It's Only Alimentary, Dear Watson

HOWEDY SheWolf,

SheWolf wrote:
> I have a rescue pug that I got around October of last year.

You been readin HOWER forums?

> Her first owner was an old lady that had to give
> her up when her husband died, 2nd owner got
> rid of her when the dog bit her while being scolded
> for deficating on the floor. 3rd owner dumped the
> dog after hois wife left, and the dog again wasn't
> housebroken.

HOWEsbreakin is INSTINCTIVE at four weeks of age.

> I'm number 4. She's about 4 years old ( vet's estamate).

NO PROBLEMO.

> I've housetrained her (took about 2 months).

Should take 2 DAYS or NEARLY INSTANTLY
to HOWEsbreak a dog. All you gotta do is show
them HOWE to get to the relief area and give
them opportunity. And food... you get the picture.

> But her biggest problem is spinning in a circle,
> barking and snapping at her tail.

S-HOWENDS like she's got an OCD (Obsessive
Compulsive DIS-EASE) like professor SCRUFF
SHAKE'S little dog Maxie The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator. You got LUCKY
your dog only chases his tail.

> More than once, she has caused herself to bleed.

Yeah... self mutilating, to boot.

> She is flea-free (I use Advantage year-round).
> She can't stand to have her tail touched in any way,
> except during her bath. I use a shampoo for sensitive
> skin to rule out an allergy. I've been trying to teach
> her basic commands,

THAT'S HOWE COME she's GOT OCD.

> and so far we have sit, come and a very shaky stay.

Yeah. OCD'S are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING,
not sore tails. Of curse, she COULD be SICK an
THAT'S HOWE COME she's self mutilating. But
THAT AIN'T LIKELY and we got a CURE for the
BEHAVIOR PROBLEM, so we ain't gotta KNOW
if the dog is SICK on accHOWENT of if the
BEHAVIORAL CURE DON'T WORK THAT'S HOWE
WE KNOW the dog is SICK and we'll know THAT
in WON DAY if you STUDY and FOLLOW THE
INSTRUCTIONS in your FREE copy of The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual.

> Any thoughts?

DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS.

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> SheWolf

The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >

SheWolf

"It's Only Alimentary, Dear Watson" <PerryStalsis@Animail.Net> wrote in
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> HOWEDY SheWolf,

> > She is flea-free (I use Advantage year-round).
> > She can't stand to have her tail touched in any way,
> > except during her bath. I use a shampoo for sensitive
> > skin to rule out an allergy. I've been trying to teach
> > her basic commands,
>
> THAT'S HOWE COME she's GOT OCD.
>

Training her is causing OCD? I'll give benifit of the doubt here. Since I
didn't say how I train. I've trained her using similar techniques that I've
used with my Apaloosa stud. John Lyons methods. I do not abuse, lock up or
in any way mishandle my animal. To have such insinuated is beyond insulting.


> > and so far we have sit, come and a very shaky stay.
>
> Yeah. OCD'S are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING,
> not sore tails. Of curse, she COULD be SICK an
> THAT'S HOWE COME she's self mutilating. But
> THAT AIN'T LIKELY and we got a CURE for the
> BEHAVIOR PROBLEM, so we ain't gotta KNOW
> if the dog is SICK on accHOWENT of if the
> BEHAVIORAL CURE DON'T WORK THAT'S HOWE
> WE KNOW the dog is SICK and we'll know THAT
> in WON DAY if you STUDY and FOLLOW THE
> INSTRUCTIONS in your FREE copy of The Amazing
> Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
> Method Manual.
>
> > Any thoughts?
>
> DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS.

Therefore, by association, you are also indecent?

SheWolf

flick

"SheWolf" <shewolf@NOSPAMyadtel.net> wrote in message
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> Therefore, by association, you are also indecent?

You're replying to the newsgroup's loon. And he really, truly is a loon.
Use your killfile.

flick 100785

>
> SheWolf
>
>

SheWolf

Yeah, I've always been the jerk that goes to the zoo and has to feed the
animals, ignoring the signs :P
Now I just have t figure out how it's done in outlook express . . .


"flick" <flick@starband.net> wrote in message
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> "SheWolf" <shewolf@NOSPAMyadtel.net> wrote in message
> news:1130p3mfa2v7134@corp.supernews.com...
>
> > Therefore, by association, you are also indecent?
>
> You're replying to the newsgroup's loon. And he really, truly is a loon.
> Use your killfile.
>
> flick 100785
>
> >
> > SheWolf
> >
> >
>
>

flick

"SheWolf" <shewolf@NOSPAMyadtel.net> wrote in message
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> Yeah, I've always been the jerk that goes to the zoo and has to feed the
> animals, ignoring the signs :P
> Now I just have t figure out how it's done in outlook express . . .

Tools
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flick 100785

SheWolf

Thanks!
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> "SheWolf" <shewolf@NOSPAMyadtel.net> wrote in message
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> > Yeah, I've always been the jerk that goes to the zoo and has to feed the
> > animals, ignoring the signs :P
> > Now I just have t figure out how it's done in outlook express . . .
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> flick 100785
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caroline

"SheWolf" wrote
> Thanks!

Or another way (I find easier)

Click on one of his messages, then go to 'Messages' and find 'Block Sender'

HTH ;o)

> "flick" wrote in message

>> "SheWolf" wrote in message
>> > Yeah, I've always been the jerk that goes to the zoo and has to feed
>> > the
>> > animals, ignoring the signs :P
>> > Now I just have t figure out how it's done in outlook express . . .
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>> Tools
>> Message Rules
>> Blocked Senders List

SheWolf

LOL found that one yesterday when he came up with a new alias ( new to me
anyway!)
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> "SheWolf" wrote
> > Thanks!
>
> Or another way (I find easier)
>
> Click on one of his messages, then go to 'Messages' and find 'Block
Sender'
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> HTH ;o)
>
> > "flick" wrote in message
>
> >> "SheWolf" wrote in message
> >> > Yeah, I've always been the jerk that goes to the zoo and has to feed
> >> > the
> >> > animals, ignoring the signs :P
> >> > Now I just have t figure out how it's done in outlook express . . .
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flick wrote:
> "SheWolf" <shewolf@NOSPAMyadtel.net> wrote in message
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> > Yeah, I've always been the jerk that goes to the zoo and has to
feed the
> > animals, ignoring the signs :P
> > Now I just have t figure out how it's done in outlook express . . .
>
> Tools
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> flick 100785

HOWEDY flick,

Your dogs FEAR you on accHOWENT of you jerk
and choke and shock them.

Date: Wed, 10 Dec 2003 20:11:01 GMT
Subject: Re: Submissive behavior? Baring teeth

HOWEDY Flick,

"flick" <f...@starband.net> wrote in message
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> We have a 5mo pup here (half St. Bernard)
> who's very friendly tho a bit submissive.

HOWER dog lover PREFER submissive dogs.
It makes them FEEL P-HOWERFUL.

> If you call him, he approaches kinda sideways,
> ears down, head to one side, acts like he'll flop
> onto his back at the slightest excuse.

SHOWENDS like he's AFRAID of you.

You had him to obedience class? That's what
usually cause fear aggression and shyness.

> At the same time, he wrinkles his nose to bare
> his top front teeth.

That's a smile.

>Looks really odd.

He's just very submissive.


> I've never seen a dog do this before.


The Puppy Wizard has.


> Is it part of the submissive behavior?


Yeah.

> flick 100785
----- Original Message -----
From: Eric
To: jho...@bellsouth.net
Sent: Friday, November 29, 2002 7:54 AM
Subject: just checking in..

Jerry!


You helped me with my pal Dundee about a year ago regarding
submissive peeing. Just wanted to
let you know he's doing great- he was "cured" in
about 2 days using your techniques!


He has since become the "smartest dog in the
world"!


Once I stopped thinking like a human and got
inside his head, I can teach him ANYTHING,
usually in a matter of minutes.


Makes me look like an expert dog-trainer.


I rescued two strays last week, cleaned 'em up,
wormed 'em, and am getting them their shots.
Time to get inside their heads and teach them to
teach themselves how to be good dogs!


Instead of feeling like "training" is a chore, I look
forward to working with these guys a couple times
a day...


Although I don't follow your instructions "to a T", I
learned from you to "think like a dog" and
stimulate their brain rather than beating ass or
pinching, or any of that nonsense.


I know damn well I would NOT be loyal to
someone who beat MY ass lol!


Well, just wanted to thank you for rattling the
bushes out there and teaching folks the RIGHT
way to "train" dogs.


A horseman friend of mine uses very similar techniques in training
his horses- he calls it
"natural horsemanship".


He is hated by nearly all the local "trainers" yet
somehow he repeatedly wins at every show he
attends. He rarely shows any more, but goes now
and then to rub their noses in it (pun intended)...


Too cool....


Have a great holiday season and keep up the
good work!


Eric , Dundee, Sammy, and Maynard


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Subject: Re: Dog will not listen to anyone but me!
Date: Tue, 9 Jul 2002 11:33:36 -0500
Message-ID: uim43blqq1h...@corp.supernews.*com


Okay, I gotta speak up here... We've been using
Jerry's methods with our dog. We had the same
problem as the original poster has with Buzz.


One day working with the family pack exercise
and practicing the recall command with the family
and she'll now go out with hubby and daughter
instead of needing me to reassure her or even
refusing to go with anyone but me.


I really urge you, regardless of the negative things
you might hear about Jerry & Wits' End here, to
try the method and *judge the results for yourself*.


Let's see what other areas she's improved in...
always comes when called, not chewing stuff even
if we leave it laying around, "re"housebroken after
long shelter stay, walks perfectly on leash, doesn't
try to steal food from our plates or beg... probably
a few more things I'm forgetting to mention. *
(Yeah, the kats lay off the koi and don't wander.
jh).


That's in about a week's time.


Her overall demeanor has changed. When we
brought her home she was very untrusting and
ultra-submissive (except with her area/toys where
she was possessive and nippy).


She had been abused and beaten by previous
owners, then she was in a shelter for months.


They (most of them) wanted to give up and kill
her Now she's gained confidence and trust with
us.


Last night was another big breakthrough (in my
eyes). She barked! Big deal, she barked just
once when she heard the front door. Great!


Anyway, you'll be told lots of nasty stuff about
Jerry or that the Wits' End manual is culled from
other sources. In my opinion, even if it is, it takes
only the good stuff and leaves out the bad.


Works for me.


(And I suppose I gotta say this... I don't know Jerry
personally. I've emailed him and instant
messaged him. I have not bought a "Doggy Do
Right". He's offered help for free.)


Ms. Mick Owen Crneckiy
http://www.crneckiy.com & http://tarot.crneckiy.com
E-mail & MSN Messenger: m...@crneckiy.com
AIM & Yahoo!: MickCrneckiy ~ ICQ: 72461227


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"Charlie Wilkes" <charlie_wil...@easynews.com wrote
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I read up on rotties, pitbulls, etc., and quite a
bit of the literature suggested I needed to assert
my dominance and "make the dog earn everything
it gets."


I tried this once or twice, just by taking a stern
tone of voice, and the results were terrible.
The pup got scared and just wanted to stay away
from me.


That's why I support Jerry Howe and his FREE
Wits' End Dog Training manual -- that and the fact
that Jerry is an all-around great guy.


The core takeaway I got from Jerry's manual is this:
make yourself the center of your puppy's world -
- his personal Lord Jesus. Never give him a
reason to fear you or think you're angry. Love the
heck out of him, and you'll end up with a great
dog.


This has truly worked with my puppy. She'll do
anything I want her to, if she understands,
because she trusts me 100 percent, and nothing
is more important in her world than her
relationship with me.


http://www.geocities.com/visco*uspuppy


Charlie


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"Hoku Beltz" <h...@rsphawaii.com> wrote in message
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> Aloha Sunny,


> Just follow the training program to the
> letter, no matter how insignificant some
> of the step seem to be and your pupy will
> be a very well behaved dog in a few days.
> I would seriously consider backing out of
> the training classes as they will conflict
> with the Wit's End principles.


> I went the training route first, and still
> had problems until I found Wits' End.


> Now I have two "new and improved" dogs.
> You won't be disappointed if you follow
> the program.


> Good luck,


> Hoku


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----- Original Message -----
From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo


Aloha Jerry,


Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.


Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!


Hoku


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"JoeTheGuru" <joetheg...@hotmail.com.NOSPAM wrote in
message
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JERRY SAVE THIS LAD!!!!


or it could be a troll <are you a troll??
do not use it on your dog.....


would you use it on your best friend.....


I have read jerry's book, it seems too easy at first.
however I started to use some of the training out of it and now.


I have a dog that heels as fast as a collie in a
trial.<great dane X mastiff


I have a dog that stays and never leaves the spot.


I have a dog that comes when ever I call.


I have a dog that never leaves the yard, never runs away.


I have a dog that stands still to be washed
with the cold hose.


I have a dog that never pulls on
the lead when we walk.


I have a dog that puts up with more abuse then a
dog should from my 2 year old <and loves it


I have a dog that barks at the fence only when some ones there.


I have a dog that would not care less if there is
another dog in the park <only wants to be with and
please me though a lot of this is due to me training the
dog <spending the time with the dog.


jerry's book showed me not to punish the dog. but
just to work with the dog. which I liked the idea of
hence why I tried it. it is easy to become
frustrated with a dog when you are trying to train
them.


I look forward to my next puppy <ban dog> so
I can use the information from jerry's book
and see just how good a dog can get.


the dog I have now was when I picked her up from
the RSPCA. she could not walk on a lead <no idea.
cowered from every noise <and wet her self, messed
in the house at every turn. acted like I was killing her
when I dragged her over to the mess.


this was A 6 month old pup that had been beaten
<2.5 feet to the shoulder. I could of taken her back
however I knew I could bring her back to being to
be a dog.


the dog I have now at 1.5 years <same dog is a dog
to be proud to walk down the street with <3 feet to
the shoulder and still growing.


so well behaved even when people walk passed with
a out of control dog. gentle with my child and trustworthy
< I never have to worry that my dog will bite her, only
have to worry if a stranger comes over to my child.
still that is not a worry, she places herself between my
child and the stranger.


I may be plugging jerry's book, however with the
crap out there it is good to see that someone has
moved forward. looked at a different way to train
dogs. yes he gets into people, and in their face
you should back off a little jerry however he is
sick of the bashing, choking, shocking, shaking
and everything else. so jerry save this lad from
ruining his dog. later, Joe


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