The Puppy Wizard

"Marie" <mmbarkcw@rogers.com.goaway> wrote in message
news:suWdnUEQTL_vSBvcRVn-3g@rogers.com...
> A truly tragic story has been unfolding around here
> for the last week:

SAR Dog Search For Hacking Victim

HOWEDY People,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard has EXXXPLAINED
HOWE COME SAR dogs FAIL to SAR in the saga
of lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn's FAILED SAR
dog, JIVE.

Ain't it reassuring to hear the SAR dog team leader
in Salt Lake City Utah, the SAME SAR dog team
leader EXXXPERT who's dogs was within HEARING
DISTANCE from Elizabeth Smart AND COULDN'T FIND
her, MAKE EXXXCUSES for NOT being able to FIND
a DEAD BODY in a KNOWN vicinity of a GARBAGE
DUMP, JUST LIKE HOWE the SAR dogs in D.C.
couldn't FIND Chandra Levy's bones in the park
DESPITE havin a MAP to a known vicinity.

EXXXCUSES range from BABY DIAPERS, restaurant
refuse and methane as CONfHOWENDING to scent
dogs despite that a DECAYING HUMAN BODY STINKS
LIKE NO OTHER GARBAGE.

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

THAT'S WHERE YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE GOIN!