BRC

Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the older R1.
Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or errr, cordura's) did
their job and good gloves protected his hand from breakage. Damage to bike
: lhs fairing needs replacing, lights, light brackets, tank dented, poss for
damage and not sure about frame. Looks around £2k worh of damage.

I don't doubt he'll post or follow up with report.

--
Jen
R1

Pip

"BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com> struggled to ejaculate:

>Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the older R1.
>Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or errr, cordura's) did
>their job and good gloves protected his hand from breakage. Damage to bike
>: lhs fairing needs replacing, lights, light brackets, tank dented, poss for
>damage and not sure about frame. Looks around £2k worh of damage.

ARSE. GWS to the lad, and don't be too hard on him, Jen.

How'd it happen, then?

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"BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the
older R1.
> Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or errr,
cordura's) did
> their job and good gloves protected his hand from breakage. Damage
to bike
> : lhs fairing needs replacing, lights, light brackets, tank dented,
poss for
> damage and not sure about frame. Looks around £2k worh of damage.
>


Men, what are they like ;-)

Pass on my GWS.

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MrMoosehead

On Fri, 09 Jul 2004 17:30:36 GMT, "BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com>
wrote:

>Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the older R1.
>Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or errr, cordura's) did
>their job and good gloves protected his hand from breakage. Damage to bike
>: lhs fairing needs replacing, lights, light brackets, tank dented, poss for
>damage and not sure about frame. Looks around £2k worh of damage.
>
>I don't doubt he'll post or follow up with report.

summary.

He's too nice to animals. Hit the car instead. Fell off. Bounced.

Daft bugger is OK though.

Pip

Colin Irvine <Colin.Irvine@spamcop.net> struggled to ejaculate:

>On Fri, 09 Jul 2004 17:30:36 GMT, "BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com>
>squeezed out the following:
>
>>Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning.

>>I don't doubt he'll post or follow up with report.
>
>Silly sod. He should do some sort of advanced riding course.

*snort*

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Ben Blaney

MrMoosehead wrote:

>summary.
>
>He's too nice to animals. Hit the car instead. Fell off. Bounced.

summary.

IAM member's poor observation and anticipation led to accident.

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Beelzebub

Ben Blaney <benblaney@ukrm.net> wrote in message
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> MrMoosehead wrote:
>
> >summary.
> >
> >He's too nice to animals. Hit the car instead. Fell off. Bounced.
>
> summary.
>
> IAM member's poor observation and anticipation led to accident.

Perhaps he over-anticipated.

(GWS btw)

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BRC

"Pip" <pip@ukrm.net> wrote in message
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> "BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com> struggled to ejaculate:
>
> >Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the older R1.
> >Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or errr, cordura's)
did
> >their job and good gloves protected his hand from breakage. Damage to
bike
> >: lhs fairing needs replacing, lights, light brackets, tank dented, poss
for
> >damage and not sure about frame. Looks around £2k worh of damage.
>
> ARSE. GWS to the lad, and don't be too hard on him, Jen.

Would I. Had he been riding my new R1 he'd be a lot worse off by now.

> How'd it happen, then?

Dog walker lots control of her rather large Komodors (very large Hungarian
dog) and a German Shepherd (she was walking 6 dogs in total out in the
fields near here) that ran into the road, car in front had slowed down but
the dogs were out of sight as Paul went to go past the car, but the dogs
decided to run out in front of the bike, he hit the car to the left rather
than the dogs in front & right.

I'm laying in bed been rather ill when I get that dreaded call that everyone
hates 'I've crashed the bike'. I think I made it out of bed, into clothes
and out to him in under 10 minutes! The police in attendance was a decent
guy who I know well (he has dogs and comes into the shop quite a bit), and
the dog walker was cautioned. And we spent a couple of hours in casualty
while they checked Paul over. Bruised hand and a shock.

So my poor baby is currently in Acklams Motorcycles looking forlorn. We get
the results tomorrow on whether its just cosmetic or the frame/forks are
bent.

--
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R1

BRC

"Colin Irvine" <Colin.Irvine@spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:kgkte0p7ka2kbaf58ekaikjg06o0heud3b@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 09 Jul 2004 17:30:36 GMT, "BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com>
> squeezed out the following:
>
> >Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the older R1.
> >Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or errr, cordura's)
did
> >their job and good gloves protected his hand from breakage. Damage to
bike
> >: lhs fairing needs replacing, lights, light brackets, tank dented, poss
for
> >damage and not sure about frame. Looks around £2k worh of damage.
> >
> >I don't doubt he'll post or follow up with report.
>
> Silly sod. He should do some sort of advanced riding course.

*thwap* ;op

We've both learnt that we need to slow down and remember all the advanced
techniques instead of playing silly buggers all the time.

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BRC

"Christofire" <chris@ukrm.org> wrote in message
news:2l82l8Fa3171U1@uni-berlin.de...
> BRC wrote:
>
> > Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the older
> > R1. Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or errr,
> > cordura's) did their job and good gloves protected his hand from
> > breakage. Damage to bike : lhs fairing needs replacing, lights,
> > light brackets, tank dented, poss for damage and not sure about
> > frame. Looks around #2k worh of damage.
> >
> > I don't doubt he'll post or follow up with report.
>
> Pass on a GWS from me.

Will do ta

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BRC

"Molly" <Mollythisbit@ukrm.net> wrote in message
news:2l84f4Fa65u9U1@uni-berlin.de...
> "BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:0DAHc.1224$AM2.374@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
> > Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the
> older R1.
> > Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or errr,
> cordura's) did
> > their job and good gloves protected his hand from breakage. Damage
> to bike
> > : lhs fairing needs replacing, lights, light brackets, tank dented,
> poss for
> > damage and not sure about frame. Looks around £2k worh of damage.
>
> Men, what are they like ;-)

I know, never listen do they ;o)

> Pass on my GWS.

Done

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BRC

"Beelzebub" <charlene_gibsonIHATESPAMMINGBASTARDS@hotmail.co m> wrote in
message news:2l85noF9n6vaU1@uni-berlin.de...
> Ben Blaney <benblaney@ukrm.net> wrote in message
> news:5gnte0hhalrhq218cdcd8r1p5n1i0g6egg@4ax.com...
> > MrMoosehead wrote:
> >
> > >summary.
> > >
> > >He's too nice to animals. Hit the car instead. Fell off. Bounced.
> >
> > summary.
> >
> > IAM member's poor observation and anticipation led to accident.

As I said to someone else, we've both learnt that we've just been getting
back into bad habits again. Refresher training called for I think.

> Perhaps he over-anticipated.
>
> (GWS btw)

Yea, cheers.

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Ginge

In article <LJEHc.22$xX6.19@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net>, BRC says...

> So my poor baby is currently in Acklams Motorcycles looking forlorn.

Funny place to send Paul, that....

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Lozzo

BRC says...

> So my poor baby is currently in Acklams Motorcycles looking forlorn. We get
> the results tomorrow on whether its just cosmetic or the frame/forks are
> bent.

Nice to see you have your priorities sorted.

How was Paul again?

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platypus

BRC wrote:
>
> And we
> spent a couple of hours in casualty while they checked Paul over.
> Bruised hand and a shock.

Bruised his shock as well? Ouch. It'll be all purple and yellow for a week
or two...

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Ballistic

"BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com> had a sudden rush of blood to the
head and wrote in news:YMEHc.26$xX6.18@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net:

>> > IAM member's poor observation and anticipation led to accident.
>
> As I said to someone else, we've both learnt that we've just been
> getting back into bad habits again. Refresher training called for
> I think.

Will that include even more 'backing it in'? Perhaps give Garry McCoy a
ring?

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Oldbloke

BRC wrote:
>>>
>>> Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the
>>> older R1. Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or
>>> errr, cordura's) did their job and good gloves protected his hand
>>> from breakage. Damage to
> bike
>>>> lhs fairing needs replacing, lights, light brackets, tank dented,
>>>> poss
> for
>>> damage and not sure about frame. Looks around £2k worh of damage.
>>
>> ARSE. GWS to the lad, and don't be too hard on him, Jen.
>
> Would I. Had he been riding my new R1 he'd be a lot worse off by now.
>
>> How'd it happen, then?
>
> Dog walker lots control of her rather large Komodors (very large
> Hungarian dog) and a German Shepherd (she was walking 6 dogs in total
> out in the fields near here) that ran into the road, car in front had
> slowed down but the dogs were out of sight as Paul went to go past
> the car, but the dogs decided to run out in front of the bike, he hit
> the car to the left rather than the dogs in front & right.
>
> I'm laying in bed been rather ill when I get that dreaded call that
> everyone hates 'I've crashed the bike'. I think I made it out of
> bed, into clothes and out to him in under 10 minutes! The police in
> attendance was a decent guy who I know well (he has dogs and comes
> into the shop quite a bit), and the dog walker was cautioned. And we
> spent a couple of hours in casualty while they checked Paul over.
> Bruised hand and a shock.
>
> So my poor baby is currently in Acklams Motorcycles looking forlorn.
> We get the results tomorrow on whether its just cosmetic or the
> frame/forks are bent.

Sorry to hear about this bad news, please forward GWS to Paul (and the R1).

Any idea how the claiming bit of this incident is likely to be dealt with,
i.e can the dog walker be held liable (ISTR there being cover under
household insurance for accidents caused by pets, but as I bailed out of the
insurance industry in 1987 things may have changed).

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Stritchy

On Fri, 09 Jul 2004 17:30:36 GMT, "BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com>
wrote:

>Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning.

I doubt the BBC or Guardian will have a 'Large dogs a menace to
road-users' headline.

GWS to both your loved ones ;o)
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HedgeHog

"Oldbloke" <dannospam@yodanet.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> BRC wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning.
>
> Sorry to hear about this bad news, please forward GWS to Paul (and the
R1).

Done, cheers.

> Any idea how the claiming bit of this incident is likely to be dealt with,
> i.e can the dog walker be held liable (ISTR there being cover under
> household insurance for accidents caused by pets, but as I bailed out of
the
> insurance industry in 1987 things may have changed).

She has her own liability insurance as she's a professional dog walker.
Which makes life somewhat easier. We're off in a mo to see what the
situation is at Acklams. Fingers crossed.

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Watch out for alsation called benjy. him run around and pull out on
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HedgeHog

"Ballistic" <ashleySIBERIANHAMSTER@theredline.co.uk> wrote in message
news:Xns952277016C19ashleyREMOVEALLYOURC@212.23.3. 119...
> "BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com> had a sudden rush of blood to the
> head and wrote in news:YMEHc.26$xX6.18@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net:
>
> >> > IAM member's poor observation and anticipation led to accident.
> >
> > As I said to someone else, we've both learnt that we've just been
> > getting back into bad habits again. Refresher training called for
> > I think.
>
> Will that include even more 'backing it in'? Perhaps give Garry McCoy a
> ring?

Hey I taught him everything he knows....in my fluffy pink dream world where
the houses are made of chocolate

--
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R1

Oldbloke

HedgeHog wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning.
>>
>> Sorry to hear about this bad news, please forward GWS to Paul (and
>> the R1).
>
> Done, cheers.
>
>> Any idea how the claiming bit of this incident is likely to be dealt
>> with, i.e can the dog walker be held liable (ISTR there being cover
>> under household insurance for accidents caused by pets, but as I
>> bailed out of the insurance industry in 1987 things may have
>> changed).
>
> She has her own liability insurance as she's a professional dog
> walker. Which makes life somewhat easier. We're off in a mo to see
> what the situation is at Acklams. Fingers crossed.

Hope the prognosis is good.

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Keith

Oldbloke wrote:
> Any idea how the claiming bit of this incident is likely to be dealt with,
> i.e can the dog walker be held liable (ISTR there being cover under
> household insurance for accidents caused by pets, but as I bailed out of the
> insurance industry in 1987 things may have changed).
>

Insurance for my dogs includes third party cover, so if her dogs are
insured...

--
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Triumph Sprint Exec

YTC#1

On Fri, 09 Jul 2004 17:30:36 +0000, BRC wrote:

> Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the older R1.


Pass on GWS please

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steve auvache

BRC wrote
>Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the older R1.
>Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or errr, cordura's) did
>their job and good gloves protected his hand from breakage.

Regular blow jobs improve the healing process. A well known fact.

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Krycek

"BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning.

Ouch!

GWS.

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Fr Jack

"BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com> wrote:

>Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning.

GWS to the spiky one....
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HedgeHog

"Krycek" <nospam00045@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> "BRC" <jenNOSPAMct@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:0DAHc.1224$AM2.374@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
> > Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning.
>
> Ouch!
>
> GWS.

Ok, whats with the name?

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Krycek

> > Ouch!
> >
> > GWS.
>
> Ok, whats with the name?

I'm a member of Military Amnesiacs Anonymous

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Gunga Dan

steve auvache <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> wrote

> BRC wrote
>>Paul had an accident on his way into work this morning. On the older
>>R1. Damage to Paul : bruised hand, shock, but leathers (or errr,
>>cordura's) did their job and good gloves protected his hand from
>>breakage.
>
> Regular blow jobs improve the healing process. A well known fact.


If she's OK with it, you go for it.

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BRC

"Oldbloke" <dannospam@yodanet.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:2l9n05FahutjU1@uni-berlin.de...
> HedgeHog wrote:

> > We're off in a mo to see what the situation is at Acklams. Fingers
crossed.
>
> Hope the prognosis is good.

Well its the fairing thats causing the main problems. But we've chatted
with the guys at Acklams and said we don't really want it written off, the
mileage is quite high and to be fair, its a good bike. So we need to go
back tomorrow and discuss what we're prepared to live with and what
reeeeeeaaaally needs replacing. Once again, fingers crossed. What a thing
to be doing on our wedding anniversary! Sitting in Acklams deciding the
fate of a bike.

Pauls doing well tho, hand is still bruised ans swollen and no other
injuries seem apparent so its off to buy some new gloves now. He's
borrowing a mates bike for a few weeks - a restricted Hornet <g>

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Oldbloke

BRC wrote:
>
>>> We're off in a mo to see what the situation is at Acklams. Fingers
>>> crossed.
>>
>> Hope the prognosis is good.
>
> Well its the fairing thats causing the main problems. But we've
> chatted with the guys at Acklams and said we don't really want it
> written off, the mileage is quite high and to be fair, its a good
> bike. So we need to go back tomorrow and discuss what we're prepared
> to live with and what reeeeeeaaaally needs replacing. Once again,
> fingers crossed. What a thing to be doing on our wedding
> anniversary! Sitting in Acklams deciding the fate of a bike.
>

Heh, an R1 based streetfighter.
I could think of worse things to be doing on a wedding anniversary (it's
mine later this month), perhaps I should take SWMBO for a day out looking at
bikes.

> Pauls doing well tho, hand is still bruised ans swollen and no other
> injuries seem apparent so its off to buy some new gloves now. He's
> borrowing a mates bike for a few weeks - a restricted Hornet <g>

This is good news, sounds like it could have been a lot worse.

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Oldbloke

Oldbloke wrote:
> BRC wrote:
>>
Bad form and all that, but is your clock a bit fast?

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Dr Zoidberg

Oldbloke wrote:
> Oldbloke wrote:
>> BRC wrote:
>>>
> Bad form and all that, but is your clock a bit fast?

Nope , she's on NTL who are time stamping all messages an hour fast.
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