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  #1
Will Dockery
 
Default "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> Nor anything to defend it with.


Ah, but what happened to your toy sword and imaginary baseball bat,
Uncle Hammes?

--
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paintings of Will Dockery, the Poet Laureate of Shadowville. The group
represents a vision for a multi-faceted arts ensemble..."
-Dennis Beck

"The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Dockery-Mallard-Beck:
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  #2
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"Will Dockery" <will.dockery@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1179580831.856452.11050@u30g2000hsc.googlegro ups.com...
>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
> >
> > Nor anything to defend it with.

>
> Ah, but what happened to your toy sword and imaginary baseball bat,
> Uncle Hammes?



Why are you gay, Will?


 
  #3
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>
> Why are you gay, Will?


Whether I am or not, what's it to you?

--
"Mirror Twins" by W. Dockery-B. Fowler:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

"Hasty Pudding" by W. Dockery-H. Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


 
  #4
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"Will Dockery" <will.dockery@knology.net> wrote in message
news:2af9$4650974f$18d62320$22035@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> >
> > Why are you gay, Will?

>
> Whether I am or not, what's it to you?



So you *are* gay then. Not like that comes as a surprise to anyone.


 
  #5
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:

>
> > > Why are you gay, Will?

> >
> > Whether I am or not, what's it to you?

>
> So you *are* gay then. Not like that comes as a surprise to anyone.


No, I asked why it matters to you whether I am or not?

--
"Mirror Twins" by W. Dockery-B. Fowler:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

"Hasty Pudding" by W. Dockery-H. Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


 
  #6
Amadeus Jinn
 
Default Will's continual, and boring "gay question"


"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" <GodBuilt1999@Yahoo.com> wrote in message news:f305pn07p5@drn.newsguy.com...

Will:
>>I asked "Whether I am or not, what's it to you?"

>
> but you're rather defensive about the question. all the subtext of yours
> messages reads defensiveness on that subject.


Sounds more like he his bored with the topic.
I know I am.

Why not drop it?


--
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(800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE,
Usenet Porn.)



 
  #7
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
 
Default Re: Will's continual, and boring "gay question"


"Amadeus Jinn" <a-jinn@here.nu> wrote in message
news:m8OdnQ9d-r3bMs7bnZ2dnUVZ_gqdnZ2d@giganews.com...
>
> "On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" <GodBuilt1999@Yahoo.com> wrote in

message news:f305pn07p5@drn.newsguy.com...
>
> Will:
> >>I asked "Whether I am or not, what's it to you?"

> >
> > but you're rather defensive about the question. all the subtext of yours
> > messages reads defensiveness on that subject.

>
> Sounds more like he his bored with the topic.
> I know I am.
>
> Why not drop it?
>


You mean the way Will drops his pants in the stall of the Shadowville Burger
King?


"Giggity!"


 
  #8
Barbara's Cat
 
Default Re: "Shadowy Seedwaste Boys" by GooberDuck-Fouler

On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built said:

> Meat Plow says...


[ Duck's quacking snipped ]

> >Will, you being gay is nothing to be ashamed of. I know a couple gay
> >chicks that play softball with my GF and they are more open and friendly
> >than most of the straight girls. So once again, don't fear it.

>
> well, ya know, MP, he does live in the gigantically ignorant American south, so
> i would imagine being openly gay where he lives might be a little scary.
>
> but certainly here in this newsgroup, no one cares one way or the other.
>
> most sincerely,
>
> GodBuilt



Most compassionate and understanding.
And of course, ever so tolerant, ...

well, except for duckism.


--
Cm~

How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".

 
  #9
Amadeus Jinn
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" <GodBuilt1999@Yahoo.com> wrote in message news:f3484f02kma@drn.newsguy.com...

> well, ya know, MP, he does live in the gigantically ignorant American south, so
> i would imagine being openly gay where he lives might be a little scary.
>
> but certainly here in this newsgroup, no one cares one way or the other.


Be somewhat nice to find a gay guy to collect various porn types
that I can't deal with.

I should look harder, but life is hard.


--
-------------------------------------------
AJ - http://ClitIns.Com e In.
(800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE,
Usenet Porn.)

>
> most sincerely,
>
> GodBuilt
>
>
> --
> -----------------------------------------------
> "I like to drink, I like to drive, I like to think all of the Jews got out of
> the Holocaust alive, my name is Mel, and can't you tell, I like Tequila!"
>
> Denis Leary



 
  #10
Dennis M. Hammes
 
Default Re: "Shadowy Seedwaste Boys" by GooberDuck-Fouler

Barbara's Cat wrote:

> On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built said:
>
>
>>Meat Plow says...

>
>
> [ Duck's quacking snipped ]
>
>
>>>Will, you being gay is nothing to be ashamed of. I know a couple gay
>>>chicks that play softball with my GF and they are more open and friendly
>>>than most of the straight girls. So once again, don't fear it.

>>
>>well, ya know, MP, he does live in the gigantically ignorant American south, so
>>i would imagine being openly gay where he lives might be a little scary.
>>
>>but certainly here in this newsgroup, no one cares one way or the other.
>>
>>most sincerely,
>>
>>GodBuilt

>
>
>
> Most compassionate and understanding.
> And of course, ever so tolerant, ...
>
> well, except for duckism.
>


What?? GB not tolerant of duckism?
If you saw the baby with a gun in his mouth and his twitchy
fingers on the trigger, would you be "tolerant of his rights" or
would you slap his face right off the barrel as fast and accurately
as you could?
Dockery sucks far more (and less, yes) dangerous weapons than
Daddy's Gun every day, some every time his mouth flies open.

If he'd just accept what he is and suck what he really wants to suck,
he'd probably even get paid for it or have a real home.

--
-------(m+
~/)_|
I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon.
http://scrawlmark.org
 
  #11
Barbara's Cat
 
Default Re: "Shadowy Seedwaste Boys" by GooberDuck-Fouler

Dennis M. Hammes <scrawlmark@arvig.net> said:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built said:
> >
> >>Meat Plow says...

> >
> > [ Duck's quacking snipped ]
> >
> >>>Will, you being gay is nothing to be ashamed of. I know a couple gay
> >>>chicks that play softball with my GF and they are more open and friendly
> >>>than most of the straight girls. So once again, don't fear it.
> >>
> >>well, ya know, MP, he does live in the gigantically ignorant American south, so
> >>i would imagine being openly gay where he lives might be a little scary.
> >>
> >>but certainly here in this newsgroup, no one cares one way or the other.
> >>
> >>most sincerely,
> >>
> >>GodBuilt

> >
> > Most compassionate and understanding.
> > And of course, ever so tolerant, ...
> >
> > well, except for duckism.

>
> What?? GB not tolerant of duckism?
> If you saw the baby with a gun in his mouth and his twitchy
> fingers on the trigger, would you be "tolerant of his rights" or
> would you slap his face right off the barrel as fast and accurately
> as you could?
> Dockery sucks far more (and less, yes) dangerous weapons than
> Daddy's Gun every day, some every time his mouth flies open.
>
> If he'd just accept what he is and suck what he really wants to suck,
> he'd probably even get paid for it or have a real home.


Duck commits suicide with his every post and
others keep telling him "Fall down already."
But Duck being Duck, he zombielike continues
quacking his own over-dramatized walking dead
scene like those seen in low-budget B movies.
Seriously, who's needed here is Marie LaVeau.

--
Cm~
























 
  #12
Dennis M. Hammes
 
Default Re: "Shadowy Seedwaste Boys" by GooberDuck-Fouler

Barbara's Cat wrote:

>
> Duck commits suicide with his every post and
> others keep telling him "Fall down already."
> But Duck being Duck, he zombielike continues
> quacking his own over-dramatized walking dead
> scene like those seen in low-budget B movies.
> Seriously, who's needed here is Marie LaVeau.
>


Instead, we have the Showskank Contraption.

--
-------(m+
~/)_|
I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon.
http://scrawlmark.org
 
  #13
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler

"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote:
>
> dockery, you're the one who constantly has to comment on the issue.


Only when the "issue" is brought up every few days, and my comment
remains:

"So, whether I am or not, what's it to you?"

> no one cares if you're gay, why not accept that?


Sure, why not?

--
"...there are five native American art forms that we've given to the
world: Jazz, of course. Musical comedy as we know it today. The
detective story as crafted by Poe. The banjo. And comic books."
-Harlan Ellison

"Mirror Twins" by W. Dockery-B. Fowler:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

"Hasty Pudding" by W. Dockery-H. Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


 
  #14
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Erectile Dysfunctions" by Dockery-Fowler


"Will Dockery" <will.dockery@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1180281476.291046.4040@u30g2000hsc.googlegrou ps.com...
> "On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote:
> >
> > dockery, you're the one who constantly has to comment on the issue.

>
> Only when the "issue" is brought up every few days,




Look who's bringing it up NOW.



> and my comment
> remains:
>
> "So, whether I am or not, what's it to you?"



There's no "whether" about it.


>
> > no one cares if you're gay, why not accept that?

>
> Sure, why not?



Good atttitude, queer.


 
  #15
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"Will Dockery" <will.dockery@knology.net> wrote in message
news:3d727$465c83c4$18d62320$4060@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote
> > "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > > "On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote:

> >
> > > > dockery, you're the one who constantly has to comment on the issue.
> > >
> > > Only when the "issue" is brought up every few days,

> >
> > Look who's bringing it up NOW.

>
> Wrong again,



You always are.





> > > and my comment remains:
> > >
> > > "So, whether I am or not, what's it to you?"

> >
> > There's no "whether" about it.

>
> Yeah there is, since I'm [COUGH!]... [COUGH! [COUGH!] gay

[AAAAAAAAACHOO!].


'Scuse me...must be allergies or something.




>
> > > > no one cares if you're gay, why not accept that?
> > >
> > > Sure, why not?

> >
> > Good atttitude, queer.

>
> So, you're a homophobe,



I'm a word that sounds like another word but is spelled differently?


 
  #16
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"Amadeus Jinn" wrote:
>
> Be somewhat nice to find a gay guy to collect various porn types
> that I can't deal with.
>
> I should look harder, but life is hard.


Maybe Michael Cook could lend you his collection...

--
"Ozone Stigmata" (the video):
Will Dockery -vocal
Henry Conley -guitar
Brian Fowler -mandolin
Produced and recorded at Echobeast Studios by Brian Fowler, images compiled
by A. Jinn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc

"The Ride (Combat Zone)" (the video)
Shadowville All-Stars
Recorded at SoHo
Columbus, GA 31907
Video by Janis Petersen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZ3VAmNTWc

> AJ - http://ClitIns.Com e In.
> (800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE,
> Usenet Porn.)



 
  #17
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
><Hammes' bitter rant snipped>
>
> while the Prizes for Literature went
> to anyone who could manage to put three
> words in a row before having to hit the
> carriage return to prove it was a PO-wem.


And you're angry because they overlooked your Berryman swipes and homophobic
limericks.

"We know."

--
"Mirror Twins" by W. Dockery-B. Fowler:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

"Hasty Pudding" by W. Dockery-H. Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


 
  #18
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler

On Jun 5, 3:50 am, "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

>
> >><Hammes' bitter rant snipped>

>
> "Bitter rant."


Yeah... "We know."

You're pretty obvious about your bitterness over your present and
future obscurity.

> Poor baby doesn't even recognise a parody of his own Great God
> Ginsberg.


I recognize your jealousy of successful poets like Ginsberg... and so
many of your betters.

> >>while the Prizes for Literature went
> >>to anyone who could manage to put three
> >>words in a row before having to hit the
> >>carriage return to prove it was a PO-wem.

>
> > And you're angry because they overlooked your Berryman swipes and homophobic
> > limericks.

>
> Prizes in Literature are not awarded for Nine-Finger Exercises.


Certainly not for the crap you write, as you know by now.

> Gold Stars are, maybe.
> Poor baby. Can't even get a Gold Star for his Lifetime
> Achievement Performance Arts.


I suppose I could award /myself/, as you've done at least once, right?

--
"Mirror Twins" by W. Dockery-B. Fowler:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

"Hasty Pudding" by W. Dockery-H. Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


 
  #19
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > I recognize your jealousy of successful poets like Ginsberg... and so
> > many others who are your betters.

>
> Ginsberg /had/ no "success" beyond what Ferlinghetti handed him on a
> beer tray and the LCD handed him in free publicity.


Like I wrote, I recognize your jealousy of successful poets like Ginsberg...
and so many others who are your betters.

--
"Mirror Twins" by W. Dockery-B. Fowler:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

"Hasty Pudding" by W. Dockery-H. Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery





 
  #20
Barbara's Cat
 
Default Re: "Shadowy Seedwaste Boys" by GooberDuck-Fouler

Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

> jealousy of successful poets


--
Cm~

How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".

 
  #21
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: "Shadowville Speedway Blues" by Dockery-Fowler


"jack austin" wrote:
>
> i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving
> hysterical naked,
> dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn
> looking for an angry fix,...
> ginsberg -


Yeah... as PJR says, "Hard to beat the classics..."

--
"Mirror Twins" by W. Dockery-B. Fowler:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

"Hasty Pudding" by W. Dockery-H. Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


 
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