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At last a syndrome tailor made for me
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml As my condition remains undiagnosed I consider it only right and proper that I go off on a crime spree, it isn't my fault, I will not feel guilt and I may be some time. -- steve auvache A Bloo one with built in safety features |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
On 7 Aug, 21:36, steve auvache <dont_s...@thecow.me.uk> wrote:
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml > > As my condition remains undiagnosed I consider it only right and proper > that I go off on a crime spree, it isn't my fault, I will not feel guilt > and I may be some time. I once got given a questionnaire about that. I got bored half way through and didn't fini.... -- Lozzo |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
"steve auvache" <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> wrote in message news:zBjrKOC$eNuGFwFK@auvache.force9.co.uk... > > http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml > > As my condition remains undiagnosed I consider it only right and proper > that I go off on a crime spree, it isn't my fault, I will not feel guilt > and I may be some time. If I had been born more recently I might have claimed this one, but when I was a child we didn't have ADHD we had the stick. John |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
On Tue, 7 Aug 2007 21:36:15 +0100, steve auvache
<dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> wrote: > >http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml Pshaw. S'nothing new. One ukrmer has admitted on here to nicking his son's Ritalin. -- Champ ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle To email me, neal at my domain should work. |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
"steve auvache" <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> wrote in message
news:zBjrKOC$eNuGFwFK@auvache.force9.co.uk > http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml > > As my condition remains undiagnosed I consider it only right and > proper that I go off on a crime spree, it isn't my fault, I will not > feel guilt and I may be some time. This one is almost worth having just for the fun of putting it under the "disabilities" section on application forms. http://www.sleepeducation.com/Disorder.aspx?id=33 -- Tony '04 XL1200C, '95 LS650 OMF#24 |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
TMack wrote:
> "steve auvache" <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> wrote in message > news:zBjrKOC$eNuGFwFK@auvache.force9.co.uk >> http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml >> >> As my condition remains undiagnosed I consider it only right and >> proper that I go off on a crime spree, it isn't my fault, I will not >> feel guilt and I may be some time. > > This one is almost worth having just for the fun of putting it under > the "disabilities" section on application forms. > http://www.sleepeducation.com/Disorder.aspx?id=33 You myoclonic jerk. -- platypus somewhere to go for the night |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
Champ <neal@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
<9mohb3lp6pfpufj37232aa047b52d6793h@4ax.com>: >On Tue, 7 Aug 2007 21:36:15 +0100, steve auvache ><dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> wrote: > >> >>http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml > >Pshaw. S'nothing new. One ukrmer has admitted on here to nicking his >son's Ritalin. Well, yes, but that was for the side effect rather than for any other reason IIRC. -- K75RT, K1100LT, ZXR750H1, 5TA. "We created it, let's take it over" |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
<deadmail@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
news:l80ib3t1r04r8ng8ic6bvgt17ubbj897eg@4ax.com > Champ <neal@champ.org.uk> wrote in message > <9mohb3lp6pfpufj37232aa047b52d6793h@4ax.com>: > >> On Tue, 7 Aug 2007 21:36:15 +0100, steve auvache >> <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> wrote: >> >>> >>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml >> >> Pshaw. S'nothing new. One ukrmer has admitted on here to nicking >> his son's Ritalin. > > Well, yes, but that was for the side effect rather than for any other > reason IIRC. More likely to be for the primary effect rather than "side" effect. In many ways Ritalin (methylphenidate) is similar to cocaine in the way that it affects the brain. The stimulation helps the attention deficit by improving the ability to concentrate. -- Tony '04 XL1200C, '95 LS650 OMF#24 |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
TMack <aonp82@AT.dsl.invalid> wrote;
> http://www.sleepeducation.com/Disorder.aspx?id=33 That's my syndrome that is, It's taken a long time to find it and I'd prefer it undiluted by excessive numbers. -- Denis SprintST1050 Tiger750TR7RV Honda250 traily thing Volvo2.8chop (a project) |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
On Aug 8, 10:43 am, Dentist <D...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> TMack <aon...@AT.dsl.invalid> wrote; > > >http://www.sleepeducation.com/Disorder.aspx?id=33 > > That's my syndrome that is, It's taken a long time to find it and I'd > prefer it undiluted by excessive numbers. >From the article: "If stress triggers exploding head symptoms, then you should consider some form of relaxation. This will help prevent stress and exploding head events." |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
On Aug 8, 11:37 am, ST <simon.top...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 8, 10:43 am, Dentist <D...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote: > > > TMack <aon...@AT.dsl.invalid> wrote; > > > >http://www.sleepeducation.com/Disorder.aspx?id=33 > > > That's my syndrome that is, It's taken a long time to find it and I'd > > prefer it undiluted by excessive numbers. <tries again> >From the article: "If stress triggers exploding head symptoms, then you should consider some form of relaxation. This will help prevent stress and exploding head events." |
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ST <simon.topple@googlemail.com> wrote;
><tries again> It worked the first time. Maybe the pikey swervers are playing up again. I am a very un-stressed person (I even read Des's posts - occasionally). I consider my syndrome an 'added value' component of sleep rather than a disability. -- Denis SprintST1050 Tiger750TR7RV Honda250 traily thing Volvo2.8chop (a project) |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
"Dentist" <DT@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:v1guKB2DBZuGFwlY@valleys.demon.co.uk > TMack <aonp82@AT.dsl.invalid> wrote; >> http://www.sleepeducation.com/Disorder.aspx?id=33 > > That's my syndrome that is, It's taken a long time to find it and I'd > prefer it undiluted by excessive numbers. It actually describes an experience I've had a few times whilst falling asleep. In my case it is a very short loud roaring noise. It has never worried me so I have never bothered to pursue it. I only found out that it has a name yesterday whilst looking looking for something else in a fairly exhaustive list of syndromes. -- Tony '04 XL1200C, '95 LS650 OMF#24 |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
On Tue, 7 Aug 2007 21:36:15 +0100, steve auvache <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk>
wrote in <zBjrKOC$eNuGFwFK@auvache.force9.co.uk>: > http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml > As my condition remains undiagnosed I consider it only right and proper > that I go off on a crime spree, it isn't my fault, I will not feel guilt > and I may be some time. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 7 years to life? -- Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration, Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005 WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon) KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty". |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
In article <slrnfbk4lf.4t3.Ivan.Reid@loki.brunel.ac.uk>, Dr Ivan D. Reid
<Ivan.Reid@brunel.ac.uk> writes >On Tue, 7 Aug 2007 21:36:15 +0100, steve auvache <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> > wrote in <zBjrKOC$eNuGFwFK@auvache.force9.co.uk>: > >> http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml > >> As my condition remains undiagnosed I consider it only right and proper >> that I go off on a crime spree, it isn't my fault, I will not feel guilt >> and I may be some time. > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > 7 years to life? In 7 years I get my pension and thanks to you kids paying for my bus pass I can get a life. I can't wait. -- steve auvache A Bloo one with built in safety features |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
On Wed, 8 Aug 2007 17:06:06 +0100, TMack <>
wrote in <65edndiGxJahdCTbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@pipex.net>: > "Dentist" <DT@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message > news:v1guKB2DBZuGFwlY@valleys.demon.co.uk >> TMack <aonp82@AT.dsl.invalid> wrote; >>> http://www.sleepeducation.com/Disorder.aspx?id=33 >> That's my syndrome that is, It's taken a long time to find it and I'd >> prefer it undiluted by excessive numbers. > It actually describes an experience I've had a few times whilst falling > asleep. In my case it is a very short loud roaring noise. It has never > worried me so I have never bothered to pursue it. I only found out that it > has a name yesterday whilst looking looking for something else in a fairly > exhaustive list of syndromes. I have occasionally had something similar, starting 10-15 years ago in Switzerland, but I've not noticed it lately. Basically, some noise wakes me up -- the doorbell, the 'phone, the alarm, etc. -- but as I'm waking, the rational part of my brain says, "That sounds nothing like your [doorbell|'phone|alarm|etc.]!" and I'm usually back to sleep in short order. It does start the heart pumping but the rational response limits the aggro. -- Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration, Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005 WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon) KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty". |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
On Wed, 8 Aug 2007 20:05:04 +0100, steve auvache <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk>
wrote in <jdkv9LCgPhuGFwma@auvache.force9.co.uk>: > In article <slrnfbk4lf.4t3.Ivan.Reid@loki.brunel.ac.uk>, Dr Ivan D. Reid ><Ivan.Reid@brunel.ac.uk> writes >>On Tue, 7 Aug 2007 21:36:15 +0100, steve auvache <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> >> wrote in <zBjrKOC$eNuGFwFK@auvache.force9.co.uk>: >>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml >>> As my condition remains undiagnosed I consider it only right and proper >>> that I go off on a crime spree, it isn't my fault, I will not feel guilt >>> and I may be some time. >> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >> 7 years to life? > In 7 years I get my pension and thanks to you kids paying for my bus > pass I can get a life. I can't wait. Gee, I get my bus pass in four years. I think... -- Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration, Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005 WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon) KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty". |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
In article <slrnfbka49.4t3.Ivan.Reid@loki.brunel.ac.uk>, Dr Ivan D. Reid
<Ivan.Reid@brunel.ac.uk> writes >On Wed, 8 Aug 2007 20:05:04 +0100, steve auvache <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> > wrote in <jdkv9LCgPhuGFwma@auvache.force9.co.uk>: >> In article <slrnfbk4lf.4t3.Ivan.Reid@loki.brunel.ac.uk>, Dr Ivan D. Reid >><Ivan.Reid@brunel.ac.uk> writes >>>On Tue, 7 Aug 2007 21:36:15 +0100, steve auvache <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> >>> wrote in <zBjrKOC$eNuGFwFK@auvache.force9.co.uk>: > >>>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml > >>>> As my condition remains undiagnosed I consider it only right and proper >>>> that I go off on a crime spree, it isn't my fault, I will not feel guilt >>>> and I may be some time. >>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >>> 7 years to life? > >> In 7 years I get my pension and thanks to you kids paying for my bus >> pass I can get a life. I can't wait. > > Gee, I get my bus pass in four years. I think... I know you look old and wore out beyond your years but I never would have thought you were 61. Or has that black hole you are making next month caused a time inversion that nobody will be telling us about? -- steve auvache A Bloo one with built in safety features |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
On 8 Aug, 17:52, Dentist <D...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> [1] not having a clue what a stroke feels like (thankfully). Weird. It's like someone has chainsawed half your body off down the centreline. It still functions to some extent, but you can't feel what it's doing. At the same time your brain is only working on one side also, which gives a very strange out of body effect. -- Lozzo |
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speedyspic@googlemail.com wrote;
>Weird. It's like someone has chainsawed half your body off down the >centreline. It still functions to some extent, but you can't feel what >it's doing. At the same time your brain is only working on one side >also, which gives a very strange out of body effect. Whilst scary, this gives me some hope. All my immediate family have died of strokes, so I have no personal experience of a stroke being survivable. Given the choice though, I think I'll stick with the explosions. -- Denis SprintST1050 Tiger750TR7RV Honda250 traily thing Volvo2.8chop (a project) |
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Re: At last a syndrome tailor made for me
In message <slrnfbka49.4t3.Ivan.Reid@loki.brunel.ac.uk>, Dr Ivan D. Reid
<Ivan.Reid@brunel.ac.uk> writes >On Wed, 8 Aug 2007 20:05:04 +0100, steve auvache <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> > wrote in <jdkv9LCgPhuGFwma@auvache.force9.co.uk>: >> In article <slrnfbk4lf.4t3.Ivan.Reid@loki.brunel.ac.uk>, Dr Ivan D. Reid >><Ivan.Reid@brunel.ac.uk> writes >>>On Tue, 7 Aug 2007 21:36:15 +0100, steve auvache <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> >>> wrote in <zBjrKOC$eNuGFwFK@auvache.force9.co.uk>: > >>>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/prog...adult_qa.shtml > >>>> As my condition remains undiagnosed I consider it only right and proper >>>> that I go off on a crime spree, it isn't my fault, I will not feel guilt >>>> and I may be some time. >>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >>> 7 years to life? > >> In 7 years I get my pension and thanks to you kids paying for my bus >> pass I can get a life. I can't wait. > > Gee, I get my bus pass in four years. I think... > Uk.rec.zimmerframes ----------------->> that way -- geoff |
