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  #1
Cane
 
Default Bikes that frighten you

My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.

I'm a bit nervous.

http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa2.jpg
http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa1.jpg

 
  #2
Hog
 
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Cane wrote:
> My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.
>
> I'm a bit nervous.
>
> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa2.jpg
> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa1.jpg


Q Platypus emissions

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  #3
Gyp
 
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In message <1183400502.740449.152550@m36g2000hse.googlegroups .com>, Cane
<CaneUKRM@gmail.com> writes
>My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.
>
>I'm a bit nervous.
>
>http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa2.jpg
>http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa1.jpg
>

<Fx: sound of Platy drowning in his own juices>
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  #4
Buzby
 
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Cane wibbled:

> My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.
>
> I'm a bit nervous.
>
> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...view&current=b
> sa2.jpg
> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...view&current=b
> sa1.jpg


GOOWAAAAN!

Assumming it's a B33 - I learnt to ride on one of those without the
side appendage. It used to hinge very nicely in the middle.

For the sake of hygiene, please either tuck yer trousers in your boots
or borrow a pair of bicycle clips.

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  #5
^..^ Lone Wolf
 
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"Cane" <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1183400502.740449.152550@m36g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...

Wotcha.

> My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.
>
> I'm a bit nervous.
>
> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa2.jpg
> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa1.jpg


Hmm. B33, or M33.
Just start it on full retard and you won't go far wrong. . . .it's stopping
the bugger that will scare you.

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  #6
Cane
 
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On 2 Jul, 22:03, "^..^ Lone Wolf" <lonew...@moonshiners.org.uk>

> > My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.

>
> > I'm a bit nervous.

>
>http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...=view&current=...
> >http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...=view&current=...

>
> Hmm. B33, or M33.
> Just start it on full retard and you won't go far wrong. . . .it's stopping
> the bugger that will scare you.


The last thing of his I rode was an A65 Lightning. The gears were on
the right [correct] side of the bike, the brakes were piss poor and it
shat oil everywhere.

I loved it

The outfit, on the other hand is a different matter.

 
  #7
JB
 
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"Cane" <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1183400502.740449.152550@m36g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
> My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.
>
> I'm a bit nervous.
>
> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa2.jpg
> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa1.jpg
>

Work of the Devil himself. Burn it. Burn it *Now*, and thus save you mortal
soul (1) and subsequent broken limbs, misc damage to parked vehicles, third
party liabilites etc.)
If you're going to do 3 wheels, symmetry is all. Having done a year and a
half with a pretty well setup outfit, it would still surprise me to the
point of having to pull over and gibber for a while. Outfits are *truly*
scary things.

(1) Oh it's Cane. As you were....
JB


 
  #8
platypus
 
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Hog wrote:
> Cane wrote:
>> My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.
>>
>> I'm a bit nervous.
>>
>> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa2.jpg
>> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa1.jpg

>
> Q Platypus emissions


I'll bottle some for you if you like: "Platy's Outfit Balm".

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"It was not yet obvious that the war
would bring misery to the whole world,
but it seemed probable that it would do
no one any good - except the contractors.”

 
  #9
platypus
 
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Gyp wrote:
> In message <1183400502.740449.152550@m36g2000hse.googlegroups .com>,
> Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> writes
>> My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.
>>
>> I'm a bit nervous.
>>
>> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa2.jpg
>> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa1.jpg
>>

> <Fx: sound of Platy drowning in his own juices>


Your obsession with my essential unctions is flattering, if unsavoury. It's
a nice-looking outfit, but I'd venture it doesn't have a reverse gear.

--
platypus

"It was not yet obvious that the war
would bring misery to the whole world,
but it seemed probable that it would do
no one any good - except the contractors."

 
  #10
platypus
 
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Cane wrote:
> My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.
>
> I'm a bit nervous.
>
> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa2.jpg
> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa1.jpg


We should meet up for a tutorial on the Ural. Then you can chuck your
mate's outfit around with homoerotic abandon, hand it back to him and say
"Yeah, not bad" as if you've been riding outfits for decades.

--
platypus

"It was not yet obvious that the war
would bring misery to the whole world,
but it seemed probable that it would do
no one any good - except the contractors."

 
  #11
Gyp
 
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In message <Qodii.16220$p8.1135@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk> , platypus
<monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> writes
>Cane wrote:
>> My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try it.
>>
>> I'm a bit nervous.
>>
>> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa2.jpg
>> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa1.jpg

>
>We should meet up for a tutorial on the Ural. Then you can chuck your
>mate's outfit around with homoerotic abandon, hand it back to him and
>say "Yeah, not bad" as if you've been riding outfits for decades.


"That's not outfit riding, it's ditch-surfing with style..."
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  #12
Gyp
 
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In message <8mdii.16218$p8.11017@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk >, platypus
<monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> writes

>Your obsession with my essential unctions is flattering, if unsavoury.
>It's a nice-looking outfit, but I'd venture it doesn't have a reverse
>gear.


You've turned into Dave Swindell, you have
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  #13
platypus
 
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Gyp wrote:
> In message <8mdii.16218$p8.11017@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk >, platypus
> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> writes
>
>> Your obsession with my essential unctions is flattering, if
>> unsavoury. It's a nice-looking outfit, but I'd venture it doesn't
>> have a reverse gear.

>
> You've turned into Dave Swindell, you have


Nonsense. Can Dave Swindell do this?

http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ukr...cd.jpg&.src=ph

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platypus

"It was not yet obvious that the war
would bring misery to the whole world,
but it seemed probable that it would do
no one any good - except the contractors."

 
  #14
platypus
 
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Gyp wrote:
> In message <Qodii.16220$p8.1135@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk> , platypus
> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> writes
>> Cane wrote:
>>> My mate brought this down the pub yesterday and said I should try
>>> it. I'm a bit nervous.
>>>
>>> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa2.jpg
>>> http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...rrent=bsa1.jpg

>>
>> We should meet up for a tutorial on the Ural. Then you can chuck
>> your mate's outfit around with homoerotic abandon, hand it back to
>> him and say "Yeah, not bad" as if you've been riding outfits for
>> decades.

>
> "That's not outfit riding, it's ditch-surfing with style..."


You never really got the hang of it, did you?

--
platypus

"It was not yet obvious that the war
would bring misery to the whole world,
but it seemed probable that it would do
no one any good - except the contractors."

 
  #15
The Older Gentleman
 
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JB <jb@nospam.net> wrote:

> If you're going to do 3 wheels, symmetry is all. Having done a year and a
> half with a pretty well setup outfit, it would still surprise me to the
> point of having to pull over and gibber for a while. Outfits are *truly*
> scary things.


And yet they're about the cheapest vehicle to insure. Crazy.

I would *love* another outfit. When I had the Jawa: this one:-

http://www.chateau.murray.dsl.pipex.com/images/Jawa.jpg

I learned how to negotiate the speed chicanes in sunny Morden's back
streets on the throttle alone.

"Here comes one, so keep it wound on... throttle off NOW!... Bang open
the throttle NOW.... Yippee!"


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  #16
Pete Fisher
 
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In communiqué
<1i0nazz.3c230wo6ssoyN%chateau.murray.takethisout@ dsl.pipex.com>, The
Older Gentleman <chateau.murray.takethisout@dsl.pipex.com> cast forth
these pearls of wisdom
>
>I would *love* another outfit. When I had the Jawa: this one:-
>
>http://www.chateau.murray.dsl.pipex.com/images/Jawa.jpg
>


I fancy Ebay item:200122632441
Oh the temptation. Just as well I have no room for it.

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  #17
christofire
 
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platypus wrote:

> Gyp wrote:
> > In message <8mdii.16218$p8.11017@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk >,
> > platypus
> ><monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> writes
> >
> > > Your obsession with my essential unctions is flattering, if
> > > unsavoury. It's a nice-looking outfit, but I'd venture it doesn't
> > > have a reverse gear.

> >
> > You've turned into Dave Swindell, you have

>
> Nonsense. Can Dave Swindell do this?
>
> http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ukr...r=1497scd&.dnm
> =83fcscd.jpg&.src=ph


No. If he gets that close to a chain he'll implode.

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  #18
platypus
 
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The Older Gentleman wrote:
> JB <jb@nospam.net> wrote:
>
>> If you're going to do 3 wheels, symmetry is all. Having done a year
>> and a half with a pretty well setup outfit, it would still surprise
>> me to the point of having to pull over and gibber for a while.
>> Outfits are *truly* scary things.

>
> And yet they're about the cheapest vehicle to insure. Crazy.


Not a bit of it. Safe, relaxing to drive, not terribly fast.

> I would *love* another outfit. When I had the Jawa: this one:-
>
> http://www.chateau.murray.dsl.pipex.com/images/Jawa.jpg


You need to take an updated version of that photo.

> I learned how to negotiate the speed chicanes in sunny Morden's back
> streets on the throttle alone.
>
> "Here comes one, so keep it wound on... throttle off NOW!... Bang open
> the throttle NOW.... Yippee!"


Heh. I like doing speed bumps at speed...

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"It was not yet obvious that the war
would bring misery to the whole world,
but it seemed probable that it would do
no one any good - except the contractors.”

 
  #19
Danny
 
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MikeH wrote:

> Lift & lower onto some planks with rollers underneath then use slaves to
> get it down the drive.
>


System works great. We moved a heavy Stanley Cast iron range from the
vehicle all the way into the kitchen using several cut up spade
handles as rollers.


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  #20
Pip
 
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On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:35:19 +0100, Danny
<danny@nospam.gaggia-espresso.com> wrote:

>MikeH wrote:
>
>> Lift & lower onto some planks with rollers underneath then use slaves to
>> get it down the drive.


>System works great. We moved a heavy Stanley Cast iron range from the
>vehicle all the way into the kitchen using several cut up spade
>handles as rollers.


Over a gravel drive?

Planks down, rollers between mill and planks - and a winch, I think.

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