AndrewR

On 3 Aug, 14:58, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
> Hog <hogS...@freenetchips.co.uk> wrote:

> > God would be OK as long as he was into bikes, women and booze
>
> Well He _did_ create them ..

Nah, I think the opposition takes credit for all 3 of those.

Des

AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> On 3 Aug, 14:58, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>> Hog <hogS...@freenetchips.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> > God would be OK as long as he was into bikes, women and booze
>>
>> Well He _did_ create them ..
>
> Nah, I think the opposition takes credit for all 3 of those.

I refer Sir to Isiah 45:7 ...

D.
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des | 'trop d'la balle, j'kiffe grave!'
BMW K100-LT

Des

osvif@my-deja.com wrote:
> On Aug 3, 10:28 am, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>> Hog <hogS...@freenetchips.co.uk> wrote:
>> > Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>> >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
>> >> <n...@champ.org.uk> typed
>> >>> On Thu, 2 Aug 2007 23:36:20 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>> >>> <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>>
>> >>>> The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his
>> >>>> burns. That means he's not feeling pain any more.
>>
>> >>>> What a shame.
>>
>> >>> Why such animosity?
>>
>> >> <shrug>
>>
>> >> He and his ilk want to see me dead or joining them in living my life
>> >> according to the rules of a sky-fairy. He tried to kill lots of
>> >> people, and only succeeded in killing himself. I don't really feel
>> >> much towards him at all, TBH.
>>
>> >> But I'm not sorry he's unable to have another go.
>>
>> > He should have been nursed back to full health.
>>
>> > Tried in a court of law and if found guilty.... interrogated brutally then
>> > hanged publically.
>>
>> > You see, I am *FAR* more Jewish then Des ;o)
>>
>> You get my vote for the third millenium's Sanhredin...
>>
> Third? Des you have become Christian?

Strangely enough, no.

Actually, it's rather amusing to see Ace and TOG make _total_ prats of
themselves, apparently (to extrapolate) claiming that I go to all this
trouble (eating only kosher, Synagogue every Chabbat, Torah classes on a
Tuesday evening, wearing the kippa, mezouza on the front door, MSN in
Hebrew...) to maintain some charade that I'm Jewish.

Anyone else who tried to convince UKRM that the _blindingly_ evident was
not in fact true, would be ridiculed. But Ace and TOG are in Level I, so
they're cool.

Now allow me to skin up in peace .. c'est dur de faire les deux en même
temps. :-\

D.
--
des | 'trop d'la balle, j'kiffe grave!'
BMW K100-LT

Eiron

Des wrote:
> osvif@my-deja.com wrote:

>> Third? Des you have become Christian?
>
> Strangely enough, no.
>
> Actually, it's rather amusing to see Ace and TOG make _total_ prats of
> themselves, apparently (to extrapolate) claiming that I go to all this
> trouble (eating only kosher, Synagogue every Chabbat, Torah classes on a
> Tuesday evening, wearing the kippa, mezouza on the front door, MSN in
> Hebrew...) to maintain some charade that I'm Jewish.

I thought your Jewish charade was so you could work in the local Jewish
school
and stay in Paris as the government wanted to send you to the provinces
after you got such bad marks in your teacher-training exams.

--
Eiron.

Grimly Curmudgeon

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Wicked Uncle Nigel
<wun@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> saying something like:

>The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his burns.
>
>That means he's not feeling pain any more.
>
>What a shame.

So much for Bungle, what about Zippy?
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

Tim

In message <1vrbo4-6cc.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des
<des@yahoo.fr> writes
>osvif@my-deja.com wrote:
>> On Aug 3, 10:28 am, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>>> Hog <hogS...@freenetchips.co.uk> wrote:
>>> > Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>>> >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
>>> >> <n...@champ.org.uk> typed
>>> >>> On Thu, 2 Aug 2007 23:36:20 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>> >>> <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>> The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his
>>> >>>> burns. That means he's not feeling pain any more.
>>>
>>> >>>> What a shame.
>>>
>>> >>> Why such animosity?
>>>
>>> >> <shrug>
>>>
>>> >> He and his ilk want to see me dead or joining them in living my life
>>> >> according to the rules of a sky-fairy. He tried to kill lots of
>>> >> people, and only succeeded in killing himself. I don't really feel
>>> >> much towards him at all, TBH.
>>>
>>> >> But I'm not sorry he's unable to have another go.
>>>
>>> > He should have been nursed back to full health.
>>>
>>> > Tried in a court of law and if found guilty.... interrogated
>>> >brutally then
>>> > hanged publically.
>>>
>>> > You see, I am *FAR* more Jewish then Des ;o)
>>>
>>> You get my vote for the third millenium's Sanhredin...
>>>
>> Third? Des you have become Christian?
>
>Strangely enough, no.
>

Ok, just thought that you ran on a different calendar. Of course you
could be one of the group (sorry I forget the proper name) who accepted
Jesus and stayed in the Jewish tradition.

[snip]

--
Tim
http://www.pitfieldbeershop.co.uk/

Des

Tim <tim@nospam.osvif.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In message <1vrbo4-6cc.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des
> <des@yahoo.fr> writes
>>osvif@my-deja.com wrote:
>>> On Aug 3, 10:28 am, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>>>> Hog <hogS...@freenetchips.co.uk> wrote:
>>>> > Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>>>> >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
>>>> >> <n...@champ.org.uk> typed
>>>> >>> On Thu, 2 Aug 2007 23:36:20 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>>> >>> <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>>> The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his
>>>> >>>> burns. That means he's not feeling pain any more.
>>>>
>>>> >>>> What a shame.
>>>>
>>>> >>> Why such animosity?
>>>>
>>>> >> <shrug>
>>>>
>>>> >> He and his ilk want to see me dead or joining them in living my life
>>>> >> according to the rules of a sky-fairy. He tried to kill lots of
>>>> >> people, and only succeeded in killing himself. I don't really feel
>>>> >> much towards him at all, TBH.
>>>>
>>>> >> But I'm not sorry he's unable to have another go.
>>>>
>>>> > He should have been nursed back to full health.
>>>>
>>>> > Tried in a court of law and if found guilty.... interrogated
>>>> >brutally then
>>>> > hanged publically.
>>>>
>>>> > You see, I am *FAR* more Jewish then Des ;o)
>>>>
>>>> You get my vote for the third millenium's Sanhredin...
>>>>
>>> Third? Des you have become Christian?
>>
>>Strangely enough, no.
>>
>
> Ok, just thought that you ran on a different calendar. Of course you
> could be one of the group (sorry I forget the proper name) who accepted
> Jesus and stayed in the Jewish tradition.

I'll fry my testicles in non-kosher oil before I'll do that.

D.

--
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BMW K100-LT

Tim

In message <uj3co4-ar.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des
<des@yahoo.fr> writes
>Tim <tim@nospam.osvif.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> In message <1vrbo4-6cc.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des
>> <des@yahoo.fr> writes
>>>osvif@my-deja.com wrote:
>>>> On Aug 3, 10:28 am, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>>>>> Hog <hogS...@freenetchips.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>> > Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>>>>> >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
>>>>> >> <n...@champ.org.uk> typed
>>>>> >>> On Thu, 2 Aug 2007 23:36:20 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>>>> >>> <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >>>> The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his
>>>>> >>>> burns. That means he's not feeling pain any more.
>>>>>
>>>>> >>>> What a shame.
>>>>>
>>>>> >>> Why such animosity?
>>>>>
>>>>> >> <shrug>
>>>>>
>>>>> >> He and his ilk want to see me dead or joining them in living my life
>>>>> >> according to the rules of a sky-fairy. He tried to kill lots of
>>>>> >> people, and only succeeded in killing himself. I don't really feel
>>>>> >> much towards him at all, TBH.
>>>>>
>>>>> >> But I'm not sorry he's unable to have another go.
>>>>>
>>>>> > He should have been nursed back to full health.
>>>>>
>>>>> > Tried in a court of law and if found guilty.... interrogated
>>>>> >brutally then
>>>>> > hanged publically.
>>>>>
>>>>> > You see, I am *FAR* more Jewish then Des ;o)
>>>>>
>>>>> You get my vote for the third millenium's Sanhredin...
>>>>>
>>>> Third? Des you have become Christian?
>>>
>>>Strangely enough, no.
>>>
>>
>> Ok, just thought that you ran on a different calendar. Of course you
>> could be one of the group (sorry I forget the proper name) who accepted
>> Jesus and stayed in the Jewish tradition.
>
>I'll fry my testicles in non-kosher oil before I'll do that.
>
Do you want garlic with that or just plain oil?
--
Tim
http://www.pitfieldbeershop.co.uk/

Des

Tim <tim@nospam.osvif.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In message <uj3co4-ar.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des
> <des@yahoo.fr> writes
>>Tim <tim@nospam.osvif.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>> In message <1vrbo4-6cc.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des
>>> <des@yahoo.fr> writes
>>>>osvif@my-deja.com wrote:
>>>>> On Aug 3, 10:28 am, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>>>>>> Hog <hogS...@freenetchips.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>> > Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>>>>>> >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
>>>>>> >> <n...@champ.org.uk> typed
>>>>>> >>> On Thu, 2 Aug 2007 23:36:20 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>>>>> >>> <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>> The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his
>>>>>> >>>> burns. That means he's not feeling pain any more.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>> What a shame.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>> Why such animosity?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> <shrug>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> He and his ilk want to see me dead or joining them in living my life
>>>>>> >> according to the rules of a sky-fairy. He tried to kill lots of
>>>>>> >> people, and only succeeded in killing himself. I don't really feel
>>>>>> >> much towards him at all, TBH.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >> But I'm not sorry he's unable to have another go.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > He should have been nursed back to full health.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > Tried in a court of law and if found guilty.... interrogated
>>>>>> >brutally then
>>>>>> > hanged publically.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > You see, I am *FAR* more Jewish then Des ;o)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You get my vote for the third millenium's Sanhredin...
>>>>>>
>>>>> Third? Des you have become Christian?
>>>>
>>>>Strangely enough, no.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Ok, just thought that you ran on a different calendar. Of course you
>>> could be one of the group (sorry I forget the proper name) who accepted
>>> Jesus and stayed in the Jewish tradition.
>>
>>I'll fry my testicles in non-kosher oil before I'll do that.
>>
> Do you want garlic with that or just plain oil?

Harissa.

D.
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des | 'trop d'la balle, j'kiffe grave!'
BMW K100-LT

Grimly Curmudgeon

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Ferger <terferger@gmail.com> saying
something like:

>Wicked Uncle Nigel secured a place in history by writing:
>
>> The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his burns.
>
>An 'acquaintance' who is close to his situation told me he was near enough
>dead when they brought him in - but the janitors needed to poke him with
>sticks until the very best in modern life-support systems failed him, just
>in case he blurted something interesting. Or suffered prolonged pain. One
>or the other, I don't remember.

Indeed. It is a testament to the Burns Unit that they could keep the
bastard alive for so long, the sleekit beastie.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

Mark Olson

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember Ferger <terferger@gmail.com> saying
> something like:
>
>
>>Wicked Uncle Nigel secured a place in history by writing:
>>
>>
>>>The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his burns.
>>
>>An 'acquaintance' who is close to his situation told me he was near enough
>>dead when they brought him in - but the janitors needed to poke him with
>>sticks until the very best in modern life-support systems failed him, just
>>in case he blurted something interesting. Or suffered prolonged pain. One
>>or the other, I don't remember.
>
>
> Indeed. It is a testament to the Burns Unit that they could keep the
> bastard alive for so long, the sleekit beastie.

Excellent.

--
'01 SV650SK1 '99 EX250-F13 '98 ZG1000-A13
OMF #7

Paul Corfield

On Fri, 3 Aug 2007 13:11:12 +0100, Phil Launchbury
<phill@launchbury.org.uk> wrote:

>In article <f8v2ec$6ba$1@registered.motzarella.org>, Hog wrote:
>> Phil Launchbury wrote:
>>> In article <u29bo4-1cb.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des wrote:
>>>> Hog <hogSPAM@freenetchips.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> You get my vote for the third millenium's Sanhredin...
>>>
>>> Pharisee or Sadducee?
>>>
>>> Hog - do you believe in angels and resurrection?
>>
>> Angels, yes but perhaps not in the same context.
>
>A Pharisee then. I'll put you down on the 'authoritatian, likes a bit
>of cash, not modernist' bench then.

A bit of cash? More like shedloads.

Authoritarian and not modernist sound fine though.
--
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BOD#5, two#4, BOTAFOT#23, BOTAFOF#4, URMSBC#09, COFF#09
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Paul Corfield

On Fri, 3 Aug 2007 11:03:08 +0100, "Hog" <hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk>
wrote:

>The Older Gentleman wrote:
>> Hog <hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> You see, I am *FAR* more Jewish then Des ;o)
>>
>> So are my cats. And?
>
>ROFL
>
>Your cats have more personality than Des too TBF

They're certainly more frightening and intimidating than Des. "And *who*
do you think you are turning up on *our* doorstep without an offering of
dead mouse?"

It wouldn't surprise me if one of them was actually running the country
given the attitude they display.
--
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VFR800 | ZX6R | R1150GS
BOD#5, two#4, BOTAFOT#23, BOTAFOF#4, URMSBC#09, COFF#09
Admits to working for London Underground!

Timo Geusch

Paul Corfield wrote:

> On Fri, 3 Aug 2007 11:03:08 +0100, "Hog" <hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> > The Older Gentleman wrote:
> >> Hog <hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> wrote:
> > >
> >>> You see, I am FAR more Jewish then Des ;o)
> > >
> >> So are my cats. And?
> >
> > ROFL
> >
> > Your cats have more personality than Des too TBF
>
> They're certainly more frightening and intimidating than Des. "And who
> do you think you are turning up on our doorstep without an offering of
> dead mouse?"

You must be doing something wrong then. Every time they see me, one of
them seems to think "oh, jolly good, there's this sucker again that'll
pet me and doesn't mind if he ends up getting covered in cat hair".

--
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Triumph T-Bird chop | K1100LT BOTAFOF #33 TWA#10
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platypus

Tim wrote:
> In message <1vrbo4-6cc.ln1@alt-activism-death-penalty.org>, Des
> <des@yahoo.fr> writes
>> osvif@my-deja.com wrote:
>>> On Aug 3, 10:28 am, Des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>>>> Hog <hogS...@freenetchips.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>> Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>>>>>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
>>>>>> <n...@champ.org.uk> typed
>>>>>>> On Thu, 2 Aug 2007 23:36:20 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>>>>>> <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>> The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from
>>>>>>>> his burns. That means he's not feeling pain any more.
>>>>
>>>>>>>> What a shame.
>>>>
>>>>>>> Why such animosity?
>>>>
>>>>>> <shrug>
>>>>
>>>>>> He and his ilk want to see me dead or joining them in living my
>>>>>> life according to the rules of a sky-fairy. He tried to kill
>>>>>> lots of people, and only succeeded in killing himself. I don't
>>>>>> really feel much towards him at all, TBH.
>>>>
>>>>>> But I'm not sorry he's unable to have another go.
>>>>
>>>>> He should have been nursed back to full health.
>>>>
>>>>> Tried in a court of law and if found guilty.... interrogated
>>>>> brutally then
>>>>> hanged publically.
>>>>
>>>>> You see, I am *FAR* more Jewish then Des ;o)
>>>>
>>>> You get my vote for the third millenium's Sanhredin...
>>>>
>>> Third? Des you have become Christian?
>>
>> Strangely enough, no.
>>
>
> Ok, just thought that you ran on a different calendar. Of course you
> could be one of the group (sorry I forget the proper name) who
> accepted Jesus and stayed in the Jewish tradition.

Kdaptists?

--
platypus

"fastidious and precise"

Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
<monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed
>Tim wrote:
>>>
>> Ok, just thought that you ran on a different calendar. Of course you
>> could be one of the group (sorry I forget the proper name) who
>> accepted Jesus and stayed in the Jewish tradition.
>
>Kdaptists?

<snarl>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

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Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

Beav

"steve auvache" <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> wrote in message
news:TIqzYEGR8lsGFwRv@auvache.force9.co.uk...
> In article <46b25cfc$0$1631$ed2619ec@ptn-nntp-reader02.plus.net>,
> Higgins <the.best.names.are.gone@gmail.com> writes
>>Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>>> The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his burns.
>>>
>>> That means he's not feeling pain any more.
>>>
>>> What a shame.
>>>
>>I bet he hasn't found any virgins either. Must be disappointing.
>
> Do they have a different heaven from the rest of us like the papists do?
> Cos if they don't he is going to be right pissed off to find out that
> god is middle class and English and I dare say god will be more than a
> bit pissed of with him for not damaging any porrigewogs. Not a place I
> would like to spend eternity if I was in his shoes.

He left his shoes at the airport IIRC.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

Grimly Curmudgeon

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "platypus"
<monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> saying something like:

>Kdaptists?

Pentaxers?
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

Wicked Uncle Nigel

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
<monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed
>Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
>> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed
>>> I'd settle for "Speaker-to-Ewoks".
>> <examines *really* long claw in a casual manner>
>> You might want to stock up on Boosterspice and make sure your
>>autodoc
>> is working properly.
>
><trundles rapidly away on outfit>

<calculates straight-line trajectory through the monotreme's wayward
course>

<strolls across in a casual manner>

Hello.

--
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WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

platypus

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed
>> Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
>>> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed
>>>> I'd settle for "Speaker-to-Ewoks".
>>> <examines *really* long claw in a casual manner>
>>> You might want to stock up on Boosterspice and make sure your
>>> autodoc
>>> is working properly.
>>
>> <trundles rapidly away on outfit>
>
> <calculates straight-line trajectory through the monotreme's wayward
> course>
>
> <strolls across in a casual manner>
>
> Hello.

<brakes, ineffectually>
<runs over WUN>

--
platypus

"fastidious and precise"

Mo

On Aug 2, 11:38 pm, Higgins <the.best.names.are.g...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> > The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his burns.
>
> > That means he's not feeling pain any more.
>
> > What a shame.
>
> I bet he hasn't found any virgins either. Must be disappointing.

I'm not sure how many Virgins he'd expected to find in Glasgow.

--
Mo

raden

In message <f8uiji$1lt$1@registered.motzarella.org>, Hog
<hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> writes
>Champ wrote:
>> On Thu, 2 Aug 2007 23:36:20 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>> <wun@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> The guy who drove his Jeep into Glasgow Airport has died from his
>>> burns.
>>>
>>> That means he's not feeling pain any more.
>>>
>>> What a shame.
>>
>> Why such animosity?
>
>Curiously I would rather he had survived.
>Might have been useful to get into his mind some.
>
>Did you notice how the Iranians upped the "retribution" game yesterday with
>public hangings.
>
Vanessa Phelps was on breakfast TV

"Would you liked to have been there as the heads dropped in the basket
?"

.... err ?

--
geoff

deadmail@burnt.org.uk

raden <raden@kateda.org> wrote in message
<iW+0UFQmAjtGFw+$@ntlworld.com>:

>In message <f8uiji$1lt$1@registered.motzarella.org>, Hog
><hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> writes
>>Did you notice how the Iranians upped the "retribution" game yesterday with
>>public hangings.
>>
>Vanessa Phelps was on breakfast TV
>
>"Would you liked to have been there as the heads dropped in the basket
>?"
>
>... err ?

Well, if they didn't calculate the weight/neck muscle thing properly
it's likely that people would have been decapitated (or conversely
strangled), if the former possibly the heads might have been caught in
baskets.
--
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I know I aint doing much,
doing nothing means a lot to me.

Eiron

deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:
> raden <raden@kateda.org> wrote in message
> <iW+0UFQmAjtGFw+$@ntlworld.com>:
>
>> In message <f8uiji$1lt$1@registered.motzarella.org>, Hog
>> <hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> writes
>>> Did you notice how the Iranians upped the "retribution" game yesterday with
>>> public hangings.
>>>
>> Vanessa Phelps was on breakfast TV
>>
>> "Would you liked to have been there as the heads dropped in the basket
>> ?"
>>
>> ... err ?
>
> Well, if they didn't calculate the weight/neck muscle thing properly
> it's likely that people would have been decapitated (or conversely
> strangled), if the former possibly the heads might have been caught in
> baskets.

I thought the Iranians liked to hang people slowly.

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deadmail@burnt.org.uk

Eiron <E1ron@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<5hmrevF3m2ud6U3@mid.individual.net>:

>deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:

>> Well, if they didn't calculate the weight/neck muscle thing properly
>> it's likely that people would have been decapitated (or conversely
>> strangled), if the former possibly the heads might have been caught in
>> baskets.
>
>I thought the Iranians liked to hang people slowly.

I've not made a study of such things.
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Eiron <E1ron@hotmail.com> wrote:
> deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:
>> raden <raden@kateda.org> wrote in message
>> <iW+0UFQmAjtGFw+$@ntlworld.com>:
>>
>>> In message <f8uiji$1lt$1@registered.motzarella.org>, Hog
>>> <hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> writes
>>>> Did you notice how the Iranians upped the "retribution" game yesterday with
>>>> public hangings.
>>>>
>>> Vanessa Phelps was on breakfast TV
>>>
>>> "Would you liked to have been there as the heads dropped in the basket
>>> ?"
>>>
>>> ... err ?
>>
>> Well, if they didn't calculate the weight/neck muscle thing properly
>> it's likely that people would have been decapitated (or conversely
>> strangled), if the former possibly the heads might have been caught in
>> baskets.
>
> I thought the Iranians liked to hang people slowly.

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raden

In message <7odcb3po5u2s9rpnlauap13sglqpn27vtu@4ax.com>,
deadmail@burnt.org.uk writes
> raden <raden@kateda.org> wrote in message
><iW+0UFQmAjtGFw+$@ntlworld.com>:
>
>>In message <f8uiji$1lt$1@registered.motzarella.org>, Hog
>><hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> writes
>>>Did you notice how the Iranians upped the "retribution" game yesterday with
>>>public hangings.
>>>
>>Vanessa Phelps was on breakfast TV
>>
>>"Would you liked to have been there as the heads dropped in the basket
>>?"
>>
>>... err ?
>
>Well, if they didn't calculate the weight/neck muscle thing properly
>it's likely that people would have been decapitated (or conversely
>strangled), if the former possibly the heads might have been caught in
>baskets.

No, look, you're getting technical here

It was Vanessa Phelps

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vulgarandmischevious

On Sun, 05 Aug 2007 21:49:30 +0100 Eiron wrote:

>deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:
>> raden <raden@kateda.org> wrote in message
>> <iW+0UFQmAjtGFw+$@ntlworld.com>:
>>
>>> In message <f8uiji$1lt$1@registered.motzarella.org>, Hog
>>> <hogSPAM@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> writes
>>>> Did you notice how the Iranians upped the "retribution" game yesterday with
>>>> public hangings.
>>>>
>>> Vanessa Phelps was on breakfast TV
>>>
>>> "Would you liked to have been there as the heads dropped in the basket
>>> ?"
>>>
>>> ... err ?
>>
>> Well, if they didn't calculate the weight/neck muscle thing properly
>> it's likely that people would have been decapitated (or conversely
>> strangled), if the former possibly the heads might have been caught in
>> baskets.
>
>I thought the Iranians liked to hang people slowly.

Some [0] of the public hangings are where the condemned has the noose
around their neck, and a crane has the other end of the rope and slowly
lifts them up. That strikes me as grotesque and appalling.


[0] Don't know the proportion.


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Andy Bonwick

On Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:54:16 -0600, vulgarandmischevious
<vulgarandmischevious@gmail.com> wrote:

snip>

>Some [0] of the public hangings are where the condemned has the noose
>around their neck, and a crane has the other end of the rope and slowly
>lifts them up. That strikes me as grotesque and appalling.
>
Especially if they're doing a mass execution and decide to swing about
50 at the same time using just the one crane. I suppose using
different lengths of rope could make it a bit exciting for the last
person in the air.

Cab

deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:

> >> Well, if they didn't calculate the weight/neck muscle thing
> properly >> it's likely that people would have been decapitated (or
> conversely >> strangled), if the former possibly the heads might have
> been caught in >> baskets.
> >
> > I thought the Iranians liked to hang people slowly.
>
> I've not made a study of such things.

It's actually quite an art to do it properly, if you've read
explanations by Pierrpoint.

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Cab wrote:

> It's actually quite an art to do it properly, if you've read
> explanations by Pierrpoint.

I've said it before - I recommend the Timothy Spall film about
Pierrepoint.

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Cab

Cab wrote:

> deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:
>
> > >> Well, if they didn't calculate the weight/neck muscle thing
> > properly >> it's likely that people would have been decapitated (or
> > conversely >> strangled), if the former possibly the heads might
> > have been caught in >> baskets.
> > >
> > > I thought the Iranians liked to hang people slowly.
> >
> > I've not made a study of such things.
>
> It's actually quite an art to do it properly, if you've read
> explanations by Pierrpoint.

Or Pierrepoint too.

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