The Puppy Wizard

HOWEDY Robin,

"Robin" <robinandtami@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> "culprit" <culprit00_NOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> > "dinsdale piranha" <dinsdale@piranhabrothers.foo> wrote in
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> > > Neighbor's chihuahua comes up on my porch
> > > and bites my ankles while I'm going in my house
> > > but I ignore him.

You could train him not to do that in
a couple moments withHOWET hurtin
or intimidating him.

> > > PITA dog though.

We don't BLAME the DOG noMOORE.

> > > If I could I'd shoot him.

That's kindly of you. diddler likes to shoot
trHOWEblesome dogs too. But she prefers
to noose snare / leg hold trap and bludgeon
them, it's MOORE cost effective, seein as
coyote faces and beaver pelts only sell for
$2.50 at auction. Tails are only 50 cents,
hardly worth choppin off, especially if the
knive is dull.

> > > Barks alot too.

EXXXCESSIVE barkin is a symptom of
anxiHOWESNESS, just like the biting.

> > > His owners ignore him and put him in
> > > an unsecured yard all day

Dogs are terrortorial. That makes them EZ
to perimeter train in just a couple minutes.

> > > and he's probably just looking for attention

You can give a dog all the direct positive
attention he needs in twenty minutes a day.

> > >but he has a mean streak.

Could be he picked that up arHOWEND the neighborhood.

> > sounds like most of the chihuahuas i've met.

That so?

> > it seems like no one even attempts to train
> > these little devils.

Like HOWE kelly aka culprit aka metta (metta is
culprit aka kelly's aka on the MENTAL PERSONS
news groups so she don't get STIGMATIZED as
bein INSANE on the not for CRAZY persons NG's)
trained her dogs to MURDER her seven THOWESAND
dollar DEAD KAT.

> > -kelly

kelly's DEAD KAT got MURDERED on accHOWENT
of culprit aka kelly aka metta FORGOT to put her
SHOCK COLLARS on them after she'd used the
KAT to TRAIN them to RESPECT HER SHOCK FENCE.

Ooops!

Perhaps she forgot to take her anti psychotic meds that day?

> I think that chi's, like any other dog that has
> the potential for aggressive behavior.

You mean like kelly aka culprit aka metta's pit bulls?

> have to be heavily socialized during those
> formative early months.

That's a load of bunk.

> People don't take these tiny dogs out
> in public (like to the ball park, etc)

That so?

> the way that people with larger dogs do.

Perhaps they're just SO SMALL you don't notice?

> When they do, they usually hold them,

Or put them in their pocket.

> which probably just increases their already
> strong drive to protect the owner.

All aggression is FEAR. ALL FEAR is CAUSED
BY MISHANDLING. That's GOOD. That means
we can CURE IT NEARLY INSTANTLY.

> My chi came as an adult from an elderly lady
> that could no longer care for her. I'm sure that
> they never went anywhere and probably received
> very few visitors. We've had her for eight years
> now, and we have many visitors, but her behavior
> has not noticeably changed.

THAT'S on accHOWENT of you don't know HOWE.

> We even have a roommate who has
> been with us for two years, and she
> still barks at him every day when he
> comes home.

You can EXXXTINGUISH that in a few minutes.

> If she were a larger dog, she'd
> probably have to be put down.

Well then, you should do the right thing.

> P.S. did you get my e-mail about Edward?

Read THIS and tell us you'd let this MENTAL
CASE handle a living critter:



HOWEDY Juanita,

"Juanita" <JJMoore@nospam.worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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> Sorry, I've been going out of town all day
> every day for the past 3 days . .

Well, you'd have to be HOWETA your mind
not to see what's goin DHOWEN here abHOWETS.

> "culprit" <culprit@flashmail.com> wrote in message
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> > you want to know what kind of person your pal tpw is?

Talk is cheap. Talk BUSINESS.

> > in which he harasses and
> > verbally abuses me

Not so. The Amazing Puppy Wizard
only calls a spade a spade, therebye
avoidin obsfucation.

> about my recently deceased cat

You mean the seven thHOWESAND dollar kat
your dogs murdered on accHOWENT of YOU
TRAINED THEM TO. YOU BAITED the SHOCK
BARRIER with the KAT to PROOF IT.

NHOWE WHAT do you EXXXPECT is gonna
happen when you walk in with the kat, put IT
in the recovery area behind your interior shock
fence you'd been BAITING THEM with your KAT.

Then, on accHOWENT OF you're a MENTAL
CASE, you FORGOT to put their SHOCK
COLLARS back on before turnin them loose.

DEAD KAT.

> > and the state of my health.

Your postin history is clear. You don't have
to worry abHOWET it noMOORE. We understand.

> > yes,

What health? The Amazing Puppy Wizard
sez we don't NEED to say STUFF like THAT.

> > he's using the recent death of a beloved animal

Your posting history will show you mishandled
and abused that kat till it got deathly ill relapsing
into his viral illness on accHOWENT of the dogs
TERRORIZING HIM when he'd lay on the stairs.

> > as ammunition to try to upset me.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't EXXXPECT
these dog lovers are gonna admit to readin an
understanding what HE sez is goin DHOWEN.

> How did your beloved cat die?

She trained her dogs to MURDER IT just
like HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard
would provoke a dog to attack.

She teased her two submissive aggressive
pitbull dogs on the kat but UN like The Amazing
Puppy Wizard CHOSE to HURT her dogs and
trained them to attack each other as well.

> Juanita

Her kat was beloved, death was her blessing.

HOWEDY culprit aka kelly aka metta (metta is
culprit aka kelly's aka on the CRAZY PERSONS
news groups so she's not DISCREDITED as bein
NUTSO on the NON CRAZY person's news groups),

"culprit" <culprit@flashmail.com> wrote in message
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> you want to know what kind of person your pal tpw is?

The Amazing Puppy Wizard is the only dog trainer
in history who teaches people all over the Whole
Wild World to handle train and rehabilitate ALL
behavior problems NEARLY INSTANLY for FREE,
withHOWET HURTIN noWON.

> i just got a personal email from him (because i
> made the mistake of responding to you, i'm sure),
> cc'd to a bunch of other folks i don't know,

Marilyn and professor dermer and perhps Larry,
cause THEY understand a little abHOWET behavior.

> in which he harasses and verbally abuses
> me about my recently deceased cat

You mean the kat you trained your dogs to MURDER.

> and the state of my health.

Well perhaps if you wasn't MENTAL you
wouldn'ta HURT your dogs till they MURDERED
your DEAD kat.

> yes, he's using the recent death of a beloved
> animal as ammunition to try to upset me.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard is QUOTING YOUR
CASE HISSSTORY of TRAINING YOUR DOGS
to MURDER YOUR KAT by FORGETTING to PUT
their SHOCK COLLARS on them when you got
back from the vet after $1500.00 in surgery.

> you still call this guy amusing?

You wanna see amusing?:

"we'll keep the indoor boundary set up, and keep
***testing the dogs with it (hiding behind the railing
and meowing usually does the trick)*** so that they're
familiar with the warning tone.

Manu is already pretty sure he knows what it means,
and whenever Lola trips it, he'll bite her hind leg and
pull her down the steps so the tone stops. he's such
a big brother, always trying to keep sis out of trouble."

And THEN (Drumroll please, Mr. Maestro...):

****************************

Your Attention to center ring...

> "anyway,

No. Get it straight. You mean anyHOWE.

> "we had it installed outside today, and started the
> indoor part of training. we decided to put the training fence
> on the stairway, since the cats like to hang out up there and
> the dogs aren't allowed to go up."

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"i dropped of Mo upstairs, as usual, and headed
down to let the dogs out of their crates.

for some reason i'll never know,

*(EVERY WON KNOWS NHOWE.)

*(forgetting to put their SHOCK COLLARS ON THEM)

Mo followed me downstairs. he never does this.
and i didn't hear him coming. however, the dogs did.
they ran to investigate, and found a strange smelling,
bloody cat in their house.

needless to say, they attacked him"

Cause culprit aka kelly aka METTA FORGOT
to put their shock collars back on after uncrating
them and she DIDN'T TELL MO THEY WASN'T
WEARIN THEIR SHOCK COLLARS.

> i call him frightening.

Naaah. Leavin you runnin loose is frightenin.

> -kelly

HOWEDY People,

"culprit" <culprit@flashmail.com> wrote in message
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> she's darling.

INDEEDY. Like HOWE culprit aka kelly aka
metta's $7,000.00 DEAD kat WAS.

> the pups wish her a speedy recovery.

The PUPS would MURDER her just like
HOWE YOU TRAINED THEM to MURDER
YOUR OWN DEAD KAT.

> since i can't have cats for a while,

Cause you trained your dogs to MURDER IT.

> i'd like to experience them vicariously,

A WIZE idea.

> so please feel free to keep posting pix and stories!

INDEEDY. LikeWIZE, The Amazing Puppy Wizard
will keep posting YOUR CASE HISTORY to IDENTIFY
EXXXPOSE and DISCREDIT you and your pals as
the lying animal abusng mental cases you are.

Here's the IN-complete story (short version) of
HOWE culprit aka kelly aka metta (metta is culprit
aka kelly's aka on the MENTAL PERSONS news
groups) TRAINED HER DOGS to MURDER HER
DEAD KAT:

> -kelly

From: culprit (culprit@flashmail.com)
Subject: Re: Video clip......."Nero" practicing bark alert,
while walking backwards
Date: 2004-06-05 18:53:50 PST

"micha el" <spam_yurself@spamyourmamma.com> wrote in message
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> Anyway, contrary to your PR, this is what
> it felt like to me when I got shocked by
> Hope's collar.
>
> It felt like a bomb going off in my
> hand and forearm.

there are different brands of fences, and each
one has a variety of settings, set to the dog's
specific reaction. Lola's collar is set to give
more juice than Manu's, because she's more
likely to ignore the buzz, whereas Manu wants
nothing to do with it. i have no idea what brand or
setting Hope's collar was set at.

there's also the fact that Hope has lots of thick
fur and a good fat layer (to keep her warm in the
water) and my dogs are scrawny and nekkid.

so maybe Hope needs a higher setting to work
for her. it's really hard to say without comparing
the collars directly.

and you're right, if Lola really wants out of the yard,
she'll run through the fence. the annoyance doesn't
keep her in, which is why she's always supervised
outdoors.

Manu, OTOH, is happy to stay as far from the
fence as he can. what can i say, he's part eevil
pit bull and part fraidy cat.

-kelly

From: culprit (culprit@flashmail.com)
Subject: we got "the fence"
Date: 2004-02-14 15:48:26 PST

after having the appraisal for the real fencing coming out at
over $11,000, we decided to put up an invisible fence, just
until we can save some cash for the real one. after we put up
the real fence, the invisible one will probably remain as a
"fail safe" to keep the dogs off the real fence.

yes, i'm aware of most of the cons, i've always been
against them myself, until i talked to a lot of people
who have them, and had the invisible fence trainer
come out to meet the dogs.

i'll only be letting them out when i'm home and can keep a
direct eye on them, and we've discussed it with all of the
neighbors, and they've committed to containing their dogs,
so they won't come into my yard unless invited.

anyway, we had it installed outside today, and started the
indoor part of training. we decided to put the training fence
on the stairway, since the cats like to hang out up there and
the dogs aren't allowed to go up.

we put up a baby gate just past the invisible barrier,
so that they can't go through it, even if they want to.

i tried the collar on myself before we let the dogs try it,
and while it is uncomfortable, it's not painful, and i'm
comfortable with the dogs wearing it.

we thought Manu would require a higher setting than Lola,
because she's pretty sensitive to correction, and he is a big
meathead who doesn't feel a thing. this played out with the
first part of training, with Lola turning around and leaving
the steps at the first buzz, and Manu just standing there,
wagging his tail, like he didn't feel a thing.

we upped the setting three more times before Manu
"got it", and then he immediately turned around and
didn't go up the steps at all after that.

the weird thing is that Lola, who was clearly
bothered by the experience, kept trying to go
up to get the cat's area anyway.

this confirmed something i had suspected.

Lola may be more sensitive to correction, but
she also has more "drive", and will put up with
something she dislikes longer than Manu will.

Lola sat on the steps, cycling through the collar's
three 10 second failsafe cycles, then tried to climb
over the baby gate as though nothing had happened.

we decided to up the correction one setting, with the
theory that she'd find it so unpleasant it would stop
her from climbing the steps, then we'd turn it back
down once she realized she shouldn't be up there.

unfortunately, she never did realize it, so we had
to leave it on the higher setting.

so hers is set lower than Manu's, but she reacts a
lot more strongly to it (scratching at her neck, etc)
than he does.

we'll keep the indoor boundary set up, and keep
testing the dogs with it (hiding behind the railing
and meowing usually does the trick) so that they're
familiar with the warning tone.

Manu is already pretty sure he knows what it means,
and whenever Lola trips it, he'll bite her hind leg and
pull her down the steps so the tone stops. he's such
a big brother, always trying to keep sis out of trouble.

the outdoor training will begin later in the week, i'll post
updates once we get done with them.

-kelly

From: culprit (culprit@flashmail.com)
Subject: another tragedy
Date: 2004-06-24 14:16:01 PST

today Mo-kitty woke up in a large spot of blood.
his wound had been bleeding all night. i took
him to the vet, who said that this was not abnormal,
did some blood tests, and sent him home with me.

since he's not allowed to groom himself, he had
quite a bit of blood on him, which i was going to
clean up later.

i dropped of Mo upstairs, as usual, and headed
down to let the dogs out of their crates.

for some reason i'll never know, Mo followed me
downstairs. he never does this. and i didn't hear
him coming. however, the dogs did.

they ran to investigate, and found a strange smelling,
bloody cat in their house.

needless to say, they attacked him.

poor Mo had that stupid cone on his head and
couldn't see to escape. he was weak and sick
and didn't have a chance.

he didn't survive the trip back to the vets.

he died in my lap on the way there.

i'm in shock right now.

everyone is telling me to get the dogs out of
the house to deal with my grief, but how can
i deal without them?

they didn't understand that what they did is
wrong, they're not people. they smelled
blood and instinct took over. i thought about
getting rid of them for about two seconds.

but i can't. i love them too much. and i need
them more than ever right now. poor dogs,
they know something is wrong, and they're all
cuddled up to me.

they don't even know that they caused my suffering.

i'm not angry at them. just sad at Mo's passing.

after all that work to make him well, for him to die
in this way... it's like a cosmic joke. like a bad movie.

i'm emotionally torn. i'm numb. and i'm so very tired.

-kelly