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
> > "mups" <mups@chrisNOTREALADDR.com> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1baae8e83e769d059896e2@news.freeserve.co. uk...

<SNIP>

> > > I've never seen the point of all this whip-wielding, spanking lark. I
> > > mean apart from Germans how many people get a kick out of having pain
> > > inflicted on them.
> >
> > Hey, some of us are just grateful that they do
>
> "This'll hurt me much more than it'll hurt you"

That can be a problem; try using an implement rather than just your bare
hand.

On no account tell your SO that they have an arse like a rhino ... unless
you _really_ enjoy pain.


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Sorby

"AndrewR" <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> "Eiron" <dot@dot.dot.dot> wrote in message
> news:2qc3gsFtltq1U1@uni-berlin.de...
> > AndrewR wrote:
>
> > > I'm going to pop outside for a smoke and then grab a can of beer.
Could
> > > somebody start an interesting conversation before I get back, please,
or
> I'm
> > > going to be forced to go to bed[1].
> >
> > You could measure how far off you are from being able
> > to give yourself a blow-job.
> >
> > Then phone your wife from casualty and explain why
> > you have a slipped disc. :-)
>
> There's a thought ... what happens if you do yourself an injury that
> requires a visit to A&E but you have a small child in your care?
>
> Can you get emergency baby-sitters from somewhere?

Surely it would be simpler all round just to get the baby-sitter to
administer the blow-job in the first place?

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AndrewR

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> "AndrewR" <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:2qc46hFtjpgbU1@uni-berlin.de...
> > "Eiron" <dot@dot.dot.dot> wrote in message
> > news:2qc3gsFtltq1U1@uni-berlin.de...

> > > You could measure how far off you are from being able
> > > to give yourself a blow-job.
> > >
> > > Then phone your wife from casualty and explain why
> > > you have a slipped disc. :-)
> >
> > There's a thought ... what happens if you do yourself an injury that
> > requires a visit to A&E but you have a small child in your care?
> >
> > Can you get emergency baby-sitters from somewhere?
>
> Surely it would be simpler all round just to get the baby-sitter to
> administer the blow-job in the first place?

The big problem with that is our 17 yo baby-sitter.

Obviously most of you wouldn't have a problem with a 17 year old baby-sitter
giving them a nice blowjob, but ours is called Daniel.


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Salad Dodger

On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 23:51:14 +0100, "AndrewR"
<andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>"Salad Dodger" <saladybobs@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
>news:2qc4q8Fu3n8lU2@uni-berlin.de...
>
>> "One of the most remarkable stories concerns the charismatic preacher
>> Jus Asaf (Leader of the Healed) who arrived in Kashmir in around 30
>> AD. Just before he died at the age of 80, Jus Asaf claimed that he was
>> in fact Jesus Christ and the programme shows his tomb, next to which
>> are his carved footprints which bear the scars of crucifixion."
>
>Interesting stuff (although not if you're a big fan of Easter).
>
>Apart from the 2,000 year old dribblings of an 80 year old and a carved
>footprint did they have any other proof?

Proof? WRT a bible story?

Well, they had some discrepancies from the NT.
(crucifixion accounts, loaves/fishes, etc.)

They pointed out that the Magi came from the East. In the tradition of
Buddhists looking for the reincarnation of a Lama.

There are references to this Jus Asaf chap in local folklore, etc,
from the age of 14 to 29. Apparently, there are no references to JC in
the NT for this period.

Why did Joseph of Aramathea take aloe into the tomb? Aloe is a herb
for curing, not embalming. JC apparently died v quickly for a
crucifixion.

Lost tribes Israel taken East by Assyrians: job of "Messiah" would
include reuniting T of I.

I have no beliefs in this, one way, 'tother, or which, but it was well
presented.

One could see how the early church would want to keep it a bit quiet,
though. I shouldn't think the current bunch would be that thrilled
about it.

JA's tomb is beneath a Muslim tomb of another Holy man: there's no way
they're gonna get dug up soon.

Intriguingly, JA's tomb is aligned E/W, the other bloke N/S, or the
other way round. Anyhoo, one is buried in the Muslim tradition; one
Jewish.

That's all I can remember off the top of me 'ead.
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"AndrewR" <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in news:2qc36qFtsefsU1
@uni-berlin.de:

> , I can't go out because the
> little un is in bed and all ukrm is offering is Tallbloke's limericks.
>

There was a young Geordie called Andy
Who was lacking a pile of nose candy


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Salad Dodger

On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 23:52:55 +0100, Lozzo <lozzo@lozzo.org.uk> wrote:

>Salad Dodger says...
>
>> It was narrated by Bernard Hill, so it must be true.
>
>I wonder if anyone ever shortened his name to Benny

They might have done, had he been named Benjamin.

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> Salad Dodger saladybobs@dsl.pipex.com says...
>>
>> One of the most remarkable stories concerns the charismatic preacher
>> Jus Asaf (Leader of the Healed) who arrived in Kashmir in around 30
>> AD. Just before he died at the age of 80, Jus Asaf claimed that he was
>> in fact Jesus Christ and the programme shows his tomb, next to which
>> are his carved footprints which bear the scars of crucifixion."
>
>I always thought real[1] crucifixion was done with nails through the
>wrists and ankles rather than hands and feet.

My understanding was that "normal" crucifixion was done by tying the
wrists and ankles to the cross. The poor bastard died from thirst /
exposure / heart attack caused by the weight of the body hanging on the
arms.

The story runs that JC was nailed up because the local plod thought he
might be the subject of a rescue attempt.

But this is all hazy stuff, garnered from a slightly pervy RE teacher
with a definite S&M thang, many moons ago
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> "Sorby" <sorby69@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:2qc5e1FtojljU1@uni-berlin.de...
> > "AndrewR" <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:2qc46hFtjpgbU1@uni-berlin.de...
> > > "Eiron" <dot@dot.dot.dot> wrote in message
> > > news:2qc3gsFtltq1U1@uni-berlin.de...
>
> > > > You could measure how far off you are from being able
> > > > to give yourself a blow-job.
> > > >
> > > > Then phone your wife from casualty and explain why
> > > > you have a slipped disc. :-)
> > >
> > > There's a thought ... what happens if you do yourself an injury that
> > > requires a visit to A&E but you have a small child in your care?
> > >
> > > Can you get emergency baby-sitters from somewhere?
> >
> > Surely it would be simpler all round just to get the baby-sitter to
> > administer the blow-job in the first place?
>
> The big problem with that is our 17 yo baby-sitter.
>
> Obviously most of you wouldn't have a problem with a 17 year old
baby-sitter
> giving them a nice blowjob, but ours is called Daniel.

And if you could give yourself a blowjob you'd be gettting one of someone
called Andrew.

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AndrewR

"Salad Dodger" <saladybobs@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:2qc5n6Fu1renU1@uni-berlin.de...

<SNIP, undead Jesus>

> Proof? WRT a bible story?

Fairy nuff.

> Well, they had some discrepancies from the NT.
> (crucifixion accounts, loaves/fishes, etc.)

Discrepancies from the NT tend to creep in because we have 4 people
attempting to tell the same story, all based on 2nd or 3rd hand accounts.
None of them had the intention of writing part of a book, they were all
trying to do the whole thing.

> There are references to this Jus Asaf chap in local folklore, etc,
> from the age of 14 to 29. Apparently, there are no references to JC in
> the NT for this period.

The only work that I know of that describes the childhood of Jesus is the
Infancy Gospel of Thomas, which is a very heretical work (Christians,
understandably, have issues with a "gospel" that describes how young Jesus
performs miracles for fun and kills people who piss him off). TBH it's not
really taken very seriously even by non-christian scholars.

> One could see how the early church would want to keep it a bit quiet,
> though. I shouldn't think the current bunch would be that thrilled
> about it.

I always have problems with the early church trying to keep things quiet,
because it never sounds very feasible. The early church was a fragment body
of hundreds of small churches with no clear heirarchy or even a fully
coherent belief system. There was no way it could act as a unified body (as
is seen by the birth and, normally, death of hundreds of factions of
christianity in the early years right throught to Iconoclasts versus
Iconodules centuries later).

> JA's tomb is beneath a Muslim tomb of another Holy man: there's no way
> they're gonna get dug up soon.
>
> Intriguingly, JA's tomb is aligned E/W, the other bloke N/S, or the
> other way round. Anyhoo, one is buried in the Muslim tradition; one
> Jewish.
>
> That's all I can remember off the top of me 'ead.

Interesting stuff. I'll have to watch out for a repeat of it.


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AndrewR

"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> My understanding was that "normal" crucifixion was done by tying the
> wrists and ankles to the cross. The poor bastard died from thirst /
> exposure / heart attack caused by the weight of the body hanging on the
> arms.

I thought that the crucifixion position stopped the diaphram working
properly, meaning that you ultimately suffocated.


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Nigel Eaton

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
<andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> typed
>"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:G44x9IinJOQBJwk+@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
>
>> My understanding was that "normal" crucifixion was done by tying the
>> wrists and ankles to the cross. The poor bastard died from thirst /
>> exposure / heart attack caused by the weight of the body hanging on the
>> arms.
>
>I thought that the crucifixion position stopped the diaphram working
>properly, meaning that you ultimately suffocated.

We need to test this. EOSM?
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AndrewR

"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:RpLkJgmqUOQBJwGF@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
> <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> typed
> >"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:G44x9IinJOQBJwk+@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
> >
> >> My understanding was that "normal" crucifixion was done by tying the
> >> wrists and ankles to the cross. The poor bastard died from thirst /
> >> exposure / heart attack caused by the weight of the body hanging on the
> >> arms.
> >
> >I thought that the crucifixion position stopped the diaphram working
> >properly, meaning that you ultimately suffocated.
>
> We need to test this. EOSM?

Hardly a fair test - the chances of anyone dying of thirst at the EOSM are
rather slim.


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Nigel Eaton

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
<andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> typed
>"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:RpLkJgmqUOQBJwGF@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
>> <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> typed
>> >"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >news:G44x9IinJOQBJwk+@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
>> >
>> >> My understanding was that "normal" crucifixion was done by tying the
>> >> wrists and ankles to the cross. The poor bastard died from thirst /
>> >> exposure / heart attack caused by the weight of the body hanging on the
>> >> arms.
>> >
>> >I thought that the crucifixion position stopped the diaphram working
>> >properly, meaning that you ultimately suffocated.
>>
>> We need to test this. EOSM?
>
>Hardly a fair test - the chances of anyone dying of thirst at the EOSM are
>rather slim.

Unless it's Champ's round.
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Pip

Nigel Eaton <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> struggled to ejaculate:

>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
><andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> typed

>>Hardly a fair test - the chances of anyone dying of thirst at the EOSM are
>>rather slim.
>
>Unless it's Champ's round.

Well, at a pound a time for each mention of the Place At The Other End
Of The Ferry From Heysham, Champ currently owes the uk.r.m. EOSM
Pissup Fund approx. £2.722.50 (we negotiated on one mention).

Beers are on greybloke.

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UKRMRM#14 TWA#2 BOMB#0

Grimly Curmudgeon

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "AndrewR"
<andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> saying something like:

>Apart from the 2,000 year old dribblings of an 80 year old and a carved
>footprint did they have any other proof?

Hey, sounds convincing to me.

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FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

Nigel Eaton

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip
<pip@ukrm.net> typed
>Nigel Eaton <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> struggled to ejaculate:
>
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
>><andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> typed
>
>>>Hardly a fair test - the chances of anyone dying of thirst at the EOSM are
>>>rather slim.
>>
>>Unless it's Champ's round.
>
>Well, at a pound a time for each mention of the Place At The Other End
>Of The Ferry From Heysham, Champ currently owes the uk.r.m. EOSM
>Pissup Fund approx. £2.722.50 (we negotiated on one mention).
>
>Beers are on greybloke.

Kewl. I think the immediately post-race, wide-eyed "Where's Jurby,
Champ?" line was a little unfair of me in hindsight.

So, we'll leave it at £2721.50, if that's OK with you guys.
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WavyDavy

"mups" <mups@chrisNOTREALADDR.com> wrote in message
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> AndrewR andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
> >
> > [1] Forced by boredom, obviously, rather than forced by a
whip-wielding,
> > leather-clad dominatrix ... that would be quite interesting.
>
> I've never seen the point of all this whip-wielding, spanking lark.