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  #51
Peter J Ross
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

In rec.arts.poems on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:16:04 -0400, Meat Plow
<meat@meatplow.local> wrote:

> On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:09:20 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:
>
>> Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.

>
> And you are a stumbling/mumbling unkempt drunk.


ITYM a stumbling/mumbling/bumbling unkempt drunk.

> heh

heh


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  #52
Meat Plow
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:11:16 -0700, Will Dockery wrote:

> On Jun 9, 2:42 pm, Beau Blue wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> >That Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans' poetry and performance can be summed up as "unexceptional"?

>>
>> >No, I suppose it isn't "his fault" that Rob Evans is a mushmouthed
>> >whistle-lisper who writes dreary "chopped up prose" that he calls poetry...
>> >but it could be his fault if he hasn't been working on these obvious
>> >problems.

>>
>> >"Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
>> >/and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/ "performances" that sound like he has
>> >a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
>> >/unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"):

>>
>> >http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram

>>
>> >Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance" of
>> >an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose" that
>> >many would say is "not a poem".

>>
>> >Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.

>>
>> Oh look <snip>

>
> Oh look <snip>


Oh look Will the drunken mumbling/stumbling idiot blows again.

heh


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  #53
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance


"Peter J Ross" wrote:
> > On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:09:20 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:
> >
> >> Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.

> >
> > And you are a stumbling/mumbling unkempt drunk.


Which in no way changes or improves Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry and
performance, or course.

Rob Evans?

Unexceptional to the bone:

http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67

Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
unremarkable.

"Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
/and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/"performances" that sounds like he has
a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
/unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"):

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram

Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance" of
an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose" that
many would say is "not a poem".

Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.

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  #54
Meat Plow
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 16:09:51 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:

> "Peter J Ross" wrote:
>> > On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:09:20 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:
>> >
>> >> Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.
>> >
>> > And you are a stumbling/mumbling unkempt drunk.

>
> Which in no way changes or improves Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry and
> performance, or course.


What it does is invalidates any critique or opinion you might have about
anyone. So in other words nothing you say means a thing. Keep quacking,
that's all you can do.

heh

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  #55
Meat Plow
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 19:43:07 +0000, Peter J Ross wrote:

> In rec.arts.poems on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:16:04 -0400, Meat Plow
> <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:09:20 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>> Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.

>>
>> And you are a stumbling/mumbling unkempt drunk.

>
> ITYM a stumbling/mumbling/bumbling unkempt drunk.
>
>> heh

> heh


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  #56
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry performance


"Stuart Leichter" wrote:
OB wrote on 6/8/07 5:37 PM:
> > On Jun 8, 2:09 pm, "Will Dockery" wrote:
> >> "OB" wrote:

>
> >>> If you want to convince people Rob has a speech defect,
> >>
> >> The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound he produces may not be a speech

defect
> >> but actually is just an example of an unexceptionable performer of no
> >> special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptionable
> >> "poem"... in fact you just agreed with me in the sentence fragment

below:
> >>
> >>> posting a link which shows Rob to have a perfectly
> >>> unexceptional
> >>
> >> Yes:
> >>
> >> http://www.answers.com/unexceptional&r=67

> >
> > Er, Dockery...

>
> Bofus of the words are identical in the toofless Souf dialects.


And from the evidence provided by Rob Evans' mushmouthed and dreary
performance of his lackluster "poem", OB obviously made a typo... since
Evans' poem /and/ performance are in fact very unexceptional:

"...Being of no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
> >> cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent,

mediocre,
> >> ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock,

undistinguished, unremarkable."
> >>
> >> "Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
> >> /and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/ "performances" that sounds like

he has
> >> a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
> >> /unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a

poem"):
> >>
> >> http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram
> >>
> >> Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/

"performance" of
> >> an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose"

that
> >> many would say is "not a poem".
> >>
> >> Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.


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  #57
Peter J Ross
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

In rec.arts.poems on Sat, 9 Jun 2007 16:09:51 -0400, Will Dockery
<will.dockery@knology.net> wrote:

>
> "Peter J Ross" wrote:
>> > On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:09:20 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:
>> >
>> >> Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.
>> >
>> > And you are a stumbling/mumbling unkempt drunk.

>
> Which in no way changes or improves Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry and
> performance, or course.


Indubitationally!


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  #58
On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

In article <84ced$466aecd3$18d62320$18457@KNOLOGY.NET>, Will Dockery says...
>
>
>"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote:
>>
>> dockery, it's not Rob's fault that <snip>

>
>That his poetry and performance can be summed up as "unexceptional"?


which you were not aware of until someone who was properly taught the Kings
English had to point out to you you're obvious stupidity.

you, of all people, passing judgement on Rob's accomplishments was funny enough.

but you not even being able to find the proper words to do so was even more
hilarious.

as MeatPlow so accurately put it, your comments are meaningless.... and
thankfully hilarious.

i think it's time for you to drag out the corpse of your dead ex-wife and tell
us all how much you "miss" her (and using her memory), because you've lost this
argument. your criticizing Mr. Evan's accomplishments is very much like a 5 year
old insisting the moon is made of cheese.


most sincerely,

GodBuilt


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  #59
OB
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

On Jun 9, 9:03 pm, On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built
<GodBuilt1...@Yahoo.com> wrote:

> your criticizing Mr. Evan's accomplishments is very much like a 5 year
> old insisting the moon is made of cheese.


If Dockery was taken to see Swan Lake performed by the Bolshoi ballet,
he'd come out complaining that the special effects sucked and there
were no good car chases.



 
  #60
Aratzio
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 21:01:41 -0700, in rec.arts.poems, OB
<nevilemoofe@yahoo.com> bloviated:

>On Jun 9, 9:03 pm, On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built
><GodBuilt1...@Yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> your criticizing Mr. Evan's accomplishments is very much like a 5 year
>> old insisting the moon is made of cheese.

>
>If Dockery was taken to see Swan Lake performed by the Bolshoi ballet,
>he'd come out complaining that the special effects sucked and there
>were no good car chases.
>
>

Would he be incorrect?

 
  #61
Dennis M. Hammes
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry performance

Will Dockery wrote:

>
> That was a typo.
>


That was your epitaph.

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  #62
Dennis M. Hammes
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

Will Dockery wrote:

> "On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote:
>
>>dockery, it's not Rob's fault that <snip>

>
>
> That my poetry and performance can be summed up as "unexceptional"?
>


Duck, nobody /cares/ that you're unexceptionally gay. Your gayness
may have been exceptional in the time of Oscar Wilde, but today it's
practically /de rigeur/ for Famous Performance Artistes in any field
to show at least a touch of the old rose hole in public.
Only a cracker wannabe who has no real art to excuse his style
would worry in the least that his gayness was unexceptional.

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  #63
Dennis M. Hammes
 
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Renay wrote:

> "Will Dockery" <will.dockery@knology.net> wrote in message
> news:84ced$466aecd3$18d62320$18457@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
>>"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote:
>>
>>>dockery, it's not Rob's fault that <snip>

>>
>>That his poetry and performance can be summed up as "unexceptional"?
>>
>>No, I suppose it isn't "his fault" that Rob Evans is a mushmouthed
>>whistle-lisper who writes dreary "chopped up prose" that he calls
>>poetry...
>>but it could be his fault if he hasn't been working on these obvious
>>problems.
>>
>>"Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
>>/and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/ "performances" that sound like he
>>has
>>a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
>>/unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"):
>>
>>http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram
>>
>>Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance"
>>of
>>an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose"
>>that
>>many would say is "not a poem".
>>
>>Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.

>
>
> GREEN is *so* your colour!
>
> Renay
>


But of course.
And here I thot he'd been into Parnello's dumpster again.
Tnx.

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  #64
Dennis M. Hammes
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

Will Dockery wrote:

>
> Oh look, Blue blows again... good to see ya, old pal.
>


/That's/ it. Just /accept/ that your gayness is unexceptional, and
you'll feel a whole lot better about yourself.

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  #65
Dennis M. Hammes
 
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Meat Plow wrote:

> On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:11:16 -0700, Will Dockery wrote:
>
>
>>On Jun 9, 2:42 pm, Beau Blue wrote:
>>
>>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>That Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans' poetry and performance can be summed up as "unexceptional"?
>>>
>>>>No, I suppose it isn't "his fault" that Rob Evans is a mushmouthed
>>>>whistle-lisper who writes dreary "chopped up prose" that he calls poetry...
>>>>but it could be his fault if he hasn't been working on these obvious
>>>>problems.
>>>
>>>>"Unexceptional" is a perfect description of both Rob Evans' performance
>>>>/and/ poetry: dreary, /unexceptional/ "performances" that sound like he has
>>>>a mouth full of gunk, whistle-lisping his way through drab and
>>>>/unexceptional/ chopped up prose (which many would say "is not a poem"):
>>>
>>>>http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram
>>>
>>>>Yes, an unexceptional, cut-and-dried, formulaic... /boring/ "performance" of
>>>>an unexceptional, mediocre and unremarkable piece of "chopped up prose" that
>>>>many would say is "not a poem".
>>>
>>>>Yes, Rob Evans is an unexceptional poet and performer.
>>>
>>>Oh look <snip>

>>
>>Oh look <snip>

>
>
> Oh look Will the drunken mumbling/stumbling idiot blows again.
>
> heh
>


Yes, he seems to be beginning to grasp that his gayness is quite
unexceptional.

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  #66
Dennis M. Hammes
 
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OB wrote:

> On Jun 9, 9:03 pm, On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built
> <GodBuilt1...@Yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>>your criticizing Mr. Evan's accomplishments is very much like a 5 year
>>old insisting the moon is made of cheese.

>
>
> If Dockery was taken to see Swan Lake performed by the Bolshoi ballet,
> he'd come out complaining that the special effects sucked and there
> were no good car chases.
>


While that was perfectly true even last year, Will seems to be just
starting to grasp that his gayness is unexceptional.
Now if he could only grasp that an audience need not be gay to
enjoy ballet or poetry, he might be able to write something besides
his unexceptionally gay swill.

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  #67
Dennis M. Hammes
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance

Aratzio wrote:

> On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 21:01:41 -0700, in rec.arts.poems, OB
> <nevilemoofe@yahoo.com> bloviated:
>
>
>>On Jun 9, 9:03 pm, On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built
>><GodBuilt1...@Yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>your criticizing Mr. Evan's accomplishments is very much like a 5 year
>>>old insisting the moon is made of cheese.

>>
>>If Dockery was taken to see Swan Lake performed by the Bolshoi ballet,
>>he'd come out complaining that the special effects sucked and there
>>were no good car chases.
>>
>>

>
> Would he be incorrect?
>


You don't think the car chase in /Swan Lake/ is /good/?

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  #68
Dennis M. Hammes
 
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OB wrote:

> On Jun 9, 3:36 pm, "Will Dockery" <will.dock...@knology.net> wrote:
>
>>"Stuart Leichter" wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Bofus of the words are identical in the toofless Souf dialects.

>>
>>And from the evidence provided by Rob Evans' mushmouthed and dreary
>>performance of his lackluster "poem", OB obviously made a typo... since
>>Evans' poem /and/ performance are in fact very unexceptional:

>
>
> Dockery, I don't need to theorise that you "made a typo" to account
> for your stupidity here. The obvious candidate is abnormally low
> iodine levels in crop soil around your home town during the months
> preceding your birth.
>
> Fortunately nowadays they have thyroxine screening for newborns.
>


The condition persists, however, because smoking spinach doesn't
transfer iodine into the body; that remains behind in the ash.

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  #69
Rob
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance

In message <VIOdnT_1Z4Ce2_fbnZ2dnUVZ_hadnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus Jinn
<a-jinn@here.nu> writes
>
>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:L9mWjICV$XaGFwhQ@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <n6GdnQXc2p1QKPXbnZ2dnUVZ_hKdnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus
>>Jinn <a-jinn@here.nu> writes
>>>
>>>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>news:05VZSIBYwDaGFwHB@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message <8-adnY5z-8ZC0vrbnZ2dnUVZ_qGjnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus
>>>>Jinn <a-jinn@here.nu> writes
>>>>>
>>>>>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>news:qIwOOlBAlyZGFwub@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You give third rate a bad name.
>>>>>
>>>>>You give poetry a bad name, stud.
>>>>>
>>>> And you give poetry a wide berth, poor Tom.
>>>
>>>You give poetry a bad name, stud.

>>
>> One more ook for the set, Poor Tom.

>
>Doubtful, stud.


Perfect!

Rob
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  #70
Rob
 
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In message <64aaf$466a85ab$18d62320$13048@KNOLOGY.NET>, Will Dockery
<will.dockery@knology.net> writes
>
>"Amadeus Jinn" wrote
>> "Rob Evans" wrote
>>
>> > You give third rate a bad name.

>>
>> You give poetry a bad name, stud.

>
>Many would say Evans' chopped up prose is "not a poem"... not to mention
>being of "no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
>cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
>ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
>unremarkable."
>

But to get to your "many" (as opposed to your single inadequate opinion)
you had to misquote people thus forcing them to call you a liar.

Nothing new there.

I write better than you, sell better than you and perform better than
you.

oooooooze on.

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  #71
Rob
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' unexceptional poetry performance

In message <c262$466a4f56$18d62320$1395@KNOLOGY.NET>, Will Dockery
<will.dockery@knology.net> writes
>"Renay" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> >> a what kind of performer?
>> >
>> > Rob Evans?
>> >
>> > Unexceptional to the bone:

>>
>> but that's not what you said.

>
>Read the title of this thread, then.
>
>> you said he was an unexceptionable performer

>
>That was a typo.
>

Once is a typo. Twice is a poor Duckrish attempt at a brand new word.

You ARE stupid.

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  #72
Amadeus Jinn
 
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"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:n0kNBkAe4uaGFwUC@mla001.demon.co.uk...
> In message <VIOdnT_1Z4Ce2_fbnZ2dnUVZ_hadnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus Jinn <a-jinn@here.nu> writes
>>
>>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:L9mWjICV$XaGFwhQ@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message <n6GdnQXc2p1QKPXbnZ2dnUVZ_hKdnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus Jinn <a-jinn@here.nu> writes
>>>>
>>>>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:05VZSIBYwDaGFwHB@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>>>>> In message <8-adnY5z-8ZC0vrbnZ2dnUVZ_qGjnZ2d@giganews.com>, Amadeus Jinn <a-jinn@here.nu> writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:qIwOOlBAlyZGFwub@mla001.demon.co.uk...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You give third rate a bad name.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You give poetry a bad name, stud.
>>>>>>
>>>>> And you give poetry a wide berth, poor Tom.
>>>>
>>>>You give poetry a bad name, stud.
>>>
>>> One more ook for the set, Poor Tom.

>>
>>Doubtful, stud.

>
> Perfect!


You're following me, stud.
I could care less about you.

You want to flatter yourself?



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  #73
Amadeus Jinn
 
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"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:$EsLNWB98uaGFwUp@mla001.demon.co.uk...
....
> I write better than you, sell better than you and perform better than you.


The fantasy life of Rob Evans.


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  #74
Amadeus Jinn
 
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"Rob" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:J1IWB$BuAvaGFwAw@mla001.demon.co.uk...

>>> "By a gargling stage drunk. By others, I'm known as the current UK All-stars Slam Champion with more publishing credits in
>>> zines
>>> without an "e-" and more broadcasts on radio rather than podcast and more reviews in printed publications rather than web
>>> pages."

>>
>>Yes, and I said:
>> If this were true you would STFU.
>>

********************************************
>>(AKA: if you were so distinguished you wouldn't
>>be so infantile.)

********************************************
> I know you got all excited and ooky and wanted to get to the "STFU" asap so I guess nobody minds that the sentence as a whole has
> nothing to do with:
>
> "By a gargling stage drunk. By others, I'm known as the current UK All-stars Slam Champion with more publishing credits in zines
> without an "e-" and more broadcasts on radio rather than podcast and more reviews in printed publications rather than web pages."


Has everything to do with it.
Want to do movies. You could own them.
Is your poetry collected online?
I could pull phrases out, scroll them over
images of your choice, music from http://Midis.Here.Nu
are free.

>
> You confuse relatively successful with distinguished but thanks for trying to contribute anyway.


Everything is relative. I am potentially one of your few readers
and you spit on me. Perhaps you're right.

>
> It's interesting to observe that you think you're not distinguished and that's driving you to constantly ook from the branches.


I've been distinguished when needed.
I think I've done pretty well, but somewhat predictably
my physical condition is scrambled.

The program that created http://Art.Here.nu
is quite distinguished.

The talking heads thing would be awesome except
that the morph targets are named differently with
different 3D character models, and the viseme
stream from MS is somewhat late.

[does that make any sense? ...I have this program
that reads news articles with "Poser 6" talking heads.
I programmed python ("Poser's" internal language)
to produce a "viseme" set... renders took hours...
but when finished one could animate a talking head
and loosely approximate speach.]

With poetry, I'm not competing. I use it in movies.
With Porn, with ducks, with flowers, etc...


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>
> Rob
> --
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>
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> I reach for 45-calibre pearls.
>
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  #75
Meat Plow
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance

On Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:08:50 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:

> On Jun 10, 4:55 am, "Amadeus Jinn" wrote:
>> "Rob Evans" wrote:
>>
>> > I write better than you, sell better than you and perform better than

> you.
>>
>> The fantasy life of Rob Evans.

>
> Problem for RE<snip>


Remember Will, your drunken, jealous ramblings about Rob mean nothing to
any of us. But do continue to make a fool of yourself, it's fun to watch
and help you do (not that you need much help)
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  #76
Meat Plow
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance

On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 19:19:41 +0100, Rob wrote:

> In message <64aaf$466a85ab$18d62320$13048@KNOLOGY.NET>, Will Dockery
> <will.dockery@knology.net> writes
>>
>>"Amadeus Jinn" wrote
>>> "Rob Evans" wrote
>>>
>>> > You give third rate a bad name.
>>>
>>> You give poetry a bad name, stud.

>>
>>Many would say Evans' chopped up prose is "not a poem"... not to mention
>>being of "no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
>>cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
>>ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
>>unremarkable."
>>

> But to get to your "many" (as opposed to your single inadequate opinion)
> you had to misquote people thus forcing them to call you a liar.
>
> Nothing new there.
>
> I write better than you, sell better than you and perform better than
> you.
>
> oooooooze on.
>
> Rob


Why even justify Will's drunken jealous ramblings with an answer Rob? I've
listened to your audio clip many times and you speak clearly and precise.
Will however sounds like a drunken fool on the verge of vomiting.(wonder
why?)

heh
 
  #77
Barbara's Cat
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' unexceptionable poetry performance

Meat Plow said:

> Rob wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:
> >
> >> Mousy Tom "Bitter Moron" Bishop squeaked:
> >>
> >>> "Rob Evans" wrote
> >>>
> >>> > You give third rate a bad name.
> >>>
> >>> You give poetry a bad name, stud.
> >>
> >>Many would say Evans' chopped up prose is "not a poem"... not to mention
> >>being of "no special quality or type: average, common, commonplace,
> >>cut-and-dried, formulaic, garden, garden-variety, indifferent, mediocre,
> >>ordinary, plain, routine, run-of-the-mill, standard, stock, undistinguished,
> >>unremarkable."
> >>

> > But to get to your "many" (as opposed to your single inadequate opinion)
> > you had to misquote people thus forcing them to call you a liar.
> >
> > Nothing new there.
> >
> > I write better than you, sell better than you and perform better than
> > you.
> >
> > oooooooze on.
> >
> > Rob

>
> Why even justify Will's drunken jealous ramblings with an answer Rob? I've
> listened to your audio clip many times and you speak clearly and precise.
> Will however sounds like a drunken fool on the verge of vomiting.(wonder
> why?)
>
> heh


Why reply to Duck? To quote yourself:
"Remember Will, your drunken, jealous ramblings about Rob
mean nothing to any of us. But do continue to make a fool
of yourself, it's fun to watch and help you do (not that
you need much help)"

As always, Mr Plow, we're all here to help Duck display
his one and only talent -- being a imbecile.

--
Cm~

"To the poetic mind all things are poetical."
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



















 
  #78
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance


"Amadeus Jinn" wrote:
>
> Has everything to do with it.
> Want to do movies. You could own them.
> Is your poetry collected online?
> I could pull phrases out, scroll them over
> images of your choice, music from http://Midis.Here.Nu
> are free.
>
> The program that created http://Art.Here.nu
> is quite distinguished.
>
> The talking heads thing would be awesome


Yeah:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...b_evans270.jpg

"Yesssshsther*tweet*day waaashh*tweet* poet'sssh day..."

> except
> that the morph targets are named differently with
> different 3D character models, and the viseme
> stream from MS is somewhat late.
>
> [does that make any sense? ...I have this program
> that reads news articles with "Poser 6" talking heads.
> I programmed python ("Poser's" internal language)
> to produce a "viseme" set... renders took hours...
> but when finished one could animate a talking head
> and loosely approximate speach.]
>
> With poetry, I'm not competing. I use it in movies.
> With Porn, with ducks, with flowers, etc...
>
> --
> AJ - http://Here.Nu
> http://Midis.Here.Nu
> http://Art.Here.Nu


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  #79
Meat Plow
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mush-mouthed poetry performance

On Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:27:54 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:

>
> "Amadeus Jinn" wrote:
>>
>> Has everything to do with it.
>> Want to do movies. You could own them.
>> Is your poetry collected online?
>> I could pull phrases out, scroll them over
>> images of your choice, music from http://Midis.Here.Nu
>> are free.
>>
>> The program that created http://Art.Here.nu
>> is quite distinguished.
>>
>> The talking heads thing would be awesome

>
> Yeah:
>
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...b_evans270.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2XfA8Zg3Lw

ZaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WWWWWWWWW

weeble/wobble/stumble/bumble/sway

heh
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  #80
Will Dockery
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' mediocre poetry performance


"Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote
>
>>>>Something you seem to be an expert on, since by the sound of your
>>>>mushmouthed performance you sound like you have your mouuth stuffed with

it:
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage...bevanspoem.ram
>>>>You /you/ whistle-lisp your dreary chopped up prose (which many would

say
>>>>"is not a poem") in "performances"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Which explains why you've come to be known as "Mush-Mouth".

>
> can you imagine how empty of all culture your life must be to think

dockery has
> any creative talent at all?


Well, take it or leave it... or better yet find something you do like to
write about, perhaps?

--
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"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley (video):
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  #81
Beau Blue
 
Default Re: Rob Evans' unexceptionable poetry performance

Barbara's Cat <cat@NOSPAMscientist.com> wrote:

>Meat Plow said:
>
>> Rob wrote:
>>
>> > Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:
>> >
>> >> Mousy Tom "Bitter Moron" Bishop squeaked:
>> >>
>> >>> "Rob Evans" wrote
>> >>>
>> >>> > You give third rate a bad name.
>> >>>
>> >>