Pip

On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 18:13:12 -0000, Whinging Courier
<markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>In uk.rec.motorcycles, Pip said:
>
>> I'm *really* confused now. Where's the soap?
>
>Yes it does, doesn't it?

Ba-doom, tish!

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Lozzo

Previously on usenet, marina said...
> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 21:15:29 -0000, "'Hog" <invalid@ukrm.net> wrote:
>
> >Lozzo wrote:
> >> Previously on usenet, 'Hog said...
> >>> Lozzo wrote:
> >>>> Previously on usenet, 'Hog said...
> >>>>> Owen wrote:
> >>>>>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 09:16:22 -0000, Ginge
> >>>>>> <gingeSPAMDECOY@stopthevoices.org.uk> wrote:
>
> >>>> I'll send my ex-wife round to see you.
> >>>
> >>> NP. I'll scoop out another 3ft tomorrow.
> >>
> >> Make it 5 foot, she's a fat biffer now. Went from a size 10/12 when I
> >> married her, to at least a size 16/18 now. I'm well shot of that one,
> >> I can tell you.
> >
> >{{shudder}}
>
> Oi! There's nowt wrong with a buxom 16/18. That's me that is. And I
> went from a size 22. Now that was fat.

That's fine if you're on the way down from a 22 and credit to you. But
she's on her way up to a 30, believe me.

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>That's optimism for you. Wait 'til tomorrow.

And....?
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Grimly Curmudgeon

On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 18:06:51 +0000, Nigel Eaton
<nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote:

<of Ellycam>

>I am surrounded by idiots.

<waves>

>"Pip washing his own bum". Better[1]?

Urgh.

>[1] Or worse, depending.

Quite.

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pseudoplatypus

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
> On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 18:06:51 +0000, Nigel Eaton
> <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> <of Ellycam>
>
>>I am surrounded by idiots.
>
> <waves>
>
>>"Pip washing his own bum". Better[1]?
>
> Urgh.

Very. Bog-brush at both ends comes to mind.

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Anne Jackson

The message <pan.2004.03.04.20.22.58.758396@ytc1.co.uk>
from YTC#1 <ukrm@ytc1.co.uk> contains these words:
> On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:51:01 +0000, Anne Welsh Jackson wrote:
> > On Wed, 03 Mar 2004 21:52:38 +0000, YTC#1 <ukrm@ytc1.co.uk> wrote:

> >>What is it about that name ....
> >
> > That was my first reaction......

> And where have they gone ?

Molly, Melanie and Lisa? Haven't seen or heard of them for ages...

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sweller

'Hog wrote:

> > http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_term.htm
>
> LOL, yes I can search around too.

You mean it was a rhetorical question....?

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marina

On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 18:22:22 -0000, Lozzo <lozzo@speedyspic.co.uk>
wrote:

>Previously on usenet, marina said...
>> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 21:15:29 -0000, "'Hog" <invalid@ukrm.net> wrote:

>> Oi! There's nowt wrong with a buxom 16/18. That's me that is. And I
>> went from a size 22. Now that was fat.
>
>That's fine if you're on the way down from a 22 and credit to you. But
>she's on her way up to a 30, believe me.

Sadly, I seem to have stopped at that - I think it's my natural
shape/weight. I'd love to get down to a 12, but I manage that once and
couldn't keep it there. With the larger ladies, you can tell if it's
meant (I think) because then it looks kinda right, and the face isn't
that floppy-jowled huge moon on top of their shoulders. I used to know
a girl who was huge (a size 26 I think), but quite attractive because
of that.

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jsp

Molly wrote:

> <snip my little gems>

Changed your mind, then ;-)

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Veggie Meldrew

Molly <Alan.T.Gowerthisbit@ukrm.net> wrote the following literary
masterpiece:
>Are you talking about "Wheelies are Good for you"?

Wheelies *are* good for you [1] - I've spent all day doing 'em and I
feel great

[1] Except when you're getting so high you start to empty your sump into
your airbox, which then spews oil all over your rear wheel...

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