The Puppy Wizard

HOWEDY diannes,

"diannes" <diannes@bolt.sonic.net> wrote in message
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> Lucy A. Afar <lucyaafar@claque.net> wrote:
> >"Kepytan" <kepytan@nospam.earthlink.net> wrote:
> >
> >> Should I just leave him lose in the house to
> >> eat who knows what and have an almost certain
> >> medical emergency?

That only happens if you don't know HOWE
to TRAIN a dog as was EVIDENCED in this
thread on C-HOWENTER SURFIN. NO WON
GOT ANY METHOD OTHER THAN HURT the
dog and they all ADMIT THAT DON'T WORK
unless they're standing there ready to HURT
their dog someMOORE.

REMEMBER, diannes?

You're a bunch of lying dog abusing frauds.

> >> I go for the crate/confined idea instead of worrying
> >> about the much smaller chance that my house will burn
> >> down.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard NEVER recommends a crate.

> >True, if he has the habit of eating dangerous stuff.

If the dog got a HABIT of EATIN dangerHOWES
STUFF it's on accHOWENT of the ABUSER didn't
know HOWE to TRAIN the dog NOT to EAT POISON.

> That, I think, is how most of us use crates

That so? You mean you lock dogs in boxes on
accHOWENT of you don't have the INTELLECT
to HOWEtwit the cunning of the domestic puppy
dog even after The Amazing Puppy Wizard and
HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Students all over the
Whole Wild World told you HOWE they done
it EZ GENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR
FREE, to boot.

BWEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

> (besides using them for transportation, of course).

On accHOWENT of you can't train your dogs
not to jump all over you in the car on accHOWENT
of you punish and intimidate them.

> Patience had to be crated longer than
> any of my other dogs; she was destructive
>up until 20 months of age.

The average DOG LOVER'S dog is confined
to a box till IT is two years old.

> Since then she's been loose in the house
> when alone with no problems.

You mean you GOT LUCKY.

> >> Uncrated, someone could break into my
> >> house and shoot my dog

The Amazing Puppy Wizard's dogs are
WORKING PROTECTION by the time
they're six months of age.

> >> because he seems a threat

Tit for tat.

> >> or maybe just leave the door open
> >> and he runs out and gets hit by a car.

Maybe the dog wouldn't RUN HOWETA his
HOWES if you didn't jerk and choke and
lock them in boxes and spray aversives in
their faces and shock them for C-HOWENTER
SURFIN.

REMEMBER, diannes? THAT'S HOWE COME
you can't TRAIN your dogs withHOWET lockin
them in boxes.

> > I guess that no one would try to break into
> > our house, as long as the dogs are there
> > Bonnie's barking would scare them away. :-)
>
> My car once got broken into while Patience was in it.

BWEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

> She was in a crate.

EVEN BETTER!!! BWWHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

> She did not get loose nor was she harmed.

BWEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA/!!!

> >> Shoot, if I take the dogs with me maybe
> >> Ill have a horrible car accident and
> >> they will die trapped in the wreckage.

And maybe they'll run and find heelp and
save your stinkin butt.

> >Then perhaps you should drive more carefully? :-)
>
> I was once driving down the freeway minding
> my own business

BWEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

You can't mind your own business on the
INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY.

> when a car in the next lane spun out directly
> into my path (his tires were totally bald and
> the accident was ruled 100% his fault).

That's always important.

> I did not have time to brake and hit him head-on
> at 60mph. This bounced me across 3 lanes of
> traffic into a second car.

You sould be MOORE careful.

> Patience was in the back, in her crate.
> She was just fine; she wasn't even stressed.
> (Neither could be said for me.)

Well, you're not the brightest bulb in the chandolier
and your absence would be a BLESSING to those
you left behind, you miserable lying dog abusing
mental case.



(manadero@aol.comnospam)
Subject: Back from moving and there goes my van too!
Date: 2003-10-05 13:27:20 PST

Hi All,

On a less positive note, I went by the "old house"
yesterday to pick up a last load of linens and clothes
I'd left and on the way home I was rear ended by a
huge dump/trash type truck (it was a business that
cleans up construction, etc. debris)

and I fear that my van was totaled Matt - Here's two
thumbs up to my Windstar, because I and Lacy were largely
uninjured despite the severe damage to the rear end.

Lacy was thrown into the windshield (not good) but I'm
actually glad she wasn't back where I usually crate the dogs
(cleared for the move) as the cargo area was compromised
(the only hard thing I had back there were some sizable steel
Tonka trucks belonging to the boys - they were considerably
bent) and the area was peppered with window shrapnel
(I even have glass in the front floorboards)

Not even sure how I would have gotten her out
without the jaws of life, since there would have
been no way to access the crates except from
the rear....and that was completely crushed.

On the up side, we went straight to the ER clinic who
pronounced her unscathed and they gave her rimadyl (I know)
for a few days to help with any subsequent bruising that might
occur.

Thanks!!

Robin
"Shaken, but not stirred"

> I too was once horrified that anyone would
> "lock their dog in a box".

BWEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Then what happened? You got struck with the stupid stick?

> But now having spent hundreds of hours
> observing dogs relaxing and snoozing in
> crates with no signs of stress or any harm,
> plus having had my dog's life saved by a
> crate I feel differently.

BWEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

> Used properly they cause no distress
> and can have significant benefits.

Well, let's DISS-CUSS the PUPPER use of crates?

> JFWIW,

You can do that PRIVATELY on email.

> Dianne

On accHOWENT of you can't post here
abHOWETS nodoGgamenedMOORE
you dog abusing mental case.

BOTH THESE GUYS GOT DEAD DOGS CAUSE
THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE THEIR Puppy Wizard TILL
IT WAS TOO LATE.

"misty" <Momisty@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> I don't now whether Peach is dead or alive.
> I do know she's not here with us.
>
> I really can't blame anyone here for her loss.
> I'm the one who ignored your advice. I did it
> because of how you write/wrote.
>
> I was unwilling to accept the idea that my
> using a shock collar could have any bearing
> on Peach not wanting to stay home.
>
> Up until I started using it my main concern
> had been keeping my dogs in their own yard.
> Once I started using the e-fence...well, then
> my concern became how to keep them from
> running off for days on end.
>
> I lost valuable training time becoming embroiled
> in the anti-shock debate and the "Jerry sux" tirades.
>
> I lost one dog but I have the bestest dog in the
> world now <g> A Wits End Trained dog, one
> who is completely housetrained, doesn't chew
> up stuff, stays in the yard, and doesn't bark all
> the time. IOW a great companion and friend.
>
> Thanks Jerry!

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"misty" <Momisty@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:6946-3B6337A1-329@storefull-233.iap.bryant.webtv.ne

> We just installed a PetSafe brand fence this Spring.
> Two dogs, two collars We now have one dog and no
> collars.
>
> Peach and Zelda would run thru the fence, not want to
> come back in the yard and would run for days. The
> last time, Peach didn't come back home.
>
> I used the Wit's End Training Manual to learn how to
> train my dog. She is now border trained. A few
> minutes each day reinforces her desire to stay in the
> yard.
>
> She no longer runs out into the road, I can stop her
> from chasing cats and she no longer cringes when we
> walk around the yard.
>
> I can not say loud or long enough how much I hate the
> e-fence and its collars. If you can't get a regular fence
> then you need to train your dog. I will never rely on an
> electronic collar to keep my dog in our yard again.
> The price was too high:-(
>
> ~misty

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<"Terri"@cyberhighway

> Hey, do like me, and killfile Jerry.
> He has millions of people aleady reading his posts and
> watching him extract his soggy foot out of his mouth!
> Out of these MILLIONS, I've only seen 2 naive childs
> come forward and actually believe in his training manual.

Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs
since I freely admit to having read and, I hope,
understood enough of the manual and it's counterparts by
John Fisher and the posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe
and use it.

This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant barrage
of really infantile crap at the hands of supposedly
adult dog lovers.

The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the
nagging idea that if people like them had been posting
earlier, maybe we would not have had to hold the head
of a really magnificent animal in our arms while he was
given the needle and having to hug him and wait until he
gasped his last gasp.

To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog
into good behavior. Naive is believing that people that
hide behind fake names are more honest than people that
use their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante
dog breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey
(lyingdogDUMMY, j.h.) are the equal or better than
those that have studied and lived by their craft for
decades.

"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing
that people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are
going to just go away because you people act like fools.

Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea, and I
don't really care.

> And, to date: I've not seen ONE come forward and
> actually admit to buying and having success with his
> little black box.

I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and
take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and
testing. You would never believe the results, so you'll
never know.

> Anyone by now that doesn't see a scam man coming by
> Jerry's posts deserves to get what is sure to be coming
> to him! LOL!

I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve,
eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.

>Terri

Yes it was, and that is sad.

Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?)

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