George Dance

Three Drowned French Cats

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baloney

On Jun 10, 10:12 am, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
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Are you sure they aren't francophones from Ontario?

George Dance

On Jun 10, 7:29 am, baloney <k...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Jun 10, 10:12 am, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
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> Are you sure they aren't francophones from Ontario?


I suppose it would increase the chances of this poem's publication in
Canada if I made them Canadian cats. (How does "Three Cats Drowned in
Trois Rivieres" sound?) But only from zilch to almost zilch.

Sherrie Lee

On Jun 10, 10:12 am, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
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And a partridge
in a pear tree!

George Dance

On Jun 10, 7:37 am, Sherrie Lee <sherriel...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jun 10, 10:12 am, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
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> And a partridge
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No. Been done.

Barbara's Cat

baloney said:

> George Dance wrote:
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> Are you sure they aren't francophones from Ontario?


? I thought it was George doing an impression
of Mousy doing a bad impression of The Count.

http://pbskids.org/sesame/images/count_05.gif


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Cm~

"The poet is a man who lives at last by watching his moods.
An old poet comes at last to watch his moods as narrowly
as a cat does a mouse."
- Henry David Thoreau

George Dance

On Jun 10, 7:45 am, Barbara's Cat <c...@NOSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
> baloney said:
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> > George Dance wrote:
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> > > Three Drowned French Cats
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> > Are you sure they aren't francophones from Ontario?
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> ? I thought it was George doing an impression
> of Mousy doing a bad impression of The Count.
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> http://pbskids.org/sesame/images/count_05.gif
>


Just trying to write something that (AFAIK) has never been written
before. Which worked, IMO; it's far more effective written than as a
verbal joke.

I'll admit that, when I close my eyes and think about the poem, I can
imagine the Count as the speaker.



> --
> Cm~
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> "The poet is a man who lives at last by watching his moods.
> An old poet comes at last to watch his moods as narrowly
> as a cat does a mouse."
> - Henry David Thoreau

OB

On Jun 10, 9:12 am, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
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They should have stayed on the Gay Parterre:

http://www.rickwalton.com/folktale/wells056.htm

George Dance

On Jun 10, 12:38 pm, OB <nevilemo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jun 10, 9:12 am, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
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> They should have stayed on the Gay Parterre:
> http://www.rickwalton.com/folktale/wells056.htm


It's a Gay Parterre? No wonder there are fairies at the bottom of our
garden!
www.theotherpages.org/poems/fyleman.html

Dennis M. Hammes

Barbara's Cat wrote:

> baloney said:
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>>George Dance wrote:
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>>>Three Drowned French Cats
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>>Are you sure they aren't francophones from Ontario?
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> ? I thought it was George doing an impression
> of Mousy doing a bad impression of The Count.
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> http://pbskids.org/sesame/images/count_05.gif
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He was being 9th-grade Cute.
"Un, deux, trois cat sank."

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Sherrie Lee

On Jun 10, 10:41 am, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> On Jun 10, 7:37 am, Sherrie Lee <sherriel...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > On Jun 10, 10:12 am, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
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> > > Three Drowned French Cats
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> > And a partridge
> > in a pear tree!
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> No. Been done.

Oui. Il est un impression de la travesti, Eddie Izzard.

(Un? Une? La? Le? Du? Oy... Non, maird! I mean, mallard duck!)

quack.

seriously, cute.

It took Dennis 'splaining it a fore I got it. Doh.

Ronald 'More-More' Moshki

On Jun 15, 2:40 pm, "Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
> Ronald 'More-More' Moshki wrote:
> > On Jun 14, 6:26 pm, baloney <k...@mindspring.com> wrote:
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> >>On Jun 14, 1:15 pm, Ronald 'More-More' Moshki <sector_f...@yahoo.com>
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> >>>On Jun 10, 10:12 am, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
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> >>>How about three cats lived and the attempted
> >>>drowner was:
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> >>>burned alive or
> >>>burried alive?
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> >>>Go with the latter.
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> >>Who said the cats were drowned intentionally by a human drowner? This
> >>is a joke, a wacky bilingual pun-rebus. Let's rename this Three French
> >>Cats Fell in a Well but Got Pulled Out by a Convenient Rescuer Before
> >>They Drown. Clumsy, but the joke is intact with out killing the cats.- Hide quoted text -
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> > Much better, baloney. vegan, right?
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> Vegan baloney? Soy curd? Cat fat?
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Dennis does negotiate for one quarter of a small brain.