Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance

On Jun 4, 4:37 pm, Rob Evans wrote:
>
> You can't be accused of chopped up art - yours ooooooooooooozes.

Smooth, we call it in America... thanks for the "critique".

Now here's mine of your "work":

You /you/ whistle-lisp your dreary chopped up prose (which many would
say "is not a poem") in "performances" that sound like you have a
mouth full of mush:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram

Which explains why you've come to be known as "Mush-Mouth".

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> You give third rate a bad name.

You give poetry a bad name, stud.

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Amadeus Jinn wrote:

> "Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:qIwOOlBAlyZGFwub@mla001.demon.co.uk...
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>>You give third rate a bad name.
>
>
> You give poetry a bad name, stud.
>

You give cripples a bad name, lump.

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> Amadeus Jinn wrote:
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>> "Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:qIwOOlBAlyZGFwub@mla001.demon.co.uk...
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>>
>>
>>>You give third rate a bad name.
>>
>>
>> You give poetry a bad name, stud.
>>
>
> You give cripples a bad name, lump.

You go, poet.

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On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:12:14 -0700, Will Dockery
<will.dockery@gmail.com> wrote:

> "performances" that sound like you have a
> mouth full of mush:

Please tell me that Will "Zorro" Dockery isn't
accusing someone of blathering unintelligibly into
a microphone.

Best regards,

Colin

In message <8-adnY5z-8ZC0vrbnZ2dnUVZ_qGjnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus Jinn
<a-jinn@here.nu> writes
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>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:qIwOOlBAlyZGFwub@mla001.demon.co.uk...
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>>
>> You give third rate a bad name.
>
>You give poetry a bad name, stud.
>
And you give poetry a wide berth, poor Tom.

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In article <dneg639kmlff96o82c9png9o5sjtb4v77n@4ax.com>, Colin Ward says...
>
>On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:12:14 -0700, Will Dockery
><will.dockery@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> "performances" that sound like you have a
>> mouth full of mush:
>
> Please tell me that Will "Zorro" Dockery isn't
>accusing someone of blathering unintelligibly into
>a microphone.

clearly dockery has reached the apogee of his pathetic delusions.

and what's cool is he doesn't know what apogee means.

Most sincerely,

God "I come to you with strange fire
I make an offering of love
The incense of my soul is burned
By the fire in my blood
I come with a softer answer
To the questions that lie in your path
I want to harbor you from the anger
Find a refuge from the wrath

This is a message
A message of love
Love that moves from the inside out
Love that never grows tired
I come to you with strange fire
Fire

Mercenaries of the shrine
Now who are you to speak for god
With haughty eyes and lying tongues
And hands that shed innocent blood
Now who delivered you the power
To interpret calvary
You gamble away our freedom
To gain your own authority

Find another state of mind
You know its time we all learned
To grab hold
Strange fire burns
With the motion of love

When you learn to love yourself
You will dissolve all the stones that are cast
Now you will learn to burn the icing sky
To melt the waxen mask
I said to have the gift of true release
This is a peace that will take you higher
Oh I come to you with my offering
I bring you strange fire

This is a message
A message of love
Love that moves from the inside out
Love that never grows tired
I come to you with strange fire
Fire
Fire
I come to you with strange fire "Built

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"Colin Ward" wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > Your whistle-lisp your dreary chopped up prose > > (which many would say
"is not a poem") in
> > "performances" that sound like you have a
> > mouth full of mush:
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram
>
> Please tell me that Will "Zorro" Dockery isn't
> accusing someone of blathering unintelligibly into > a microphone.

Hey, speaking of "blathering into a microphone" (not to mention plunking an
out-of-tune guitar), I notice that you've finally deleted your collection of
online songs, Colin... always enjoyed listening to those from
time-to-time...

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> In message <8-adnY5z-8ZC0vrbnZ2dnUVZ_qGjnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus Jinn <a-jinn@here.nu> writes
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>>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:qIwOOlBAlyZGFwub@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>>
>>
>>>
>>> You give third rate a bad name.
>>
>>You give poetry a bad name, stud.
>>
> And you give poetry a wide berth, poor Tom.

You give poetry a bad name, stud.
Keep it up.

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In message <n6GdnQXc2p1QKPXbnZ2dnUVZ_hKdnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus Jinn
<a-jinn@here.nu> writes
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>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:05VZSIBYwDaGFwHB@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <8-adnY5z-8ZC0vrbnZ2dnUVZ_qGjnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus
>>Jinn <a-jinn@here.nu> writes
>>>
>>>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>news:qIwOOlBAlyZGFwub@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> You give third rate a bad name.
>>>
>>>You give poetry a bad name, stud.
>>>
>> And you give poetry a wide berth, poor Tom.
>
>You give poetry a bad name, stud.

One more ook for the set, Poor Tom.

Rob

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"OB" wrote:
>
> If you want to convince people Rob has a speech defect,

The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound he produces may not be a speech defect
but actually is just an example of an unexceptionable performer of no
special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptionable
"poem"... in fact you just agreed with me in the sentence fragment below:

> posting a link which shows Rob to have a perfectly
> unexceptionable

Yes:

http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67

Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
unremarkable.

"Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
/and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/ "performances" that sounds like he has
a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
/unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"):

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram

Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance" of
an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose" that
many would say is "not a poem".

Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptionable poet and performer.

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"Will Dockery" <will.dockery@knology.net> wrote in message
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>an unexceptionable performer

a what kind of performer?

"Renay" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> a what kind of performer?

Rob Evans?

Unexceptional to the bone:

http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67

Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
unremarkable.

"Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
/and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/"performances" that sounds like he has
a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
/unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"):

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram

Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance" of
an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose" that
many would say is "not a poem".

Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley (video):
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"The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Will Dockery-Dennis Beck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc

On Jun 8, 2:09 pm, "Will Dockery" <will.dock...@knology.net> wrote:
> "OB" wrote:
>
> > If you want to convince people Rob has a speech defect,
>
> The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound he produces may not be a speech defect
> but actually is just an example of an unexceptionable performer of no
> special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptionable
> "poem"... in fact you just agreed with me in the sentence fragment below:
>
> > posting a link which shows Rob to have a perfectly
> > unexceptionable
>
> Yes:
>
> http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67

Er, Dockery...

Definitions as per http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unexceptionable

"unexceptionAL": not superior, run-of-the-mill
"unexceptionABLE": not open to any objection or criticism

Whether or not you think Rob's recitation is unexceptionAL, the fact
that you claim I "agreed with you" when I described his accent as
unexceptionABLE - a completely different word - demonstrates what can
only be described as a disturbing inability to read beyond the level
one might expect of a somewhat retarded nine-year-old.

It also throws some light on your various other claims of people
"agreeing with you" about this and that. Evidently, "agreeing", in
Duckrish, means "using a word I've never heard of which I am able to
mistake for another word which I sort of think I understand".

Seeing a boorish (no, not the same as "boring" - look it up)
illiterate moron like yourself attempt to pass judgment on the work of
others who actually learned something at school is, however, one of
the funnier spectacles of Usenet. Keep it up.

>
> Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
> cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
> ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
> unremarkable.
>
> "Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
> /and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/ "performances" that sounds like he has
> a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
> /unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"):
>
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram
>
> Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance" of
> an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose" that
> many would say is "not a poem".
>
> Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptionable poet and performer.
>
> --
> "Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley (video):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc
>
> "The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Will Dockery-Dennis Beck:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc

In article <YrudncrU6fAlWPTbnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d@comcast.com>, Renay says...
>
>
>"Will Dockery" <will.dockery@knology.net> wrote in message
>news:31bc9$4669a964$18d62320$17491@KNOLOGY.NET. ..
>
>>an unexceptionable performer
>
>a what kind of performer?

pretty hilarious, huh?

more hilarious is that he doesn't know it.

ya can't buy entertainment this good.

Most sincerely,

God "His Unexceptionablistness" Built

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"Will Dockery" <will.dockery@knology.net> wrote in message
news:961df$4669ca95$18d62320$2178@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
> "Renay" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> a what kind of performer?
>
> Rob Evans?
>
> Unexceptional to the bone:

but that's not what you said.

you said he was an unexceptionable performer

you're dumb.

Renay

"OB" wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2:09 pm, "Will Dockery" wrote:
> > "OB" wrote:
>
> > > If you want to convince people Rob has a speech defect,
> >
> > The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound he produces may not be a speech
defect
> > but actually is just an example of an unexceptionable performer of no
> > special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptionable
> > "poem"... in fact you just agreed with me in the sentence fragment
below:
> >
> > > posting a link which shows Rob to have a perfectly
> > > unexceptionable
> >
> > Yes:
> >
> > http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67
>
> Er, Dockery...
>
> Definitions as per http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unexceptionable
>
> "unexceptionAL": not superior, run-of-the-mill
> "unexceptionABLE": not open to any objection or criticism
>
> Whether or not you think Rob's recitation is unexceptionAL, the fact

Whether Rob's poetry performance is dreary blubbering gunkmouthed
whistle-lisping is a "fact" or not is debatable... that's /my/ critique of
it.

If you disagree, then write your own critique.

> > Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
> > cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
> > ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock,
undistinguished,
> > unremarkable.
> >
> > "Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
> > /and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/ "performances" that sounds like he
has
> > a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
> > /unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"):
> >
> > http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram
> >
> > Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/
"performance" of
> > an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose"
that
> > many would say is "not a poem".
> >
> > Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptionable poet and performer.

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"The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Will Dockery-Dennis Beck:
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in article 1181338642.775849.248370@m36g2000hse.googlegroups. com, OB at
nevilemoofe@yahoo.com wrote on 6/8/07 5:37 PM:

> On Jun 8, 2:09 pm, "Will Dockery" <will.dock...@knology.net> wrote:
>> "OB" wrote:
>>
>>> If you want to convince people Rob has a speech defect,
>>
>> The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound he produces may not be a speech defect
>> but actually is just an example of an unexceptionable performer of no
>> special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptionable
>> "poem"... in fact you just agreed with me in the sentence fragment below:
>>
>>> posting a link which shows Rob to have a perfectly
>>> unexceptionable
>>
>> Yes:
>>
>> http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67
>
> Er, Dockery...
>
> Definitions as per http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unexceptionable
>
> "unexceptionAL": not superior, run-of-the-mill
> "unexceptionABLE": not open to any objection or criticism

It isn't funny if you have to explain it.

>
> Whether or not you think Rob's recitation is unexceptionAL, the fact
> that you claim I "agreed with you" when I described his accent as
> unexceptionABLE - a completely different word - demonstrates what can
> only be described as a disturbing inability to read beyond the level
> one might expect of a somewhat retarded nine-year-old.

Bofus of the words are identical in the toofless Souf dialects.

>
> It also throws some light on your various other claims of people
> "agreeing with you" about this and that. Evidently, "agreeing", in
> Duckrish, means "using a word I've never heard of which I am able to
> mistake for another word which I sort of think I understand".
>
> Seeing a boorish (no, not the same as "boring" - look it up)
> illiterate moron like yourself attempt to pass judgment on the work of
> others who actually learned something at school is, however, one of
> the funnier spectacles of Usenet. Keep it up.
>
>
>>
>> Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
>> cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
>> ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
>> unremarkable.
>>
>> "Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
>> /and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/ "performances" that sounds like he has
>> a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
>> /unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"):
>>
>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram
>>
>> Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance" of
>> an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose" that
>> many would say is "not a poem".
>>
>> Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptionable poet and performer.
>>
>> --
>> "Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley
>> (video):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc
>>
>> "The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Will Dockery-Dennis
>> Beck:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc
>
>

On Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:04:56 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:

> Whether Rob's poetry performance is dreary blubbering gunkmouthed
> whistle-lisping is a "fact" or not is debatable... that's /my/ critique of
> it.

Remember, and this is very simple for even a drunken mumbling fool like
you to understand Will. "Your critique means less than nothing."

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On Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:02:39 -0700, Renay wrote:

>
> "Will Dockery" <will.dockery@knology.net> wrote in message
> news:961df$4669ca95$18d62320$2178@KNOLOGY.NET...
>>
>> "Renay" wrote:
>>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>>
>>> a what kind of performer?
>>
>> Rob Evans?
>>
>> Unexceptional to the bone:
>
> but that's not what you said.
>
> you said he was an unexceptionable performer
>
> you're dumb.
>
> Renay

You know, Will's opinions and critique really mean less than nothing. They
are however enjoyable to make fun of him with.

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In article <C28F4D5C.513CA%leichtes@bellsouth.net>, Stuart Leichter says...
>
>in article 1181338642.775849.248370@m36g2000hse.googlegroups. com, OB at
>nevilemoofe@yahoo.com wrote on 6/8/07 5:37 PM:
>
>> On Jun 8, 2:09 pm, "Will Dockery" <will.dock...@knology.net> wrote:
>>> "OB" wrote:
>>>
>>>> If you want to convince people Rob has a speech defect,
>>>
>>> The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound he produces may not be a speech defect
>>> but actually is just an example of an unexceptionable performer of no
>>> special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptionable
>>> "poem"... in fact you just agreed with me in the sentence fragment below:
>>>
>>>> posting a link which shows Rob to have a perfectly
>>>> unexceptionable
>>>
>>> Yes:
>>>
>>> http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67
>>
>> Er, Dockery...
>>
>> Definitions as per http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unexceptionable
>>
>> "unexceptionAL": not superior, run-of-the-mill
>> "unexceptionABLE": not open to any objection or criticism
>
>It isn't funny if you have to explain it.

no, Stu-boo, it's still funny.

as all hell.

next crackerboy will tell us how ungratiful Rob is.

or how disreputationist he is.

or no, crackerboy can tell us how unclairvoyantal Rob's reading style is.

or perhaps he can entertain us with his rhetorincy regarding Rob's work.

no, Stu-boo, any way this is cut it still remains hilarious.

most sincerely,

GodBuilt

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In article <109e78.lj5.19.3@news.alt.net>, Meat Plow says...
>
>On Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:04:56 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:
>
>> Whether Rob's poetry performance is dreary blubbering gunkmouthed
>> whistle-lisping is a "fact" or not is debatable... that's /my/ critique of
>> it.
>
>Remember, and this is very simple for even a drunken mumbling fool like
>you to understand Will. "Your critique means less than nothing."

not at all, MeatPlow! i'm sure dockery feels his "critique" (pause for certain
laughter) is emancipultational.

really.

most sincerely,

GodBuilt

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Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

> "OB" wrote:
>
> > If you want to convince people Rob has a speech defect,
>
> The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound he produces may not be a speech defect
> but actually is just an example of an unexceptionable performer of no
> special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptionable
> "poem"... in fact you just agreed with me in the sentence fragment below:
>
> > posting a link which shows Rob to have a perfectly
> > unexceptionable
>
> Yes:
>
> http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67

Q: What happens when a Shadowian Goober Duck
attempts using a dictionary?

A: See post above.

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"you're dumb. shut up."
- Renay gives Dockery
some good advice.
(22 Jan 2006)

"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:L9mWjICV$XaGFwhQ@mla001.demon.co.uk...
> In message <n6GdnQXc2p1QKPXbnZ2dnUVZ_hKdnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus Jinn <a-jinn@here.nu> writes
>>
>>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:05VZSIBYwDaGFwHB@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message <8-adnY5z-8ZC0vrbnZ2dnUVZ_qGjnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus Jinn <a-jinn@here.nu> writes
>>>>
>>>>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:qIwOOlBAlyZGFwub@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You give third rate a bad name.
>>>>
>>>>You give poetry a bad name, stud.
>>>>
>>> And you give poetry a wide berth, poor Tom.
>>
>>You give poetry a bad name, stud.
>
> One more ook for the set, Poor Tom.

Doubtful, stud.

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"Renay" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> >> a what kind of performer?
> >
> > Rob Evans?
> >
> > Unexceptional to the bone:
>
> but that's not what you said.

Read the title of this thread, then.

> you said he was an unexceptionable performer

That was a typo.

OB led me to the perfect description of Evans' performance style through
/his/ mistake, since one listen to Evans' gunkmouthed reading makes it
clear:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram

Rob Evans is unexceptional to the bone.

http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67

Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
unremarkable.

"Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
/and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/"performances" that sounds like he has
a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
/unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem").

Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance" of
an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose" that
many would say is "not a poem".

Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley (video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc

"The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Will Dockery-Dennis Beck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc

"Amadeus Jinn" wrote
> "Rob Evans" wrote
>
> > You give third rate a bad name.
>
> You give poetry a bad name, stud.

Many would say Evans' chopped up prose is "not a poem"... not to mention
being of "no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
unremarkable."

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley (video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc

"The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Will Dockery-Dennis Beck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc

"Will Dockery" <will.dockery@knology.net> wrote in message
news:c262$466a4f56$18d62320$1395@KNOLOGY.NET...
> "Renay" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> >> a what kind of performer?
>> >
>> > Rob Evans?
>> >
>> > Unexceptional to the bone:
>>
>> but that's not what you said.
>
> Read the title of this thread, then.
>
>> you said he was an unexceptionable performer
>
> That was a typo.

sure it was, Pinocchio.

sincearittably,

Renay

Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

> Renay wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "The Imbecile" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > Renay wrote:
> > >
> > > > a what kind of performer?
> > >
> > > Rob Evans?
> > >
> > > Unexceptional to the bone:
> >
> > but that's not what you said.
>
> Read the title of this thread, then.

The title: "Two Watches/draft//jk"; that is,
until you chanced it to meet your delusion.

> > you said he was an unexceptionable performer
>
> That was a typo.
>
> OB led me to the perfect description of Evans' performance style through
> /his/ mistake

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Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

> Evans' chopped up prose is "not a poem"... not to mention
> being of "no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
> cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
> ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
> unremarkable.

"bad reviews == jealous reactions."
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and quacks like a duck,
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On Jun 9, 1:57 am, "Will Dockery" <will.dock...@knology.net> wrote:

>
> Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
> cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
> ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
> unremarkable.

Will, haven't you humiliated yourself enough already for one day
(week, year, lifetime)?

So far you've managed to confuse two words even a bright nine-year-old
would tell apart on sight, even if he didn't know what they meant.
You've also managed to confuse a thesaurus with a dictionary, you've
contradicted your own thesis (since a few posts ago you were claiming
Rob's delivery was /exceptional/ in its alleged departure from what
you consider correct enunciation, and now you're telling us it's
"standard") - and all this while your desperate claims that I "agreed"
with you, that Rob's diction has "come to be known", and that "many
people would consider" proclaim your recognition that your own
opinions are valueless unless they can be shown to be shared by
others.

Will, you're a laughing stock, and what's funny is that you don't seem
to even realise this.

Keep going.

> "Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptionable poet and performer."

"Renay" <renayspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:QJ-dnTRFcfZ7CffbnZ2dnUVZ_hadnZ2d@comcast.com...
>
> "Will Dockery" <will.dockery@knology.net> wrote in message news:c262$466a4f56$18d62320$1395@KNOLOGY.NET...
>> "Renay" wrote:
>>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>>
>>> >> a what kind of performer?
>>> >
>>> > Rob Evans?
>>> >
>>> > Unexceptional to the bone:
>>>
>>> but that's not what you said.
>>
>> Read the title of this thread, then.
>>
>>> you said he was an unexceptionable performer
>>
>> That was a typo.
>
> sure it was, Pinocchio.

Back 40 years ago we got our pizza's at "Pinocchio's"
in Media PA.

--
AJ - http://Here.Nu
http://Midis.Here.Nu
http://Art.Here.Nu

>
> sincearittably,
&g

	#1
Will Dockery	Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance On Jun 4, 4:37 pm, Rob Evans wrote: > > You can't be accused of chopped up art - yours ooooooooooooozes. Smooth, we call it in America... thanks for the "critique". Now here's mine of your "work": You /you/ whistle-lisp your dreary chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem") in "performances" that sound like you have a mouth full of mush: http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram Which explains why you've come to be known as "Mush-Mouth". -- "Mirror Twins" by W. Dockery-B. Fowler: http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars "Hasty Pudding" by W. Dockery-H. Conley: http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

	#2
Amadeus Jinn	Re: Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance "Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:qIwOOlBAlyZGFwub@mla001.demon.co.uk... > > You give third rate a bad name. You give poetry a bad name, stud. -- ------------------------------------------- AJ - http://ClitIns.Com e In. (800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE, Usenet Porn.)

	#3
Dennis M. Hammes	Re: Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance Amadeus Jinn wrote: > "Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:qIwOOlBAlyZGFwub@mla001.demon.co.uk... > > > >>You give third rate a bad name. > > > You give poetry a bad name, stud. > You give cripples a bad name, lump. -- -------(m+ ~/)_\| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. http://scrawlmark.org

	#5
Colin Ward	Re: Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:12:14 -0700, Will Dockery <will.dockery@gmail.com> wrote: > "performances" that sound like you have a > mouth full of mush: Please tell me that Will "Zorro" Dockery isn't accusing someone of blathering unintelligibly into a microphone. Best regards, Colin

	#7
On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built	Re: Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance In article <dneg639kmlff96o82c9png9o5sjtb4v77n@4ax.com>, Colin Ward says... > >On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:12:14 -0700, Will Dockery ><will.dockery@gmail.com> wrote: > >> "performances" that sound like you have a >> mouth full of mush: > > Please tell me that Will "Zorro" Dockery isn't >accusing someone of blathering unintelligibly into >a microphone. clearly dockery has reached the apogee of his pathetic delusions. and what's cool is he doesn't know what apogee means. Most sincerely, God "I come to you with strange fire I make an offering of love The incense of my soul is burned By the fire in my blood I come with a softer answer To the questions that lie in your path I want to harbor you from the anger Find a refuge from the wrath This is a message A message of love Love that moves from the inside out Love that never grows tired I come to you with strange fire Fire Mercenaries of the shrine Now who are you to speak for god With haughty eyes and lying tongues And hands that shed innocent blood Now who delivered you the power To interpret calvary You gamble away our freedom To gain your own authority Find another state of mind You know its time we all learned To grab hold Strange fire burns With the motion of love When you learn to love yourself You will dissolve all the stones that are cast Now you will learn to burn the icing sky To melt the waxen mask I said to have the gift of true release This is a peace that will take you higher Oh I come to you with my offering I bring you strange fire This is a message A message of love Love that moves from the inside out Love that never grows tired I come to you with strange fire Fire Fire I come to you with strange fire "Built -- ----------------------------------------------- "I like to drink, I like to drive, I like to think all of the Jews got out of the Holocaust alive, my name is Mel, and can't you tell, I like Tequila!" Denis Leary

	#11
Will Dockery	Re: Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry performance "OB" wrote: > > If you want to convince people Rob has a speech defect, The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound he produces may not be a speech defect but actually is just an example of an unexceptionable performer of no special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptionable "poem"... in fact you just agreed with me in the sentence fragment below: > posting a link which shows Rob to have a perfectly > unexceptionable Yes: http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67 Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace, cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre, ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished, unremarkable. "Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance /and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/ "performances" that sounds like he has a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and /unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"): http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance" of an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose" that many would say is "not a poem". Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptionable poet and performer. -- "Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley (video): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc "The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Will Dockery-Dennis Beck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc

	#12
Renay	Re: Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry performance "Will Dockery" <will.dockery@knology.net> wrote in message news:31bc9$4669a964$18d62320$17491@KNOLOGY.NET... >an unexceptionable performer a what kind of performer?

	#18
Stuart Leichter	Re: Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry performance in article 1181338642.775849.248370@m36g2000hse.googlegroups. com, OB at nevilemoofe@yahoo.com wrote on 6/8/07 5:37 PM: > On Jun 8, 2:09 pm, "Will Dockery" <will.dock...@knology.net> wrote: >> "OB" wrote: >> >>> If you want to convince people Rob has a speech defect, >> >> The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound he produces may not be a speech defect >> but actually is just an example of an unexceptionable performer of no >> special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptionable >> "poem"... in fact you just agreed with me in the sentence fragment below: >> >>> posting a link which shows Rob to have a perfectly >>> unexceptionable >> >> Yes: >> >> http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67 > > Er, Dockery... > > Definitions as per http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unexceptionable > > "unexceptionAL": not superior, run-of-the-mill > "unexceptionABLE": not open to any objection or criticism It isn't funny if you have to explain it. > > Whether or not you think Rob's recitation is unexceptionAL, the fact > that you claim I "agreed with you" when I described his accent as > unexceptionABLE - a completely different word - demonstrates what can > only be described as a disturbing inability to read beyond the level > one might expect of a somewhat retarded nine-year-old. Bofus of the words are identical in the toofless Souf dialects. > > It also throws some light on your various other claims of people > "agreeing with you" about this and that. Evidently, "agreeing", in > Duckrish, means "using a word I've never heard of which I am able to > mistake for another word which I sort of think I understand". > > Seeing a boorish (no, not the same as "boring" - look it up) > illiterate moron like yourself attempt to pass judgment on the work of > others who actually learned something at school is, however, one of > the funnier spectacles of Usenet. Keep it up. > > >> >> Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace, >> cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre, >> ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished, >> unremarkable. >> >> "Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance >> /and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/ "performances" that sounds like he has >> a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and >> /unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"): >> >> http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram >> >> Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance" of >> an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose" that >> many would say is "not a poem". >> >> Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptionable poet and performer. >> >> -- >> "Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley >> (video):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc >> >> "The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Will Dockery-Dennis >> Beck:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc > >

	#19
Meat Plow	Re: Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry performance On Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:04:56 -0400, Will Dockery wrote: > Whether Rob's poetry performance is dreary blubbering gunkmouthed > whistle-lisping is a "fact" or not is debatable... that's /my/ critique of > it. Remember, and this is very simple for even a drunken mumbling fool like you to understand Will. "Your critique means less than nothing." -- #1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007 #1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007 #1 Bartlo Pset, March 13-24 2007 #10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time #8 AUK Hate Machine Cog Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004 COOSN-266-06-25794

	#23
Barbara's Cat	Re: Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry performance Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked: > "OB" wrote: > > > If you want to convince people Rob has a speech defect, > > The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound he produces may not be a speech defect > but actually is just an example of an unexceptionable performer of no > special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptionable > "poem"... in fact you just agreed with me in the sentence fragment below: > > > posting a link which shows Rob to have a perfectly > > unexceptionable > > Yes: > > http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67 Q: What happens when a Shadowian Goober Duck attempts using a dictionary? A: See post above. -- Cm~ "you're dumb. shut up." - Renay gives Dockery some good advice. (22 Jan 2006)