Re: questions about puppy

HOWEDY Nathalie,

Nathalie Prévost wrote:
> Hi!
>
> I'm trying to get some info about my puppy-to-be

You should have read HOWER archives, Nathalie.
DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS.

> and I hope I could get some from you ^_^

You're askin liars dog abusers cowards and
active long term incurable acute mental cases
for advice for the same problems they got and
can't answer.

> This summer I'll get a Great Pyrenees' puppy.

ENJOY.

> I've been with big dogs (great danes) when I
> was a kid but I never had one alone.

NO PROBLEMO. The Amazing Puppy Wizard
grew up in a Great Dane kennel but English
Mastiffs are HIS favorite breed <{) ; ~ ) >

> Since this cute little puppy will soon become
> a huge dog, I'd like to teach it some good
> manners from the start.

So you're gonna ask lying dog abusing mental
cases for advice they ain't got for the problems
they've created so you'll be like them?

> I'm still reading books about that.

Dump the books, they're full of crap.

> I also have cats at home.

A dog is a dog as a kat is a kat.

> It might influence me to be a little too relax
> about animals' independance nature.

A WIZE IDEA. You'll be taught to abuse your dog
if you listen to the dog trainers The Amazing Puppy
Wizard has PUBICLY DISCREDITED RIGHT HERE
on HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Forums and School Of HARD KNOCKS and HUMAN
BEHAVIOR RESEARCH LABORATORIES.

You're settin in it <{) ; ~ ) >

> Even if there isn't many Great Pyrenees kennels
> where I live (Finland) I found one that will have
> puppies ready at the beginning of June; which
> is perfect for me:

The Amazing Puppy Wizard and Scott & Fuller
agree that six weeks of age is best to reHOWES
a puppy. Your breeder will likely disagee but won't
know HOWE COME she disagrees.

> I'm a teacher

Then you'll benefit your career by studing
your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual.

> and I'll be on vacation from the
> begining of June to mid-August.

You'll have a perfctly well trained dog
pryor to goin back to school if you follow
the INSTRUCTIONS and PHILOSOPHY
PRECISELY.

> Plenty of time to get a good start.

INDEEDY, so long as you don't try
any of the idiocy HOWER EXXXPERT
PROFESSIONAL trainers rely on.

> So here are some questions:

> -the first night. I've read that the dog shouldn't
> sleep in the bedroom, even less on the bed.

You can have your dog sleep anywhere you LIKE.

> I agree. But how does it work for the first night?

THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM.

> If I close the door of my bedroom, won't the puppy
> feel alone in this unknown place, like rejected?

Could be...

> If I leave the door open, I'm sure it will
> sneak in as soon as I close my eyes.

NOT IF YOU TRAIN HIM TO SLEEP WHERE YOU ASK.

> -going for a walk with the dog. In my books,
> they say that the puppy should'nt go out before
> its second shoots (when is that?).

That's idiocy.

> At the same time, it says that it should get
> use to going out as soon as possible.

That's idiocy.

> I'm confused.

THAT'S NORMAL.

WELCOME!

> -house training.

Dogs HOWEsbreak INSTINCTIVELY at four
weeks of age. All you gotta do is get HOWETA
their way and not lock them in a box.

> I've read that the puppy is house trained when
> its 3-4 months.

That's idiocy.

> How does it work before that? Do I have to rap
> all my fourniture with plastic and hide my carpets?

Just follow the trainin instructions in your
FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual <{) ; ~ ) >

> I'll have time to take the dog out
> but, again, can I? And at night?

FORGET THE IDIOCY you've been readin.

> -Even if I live in Finland, I'm actually French.
> I'm planning to use the command words in
> my mother tongue with the dog.

Fine.

> Can it be a problem?

Probably not.

> I mean, should I make it possible
> that someone else gives orders to my dog?

They'll have to learn his commands, as it should be.

> Thanks for all your help ^_^

You AIN'T gonna be gettin no heelp from the
lying dog abusing punk thug coward active
acute long term incurable mental cases you're
askin here.

> Nathalie
> --
> /\_/\
> (='.'=)
> (")_(")

Here's your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual: http://makeashorterlink.com/?G34D2527A

Just ASK The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you
need any additional FREE heelp. There's NO
arbritrary INFORMATION in your FREE copy
of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual so
study it well and do and follow ALL the
EXXXERCISES AS INSTRUCTED... it's a
PRECISE SCIENCE or it COULDN'T GET
100% CONSISTENT NEARLY INSTANT
SUCCESS for all handlers and all dogs in
all fields or utilities and behaviors all over
the Whole Wild World <{) ; ~ ) >

Chronic DIS-EASE
PROVING The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME <{);~ ) >

HOWEDY People,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard got no comment
on the medical treatment of your dog's chronic
DIS-EASES EXXXCEPT to say DOGS DIE FROM
THIS STUFF.

You've read The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Archives
so you probably know there's a very real likliHOOD
that your dog's chronic ear infections are similiar in
nature to those of professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S little
chronically ill dog Maxie who is DUE to come DHOWEN
with yet another BHOWET of SYMPTOMS due to
FHOWEL weather causing cabin fever which usually
brings abHOWET a case of obedience training!

Clicker training INCREASES anXXXIHOWESNESS and MISTRUST.

Corrections traininng INCREASES anXXXIHOWESNESS and MISTRUST.

Crate training INCREASES anXXXIHOWESNESS and MISTRUST.

Spay / neutering CAUSES INCREASED anXXXIHOWESNES and MISTRUST.

AnXXXIHOWENESS and MISTRUST causes STRESS INDUCED
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME
<{); ~ ) >

The Amazing Puppy Wizard URGES you to READ
HIS TEN STEP REHABILITATION program offered
to professor SCRUFF SHAKE for his little dog
Maxie The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY Obsessive
Compulsive Masturbator's CHRONIC STRESS INDUCED
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASES aka The Puppy Wizard's
SYNDROME <{); ~ ) >

Then ASK YOURSELF HOWE you handled and trained
your dog for ordinary HOWEstraining and obedience.
ASK YOURSELF HOWE many times a day do you ordinarily
tell your dog "NO!" or otherWIZE intimidate or
FORCE CON-TROLL of your dog for ANY reason.

ASK YOURSELF HOWE you handle him on lead and consider
any crating or bribing to elicit or force CON-TROLL
of behaviors and you will likely see five or ten DAILY,
almost insignificant instances of random STRESS from
corrections, pulling while leash walking or anXXXIHOWESNESS
from fence running and barking or digging to relieve anXXXIHOWESNESS.

That's HOWE COME dog's IMMUNE SYSTEMS compromise
offering VERY SIMILAR although WILDLY, WIDELY
RANGING, CHRONIC, STRESS INDUCED SYMPTOMS, every
thing from LAMENESS and CRUCIATE LIGAMENT ruptures
and degenerative myelopathies and ENDOCRINE DIS-EASES
to SEIZURES, OCD's to CATARACTS BLINDNESS and even
DENTAL DIS-EASE and "ALLERGIES" and "SPAY INCONTINENCE"

MOST of HOWER dog lover's dog's got a case of chronic
sumpthin or other for THE SAME SAME SAME SAME REASONS.

These HUGE PERCENTAGES of CHRONICALLY ILL
and FEAR AGGRESSIVE SHY and SUBMISSIVE dogs
are NOT NORMAL illnesses and behaivors..

The Amazing Puppy Wizard has over forty
years field observation of problem dogs that
SEZ the HUGE PERCENTAGES of DEATHLY
ILL DOGS amongst the regular posters who've
been here FOR YEARS are NOT COIN-CIDENTAL.

Your reply may PROVE IT at least to you and
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. THAT'S HOWE
COME the DOG LOVERS you're askin are
gonna KILLFILE YOU if you REPLY.

THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard
SEZDECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS,
as YOU'VE SEEN in The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
Archives.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >

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YourConscience	Re: questions about puppy HOWEDY Nathalie, Nathalie Prévost wrote: > Hi! > > I'm trying to get some info about my puppy-to-be You should have read HOWER archives, Nathalie. DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS. > and I hope I could get some from you ^_^ You're askin liars dog abusers cowards and active long term incurable acute mental cases for advice for the same problems they got and can't answer. > This summer I'll get a Great Pyrenees' puppy. ENJOY. > I've been with big dogs (great danes) when I > was a kid but I never had one alone. NO PROBLEMO. The Amazing Puppy Wizard grew up in a Great Dane kennel but English Mastiffs are HIS favorite breed <{) ; ~ ) > > Since this cute little puppy will soon become > a huge dog, I'd like to teach it some good > manners from the start. So you're gonna ask lying dog abusing mental cases for advice they ain't got for the problems they've created so you'll be like them? > I'm still reading books about that. Dump the books, they're full of crap. > I also have cats at home. A dog is a dog as a kat is a kat. > It might influence me to be a little too relax > about animals' independance nature. A WIZE IDEA. You'll be taught to abuse your dog if you listen to the dog trainers The Amazing Puppy Wizard has PUBICLY DISCREDITED RIGHT HERE on HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Forums and School Of HARD KNOCKS and HUMAN BEHAVIOR RESEARCH LABORATORIES. You're settin in it <{) ; ~ ) > > Even if there isn't many Great Pyrenees kennels > where I live (Finland) I found one that will have > puppies ready at the beginning of June; which > is perfect for me: The Amazing Puppy Wizard and Scott & Fuller agree that six weeks of age is best to reHOWES a puppy. Your breeder will likely disagee but won't know HOWE COME she disagrees. > I'm a teacher Then you'll benefit your career by studing your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. > and I'll be on vacation from the > begining of June to mid-August. You'll have a perfctly well trained dog pryor to goin back to school if you follow the INSTRUCTIONS and PHILOSOPHY PRECISELY. > Plenty of time to get a good start. INDEEDY, so long as you don't try any of the idiocy HOWER EXXXPERT PROFESSIONAL trainers rely on. > So here are some questions: > -the first night. I've read that the dog shouldn't > sleep in the bedroom, even less on the bed. You can have your dog sleep anywhere you LIKE. > I agree. But how does it work for the first night? THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM. > If I close the door of my bedroom, won't the puppy > feel alone in this unknown place, like rejected? Could be... > If I leave the door open, I'm sure it will > sneak in as soon as I close my eyes. NOT IF YOU TRAIN HIM TO SLEEP WHERE YOU ASK. > -going for a walk with the dog. In my books, > they say that the puppy should'nt go out before > its second shoots (when is that?). That's idiocy. > At the same time, it says that it should get > use to going out as soon as possible. That's idiocy. > I'm confused. THAT'S NORMAL. WELCOME! > -house training. Dogs HOWEsbreak INSTINCTIVELY at four weeks of age. All you gotta do is get HOWETA their way and not lock them in a box. > I've read that the puppy is house trained when > its 3-4 months. That's idiocy. > How does it work before that? Do I have to rap > all my fourniture with plastic and hide my carpets? Just follow the trainin instructions in your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual <{) ; ~ ) > > I'll have time to take the dog out > but, again, can I? And at night? FORGET THE IDIOCY you've been readin. > -Even if I live in Finland, I'm actually French. > I'm planning to use the command words in > my mother tongue with the dog. Fine. > Can it be a problem? Probably not. > I mean, should I make it possible > that someone else gives orders to my dog? They'll have to learn his commands, as it should be. > Thanks for all your help ^_^ You AIN'T gonna be gettin no heelp from the lying dog abusing punk thug coward active acute long term incurable mental cases you're askin here. > Nathalie > -- > /\_/\ > (='.'=) > (")_(") Here's your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual: http://makeashorterlink.com/?G34D2527A Just ASK The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you need any additional FREE heelp. There's NO arbritrary INFORMATION in your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual so study it well and do and follow ALL the EXXXERCISES AS INSTRUCTED... it's a PRECISE SCIENCE or it COULDN'T GET 100% CONSISTENT NEARLY INSTANT SUCCESS for all handlers and all dogs in all fields or utilities and behaviors all over the Whole Wild World <{) ; ~ ) > Chronic DIS-EASE PROVING The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME <{);~ ) > HOWEDY People, The Amazing Puppy Wizard got no comment on the medical treatment of your dog's chronic DIS-EASES EXXXCEPT to say DOGS DIE FROM THIS STUFF. You've read The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Archives so you probably know there's a very real likliHOOD that your dog's chronic ear infections are similiar in nature to those of professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S little chronically ill dog Maxie who is DUE to come DHOWEN with yet another BHOWET of SYMPTOMS due to FHOWEL weather causing cabin fever which usually brings abHOWET a case of obedience training! Clicker training INCREASES anXXXIHOWESNESS and MISTRUST. Corrections traininng INCREASES anXXXIHOWESNESS and MISTRUST. Crate training INCREASES anXXXIHOWESNESS and MISTRUST. Spay / neutering CAUSES INCREASED anXXXIHOWESNES and MISTRUST. AnXXXIHOWENESS and MISTRUST causes STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME <{); ~ ) > The Amazing Puppy Wizard URGES you to READ HIS TEN STEP REHABILITATION program offered to professor SCRUFF SHAKE for his little dog Maxie The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator's CHRONIC STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASES aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME <{); ~ ) > Then ASK YOURSELF HOWE you handled and trained your dog for ordinary HOWEstraining and obedience. ASK YOURSELF HOWE many times a day do you ordinarily tell your dog "NO!" or otherWIZE intimidate or FORCE CON-TROLL of your dog for ANY reason. ASK YOURSELF HOWE you handle him on lead and consider any crating or bribing to elicit or force CON-TROLL of behaviors and you will likely see five or ten DAILY, almost insignificant instances of random STRESS from corrections, pulling while leash walking or anXXXIHOWESNESS from fence running and barking or digging to relieve anXXXIHOWESNESS. That's HOWE COME dog's IMMUNE SYSTEMS compromise offering VERY SIMILAR although WILDLY, WIDELY RANGING, CHRONIC, STRESS INDUCED SYMPTOMS, every thing from LAMENESS and CRUCIATE LIGAMENT ruptures and degenerative myelopathies and ENDOCRINE DIS-EASES to SEIZURES, OCD's to CATARACTS BLINDNESS and even DENTAL DIS-EASE and "ALLERGIES" and "SPAY INCONTINENCE" MOST of HOWER dog lover's dog's got a case of chronic sumpthin or other for THE SAME SAME SAME SAME REASONS. These HUGE PERCENTAGES of CHRONICALLY ILL and FEAR AGGRESSIVE SHY and SUBMISSIVE dogs are NOT NORMAL illnesses and behaivors.. The Amazing Puppy Wizard has over forty years field observation of problem dogs that SEZ the HUGE PERCENTAGES of DEATHLY ILL DOGS amongst the regular posters who've been here FOR YEARS are NOT COIN-CIDENTAL. Your reply may PROVE IT at least to you and The Amazing Puppy Wizard. THAT'S HOWE COME the DOG LOVERS you're askin are gonna KILLFILE YOU if you REPLY. THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZDECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS, as YOU'VE SEEN in The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Archives. The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >