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HOWEDY leah,

"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20041117230948.06280.00000467@mb-m26.aol.com...
> > "Pam" sgiles@golden.net wrote:

>
> > Lexi now is nothing like the Lexi of
> > even six months ago.


Right. She's only 10% dangerHOWES.

> I'm not a gsd expert,


That's on accHOWENT of you're a Rottie / Bichon EXXXPERT.

> but I have seen more dramatic turn-arounds
> in temperament in that breed than I have just
> about any other.


That so? CITES PLEASE?

You're a FRAUD a LIAR a DOG ABUSER a COWARD
and ACTIVE LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASE.

> It seems that depending on who you talk to,


You mean, amongst the MENTAL CASES
here abHOWETS who BLAME THE DOG
when they GO INSANE from getting jerked
and choked and locked in a box.

> gsd "fear periods" are a myth or a fact;


Scott & Fuller covered all that, leah. They're
well accepted amonst behaviorists. The only
thing they DIDN'T figger HOWET is HOWE
COME the dogs GO INSANE during those
DEVELOPMENTAL STAGES which bye the
way, correspond with human growth STAGES.

> but it sure looks like many of them go through one or several.


That so, leah? What would Scott & Fuller say?

> Starchaser, one of my all-time favorites,
> started out afraid of her own shadow.


ALL behavior and temperament problems
are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

> She is now one of the most relaxed, confident gsd's I've met.


Like that RECENT GRADUATE STUDENT Rottie
you TRAINED since IT was ten weeks old who
RECENTLY MURDERED a little innocent DEAD
DOG in the park.

> Canine Action Dog Trainer
> http://www.canineaction.com


From: Leah (dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF)
Subject: Re: de-lurking with puppy questions
Date: 2003-07-21 07:56:07 PST

>"LytaA" lytaalexander@babylon5fan.com wrote:
>
> I was guilty of accusing The Puppy Wizard of being
> the resident troll - until I took a deep breath and read
> his posts correctly. He feels it vitally important to point
> out that not all advice is good advice, considering that
> alot of well-intentioned posters here have actually made
> devastating and **fatal** mistakes with their own canines.


Name one.

Really Bad Day
Date: 2004-03-21 17:34:07 PST

HOWEDY leah,

"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF> wrote in message
news:20040321194728.23546.00000101@mb-m15.aol.com...
>
> The mom of a graduate student


BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

You're no dog trainer, you're a FRAUD.

> interrupted my class,


Class??? You don't have trainin classes you
teach people to throw treats to dogs for mindless
unthinking behaviors and tell folks to jerk and
choke and shock dogs when bribing and avoiding
behaviors doesn't work an then you try to get HOWET
callin THAT, trainin.

> in a state of shock,


AnyWON who'd trust you to train them to handle
their dog was in a state of shock or takin anti psychotic
meds before they started.

> to tell me that her rottie had killed a little
> dog at a dog park today.


Tough break. R.I.P., dog.

-----------------------

I don't think Jerry intentionally lies. I think he twists
things around in his own mind until he actually believes
what he's saying.

You, abHOWET your STUDENT:

"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way. The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.

It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so
that made it much harder for her.

And he was killed by bichons.

Her dogs had torn it apart."

YOUR STUDENT.
--------------------------------------

Jerry is the only poster here who gives dangerous advice.
Google for spike and squirt. And let's not forget the times
he's told posters whose dogs have medical problems that
his halfwits-end program could cure them.

PetsMart Pet Trainer
My Kids, My Students, My Life:

HOWEDY leah,

"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20041109132430.06573.00000266@mb-m22.aol.com...
> >rmorgan7@austin.rr.com (Ron M.) wrote:

>
> >In any case, PLEASE do NOT respond to his posts.


The EXXXPERTS like professor SCRUFF SHAKE
dermer and dr plonksky of UofWI won't respond to
The Amazing Puppy Wizard on accHOWENT of HE
DISCREDITS THEM every time HE QUOTES them.

BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAAA!!!

The EXXXPERT professional dog trainers have
likeWIZE been IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED and
DISCREDITED as incompetent dogs abusing
punk thug cowards and active long term incurable
MENTAL CASES and FRAUDS, JUST LIKE professor
SCRUFF SHAKE and dr plonksky and captain arthur
haggerty, lying frosty dahl, Master Of Deception
blankman, et al.

BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

> > Block them if you can, or at least ignore them.


You bums can't post here abHOWETS nodoGgamenendMOORE.

> A little additional info...


NO PROBLEMO!:

"She bit me on the nose. That was a true bite.
Not unprovoked, but still a bite. The snarling
and barking was vicious - the bite was a quick
snap, and the cuts weren't deep."

"Once I was holding her bone for her while she
chewed it (something she loves). She mistakenly
put a tooth in my finger instead of the bone."

(Of curse leah FORGOT to mention she JUST
FINISHED her POSSESSION AGGRESSION
CLASSES for two weeks on her pronged spiked
pinch choke collar).

"The other time was something I reported here
because I thought it was funny. I was sitting on
the floor with my supposedly agile, coordinated
BC dancing around me, mouth hanging open
with tongue flopping goofily. She tripped over
my legs and fell tooth-first into my forehead."

"Oh, okay. One more, I guess. When I had only
had her a few days, and she hadn't yet learned
not to nip during play, she jumped up and grabbed
my t-shirt, pinching some skin. It hurt but, again,
there was no blood."

"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20041106071325.11818.00000197@mb-m16.aol.com...
>
> By the way, you're talking to our resident loon
> that we all have killfiled. If you want to have a
> conversation with him here, you need to put
> [eggplant] or [jerry] in the subject line so that
> you don't get killfiled along with him.
>
> He's been posting the same abusive nonsense
> for years, and we really don't need to be reminded
> of his existence. :}
>
> >| ALL behavior problems are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

>
> This is not true. Neither is anything else he posts.
>
> Probably 90% of the regulars on this ng have him killfiled.


You mean the liars dog abusers cowards and
active long term incurable mental cases, like
yourself, leah?

You HURT INTIMIDATE and MURDER critters.

You're a FRAUD, leah. You're a lying dog abusing
mentally ill FRAUD and it's ALL in The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's Archives on Goole in YOUR OWN
POSTED CASE HISTORY.

> If you've read one of his hundreds of posts a day,


Could be readin just WON of The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's Posts will ENLIGHTEN the reader as well
as teach them MOORE abHOWET dogs and behavior
than you're able to comprehend, leah.

PERHAPS THAT'S HOWE COME YOU LIE
abHOWET dog training, The Amazing Puppy
Wizard, and DENY YOUR OWN POSTED
CASE HISTORY, leah???

>you've read them all.


BET YOUR LIFE ON IT, you lying dog abusin mental case.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Archives on Google
CON-TRAIN the most comprehensive insights into
the human / animal mind, behavior, and Spirit.

> Because of this,


You've unfortunately been IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED
and DISCREDITED as a lying dog abusing punk thug
coward active long term incurable MENTAL CASE and
FRAUD.

> those who persist in discussion with him here


The Amazing Puppy Wizard seldom has NEED
for DIS-CUSSION. The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
TEACHINGS NEED NO FURTHER EXXXPLANATION.

> also end up killfiled.


The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students all
over the Whole Wild World have NO BEHAVIOR
PROBLEMS to DISS-CUSS, leah.

> It's not out of spite,


Right. It's FEAR. ABJECT TERROR.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard is the professional
behaviorist's and dog trainer's WORST NIGHTMARE.

> it's not personal,


RIGHT. It's STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. Nuthin
PERSONAL abHOWET it whatsoever. DEFEND
your methds and philosophies and BACK IT UP
with REAL LIFE CASE HISTORIES or get the
heel HOWETA this business.

> it's simply that we're trying to block out the "noise"


You're CONSPIRING to REPRESS INFORMATION
that will IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE and DISCREDIT YOU
as a lying dog abusing punk thug coward active long
term incurable MENTAL CASE.

REMEMBER leah?

> so that time here can be more productive and less wasteful.


"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way. The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.

It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so
that made it much harder for her.

And he was killed by bichons.

Her dogs had torn it apart. My one student who had
shown up (another weird thing about the night) and I
had to continuously check for heart and bowel sounds
for her, until she could accept that the rabbit was dead.

(The rigor mortis in his back legs she attributed to "pain").

Full moon.

Canine Action Dog Trainer
http://www.canineaction.com

> Then she mentioned the names of her dogs,
> and I immediately remembered them.


YOUR STUDENT. Like that RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie who'd been in your SOCIALIZATION
classes since IT was ten weeks old who RECENTLY
MURDERED a little innocent DEAD DOG at the park.

> I will always remember the dogs.


Yeah. You and ed w of PET LOSS dot COIN.

You hurt intimidate and murder critters, leah.

> If you want to talk to him, you can avoid killfiles
> by tagging the subject line so that the rest of us
> can killfile the discussions without killfiling you.


THAT'S INSANE. You gotta do the Monkey Macarena.

<snip BUNK and SKIP to The Monkey Macarena>:

Ain't hard to do:

"spin around and start skipping in the
other direction, making chimpanzee
sounds.

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."

They'll avoid you. > :}

"Your goal is going to be to teach your dog
that every time he sees another dog, something
good is going to happen.

So as soon as he notices another dog,

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."

They'll avoid you. > :}

you begin to praise like mad and stuff his
face with hot dogs. When the dog is out
of sight, the praise and treats stop."

SEE?

O.K., NHOWE YOU TRY?:

Rememer, it ain't hard to do:

"spin around and start skipping in the
other direction, making chimpanzee
sounds.

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."

They'll avoid you. > :}

"Your goal is going to be to teach your dog
that every time he sees another dog, something
good is going to happen.

So as soon as he notices another dog,

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."

They'll avoid you. > :}

you begin to praise like mad and stuff his
face with hot dogs. When the dog is out
of sight, the praise and treats stop."

SEE?

> Either put [jerry] or [eggplant] in the subject lines.



Leah Effexor for chronic depression, in denial
about being mentally ill. Has taken
several other mentally ill medications
before settling on effexor for her chronic
mental problems. Recenly changed to
another ANTI PSYCHOTIC prescription.

> (Don't ask - I don't know how "eggplant" got instituted,
> except that it has something to do with Lia. :}


leah's dog Cubbe attacked her only friend and
tried to attack two children whom she'd played
with till they stepped into her SHOCK ZONE:

"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.

"I know this is a hard subject to bring up without starting the
whole cruelty thread again so I'll state my opinion once and
won't defend it further: any method can be cruel for some
dogs.

Even the slightest punishment was wrong for Cubbe at the
beginning, but we'vecomealongwaysincethen.Shetrusts
us now as I mentioned in a recent post. Point is, she's been
rewarded for coming, but she's never been punished, even in
the mildest way, for not coming.

Is it time for that?

What might I look for to tell?"

"Julia Altshuler" <jaltshuler@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:McYnb.45145$ao4.106231@attbi_s51...
>
> After talking with the vet yesterday and watching
> Cubbe all day today, I'm convinced that the shaking
> is behavioral, not physical. Naturally I'll continue
> keeping an eye on her, but when I add everything
> up, I don't see symptoms of anything neurological--
> and the vet agrees.
>
> --Lia


"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help.
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"

THAT'S AN OCD. His owner CAUSED IT by
MISHANDLING and ABUSING his dog according
to the BEST advice of HOWER Gang Of Lying
Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards And ACTIVE
LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES and
ASYLUM ESCAPEES.

> > Please don't attempt to discuss his behavior
> > with him, or tell him how rude he is,


On accHOWENT of it could become EMBARRASSING:

"She bit me on the nose. That was a true bite.
Not unprovoked, but still a bite. The snarling
and barking was vicious - the bite was a quick
snap, and the cuts weren't deep."

"Once I was holding her bone for her while she
chewed it (something she loves). She mistakenly
put a tooth in my finger instead of the bone."

(Of curse leah FORGOT to mention she JUST
FINISHED her POSSESSION AGGRESSION
CLASSES for two weeks on her pronged spiked
pinch choke collar).

"The other time was something I reported here
because I thought it was funny. I was sitting on
the floor with my supposedly agile, coordinated
BC dancing around me, mouth hanging open
with tongue flopping goofily. She tripped over
my legs and fell tooth-first into my forehead."

"Oh, okay. One more, I guess. When I had only
had her a few days, and she hadn't yet learned
not to nip during play, she jumped up and grabbed
my t-shirt, pinching some skin. It hurt but, again,
there was no blood."

Subject: MAJOR Problem with Madigan:

"And something happened yesterday that I'm not
even ready to talk about. I'm too shocked, overwhelmed,
discouraged, upset... and it's 100% my fault because,
in retrospect, I see how I actually *trained* her to do it. Sigh.

Oh, okay. I said it out loud (or rather, wrote it out loud :},
so I might as well go on... (just changed the subject line,
too, because I fear this will turn into a rather volatile thread
on its own)...

She bit me.

Not nipped me. Bit me. Drew blood. A lot of it.

Left three holes in my nose.

I have never been bitten by a dog before.
Least of all my own puppy.

In fact, I denied it at first. "She didn't bite me,"
I told my husband. "She was just clumsy and
hit me in the nose with her teeth."

"She bit you," he told me. "You have tooth marks."

"I don't know what to do. I somehow took a gentle,
non-violent dog and trained her to bite. Not only that,
but to bite ME in the FACE! How do I address that now?"

"I've had dogs all my adult life, and thought I knew a
lot about them. It's only been since I got Madigan in
January and began training classes, reading books,
and hanging out *here* that I realized how LITTLE I
knew about training them. I made so many mistakes,
especially on my heart dog - my eskie - because he
was the only dog I had who had behavior problems.

He was yelled at, slapped, made to smell his messes
(at least I didn't push his nose IN them) and isolated
for long "time outs." I only wish I had it to do over again."

> I kept teasing her in a way that made her
> act out, then got right in her face.


Whatever. It was JUST WON TIME.

> Stupid, stupid human.


Naaah. THAT ain't what makes you HOWET
to BE STUPID, leah. What makes you STUPID
is to think you know anything abHOWET trainin
dogs.

> Canine Action Dog Trainer
> http://www.canineaction.com


You MURDERED your own DEAD DOG Buck on
accHOWENT of you was TOO LAZY or TOO
MENTALLY ILL to WALK him.

> Absolutely.


INDEEDY. You did it ARBITRARILY.

THEN YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND.

> I was one of the stubborn ones who insisted
> on trying to "reason" with him when I first got here.


Yeah. But you don't have the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit
the cunning of the domestic puppy dog even after The
Amazing Puppy Wizard and all HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Students all over the
Whole Wild World told you HOWE they done it EZ GENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR FREE, to boot.

YOU CALL THEM LIARS and FORGERIES
by The Amazing Puppy Wizard. You're a liar
a dog abuser a fraud a coward and active
incurable long term MENTAL CASE and The
Amazing Puppy Wizard is fixin to PUT YOU
HOWETA this business.

> Believe me,


BET YOUR LIFE ON IT.

> it doesn't make a dent.


On accHOWENT of you're a MENTAL CASE, leah.

NO WON in their right mind could TAKE this kinda
ABUSE and NOT GO INSANE, therefore, PROVING
for you, it's a RHOWEND TRIP.

BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

You can't post here abHOWETS nodoGgamenedMOORE.

> All it does is add to the noise


You mean the lies and animal abuse, leah?

> and, again, get you into killfiles -


You mean, killfiled by the MENTAL CASES
who choke shock beat intimidate and murder
dogs, leah?

> simply because we just don't want to keep
> reading the same things over and over and
> over and over... :}


On accHOWENT of IT EMBARRASSES and
DISCREDITS and EXXXPOSES you as a lying
dog abusing punk thug coward ACTIVE LONG
TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASE based on
YOUR OWN POSTED CASE HISTORY.

> This Jerry thing has been going on for years - six I believe?


Goin on six, but it's OVER NHOWE, leah.

You're FINISHED.

> And the only change is that he continues
> to get progressively MORE abusive.


Naaah, you CONtinue to get MOORE FRIGHTENED.

> Again, if you can't resist, please put the tags in
> the subject line.


You mean, the hallmark of the lying dog abusing
punk thug coward mental case, leah.

> >Hopefully, some day he'll get run over by a truck


The Amazing Puppy Wizard didn't come here to
play grabass with lying dog abusing mental cases,
HE came here to IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE DISCREDIT
and DISPATCH them from the face of the earth though
HIS MAGICK.

> That's not necessary.


It'd be IMPOSSIBLE, leah. The Amazing Puppy
Wizard has PROTECTION.

> Killfiles are sufficient.


You can't HIDE from your CON-SCIENCE.

That's HOWE COME you TAKE anti psychotic meds.

> Canine Action Dog Trainer
> http://www.canineaction.com


UNFORTUNATELY, people likeWIZE get The
Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

It's curable. Ask professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~ ) >

 
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